ooc: corn chips and two bite brownies. all the food groups are represented here: sugar and salt.


Derrick using his fro powers to rock out.

After setting up their equipment, Trent grabs the mic and stands at the edge of the stage. "Let's fucking do this!" he says, and the band start in on "Crucified", their thundering concert opener. They play through it, managing not to break any of their equipment, and also through "Wake Up" and "Orion" before they take a short break. "So this is our last night in windsor..." Trent says, and a disappointed noise emanates from the crowd. "But we're going to do something special. Our new single came out today.." he says, and Gabe starts in on the soft guitar intro to "The Saboteur" as Trent walks back to Derrick's drum kit and sits on the bass drum, singing,

i just don't understand
how you can be the perfect liar and
i just can't understand
how you and everyone conspire just

lying again and again
foot in mouth and head up ass
sick as shit, filthy fucking swine

have you ever felt real pain, precious?
i wanna make you feel like this
idiot, sick of hearing you cry

He stands up and walks over to the mic stand, placing the mic in it before holding the stand out over the crowd like a boom. The sharp whine of feedback is heard and the crowd eventually grab hold of the stand, pulling it and the mic in and dismantling it. Not sure what to do, Trent just shrugs and walks backstage while the band play the rest of the song instrumentally. After it ends, Trent comes back on stage with the only thing he could find to amplify his voice; a megaphone. "Let's go fucking nuts!" he says into it, his voice sounding distorted and distance. "Okay, this last song is the angriest song I've ever written. So break shit!" he says, and the band begins playing "City". Trent jumps on top of Derrick's bass drum, screaming into the megaphone and using it to hit the cymbals in between breaths,

hey, you fucks,
you fuck and then you snort
you feast and then you fuck
you blaze and then you suck

hey, you freaks,
you beat your fucking meat
you masturbate until you're sore
pound veins into nothing more

one of Gabe's strings break and he just keeps playing, not slowed by it at all. Derrick breaks a stick and just keeps playing awkwardly. "Come on!" Trent yells, "I might be a dick, but at least I'm no fucking pussy!" he screams, and runs over to Teresa, trying to stand on top of the keyboard. As soon as he starts climbing, she backs off, knowing it won't end well. The stand wobbles a bit as he stands on it, the keys cracking beneath his feet, and eventually it topples over, sending him sprawling on the concrete. He still continues to scream though, although he forgets most of the lyrics in his pain,

hey, you fuck
you fuck you fucking fuck
fuck you you fucking shit
fucking asshole fuck!

Eventually, the rest of the band just stop playing and help Trent to his feet, the knocked over keyboard still making crackling, warbled noises as Trent and the rest of the band bow. Before they leave, Trent picks up what's left of the keyboard and throws it into the crowd as the rest of the band head backstage.

SETLIST
1. Crucified
2. Wake Up
3. Orion
4. The Saboteur (First time live)
5. City