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"I used to have a sunfire," Derrick says, laughing. "I guess she is. I just don't like people with...drinking issues. I find them annoying.." he says. "It might sound harsh but, it's the truth. They can go kill their liver someplace where it doesn't affect me." |
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"i guess that means i wont get any replays of my drinking incident?" she giggles. thinking how terribly sick she felt the next day. |
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"Hopefully not," he says, laughing a bit. |
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she shakes her head. "i think i learned my lesson.i cant even smell strawberries now without wanting to vomit." |
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"Yeah, I guess you got why I don't like to drink," he says, laughing a bit. |
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"so what is your vice?" she says with a smirk. "everyone has at least one." |
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"Poutine, probably," he says, laughing and patting his stomach. |
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she grins. "we share a common vice then!" she pats his tummy too,then her own. "mine is baking. i just love to do it. it's so relaxing...if you know what you're doing. if you dont? its frustrating and awful tasting." |
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"You still have to bake me something!" he exclaims, grinning. "I've yet to taste Teresa-baked food." |
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"thats right! oh,i've been a horrible girlfriend,huh? " she turns bright red. "i'll back you something tomorrow,we'll need a hotel room with a kitchenette." she claps her hands. "make it happen!" she says with a giggle,before adding "please." |
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"Here, let's look for a hotel. We're in pontiac," he says, pulling the van over. |
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"why sir,i hardly know you!" she says with an exaggerated southern accent and her hand to her forehead. |
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"Well we gotta do this quick, before my girlfriend finds out," he says shiftily, holding the door open for her. |
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she cackles madly and hops out the van. "i've heard about your girlfriend. she's all bark,no bite. but very good looking. all i need is a bed an oven...maybe a little counter space." |
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"We'll see what we can do," he says, taking her hand as they walk down the street. |
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as they walk,she puts her head on his shoulder. "so um...i was thinking...wouldnt it be appropriate if valentines day was.um...the day?" |
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"What? ...oh!" Derrick says, surprised. "Well...I mean, yeah...only if, you know, you want to," he says, stuttering. |
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"too soon? " she asks, embarrassed. "i just thought it would make valentines day special.maybe after the tour would be better. " she says. "you like vanilla cake?" |
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"No, I just want to make sure you're, you know, ready," he says. "And I love vanilla cake." |
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"i..dont know if i'd ever be able to say, "ok teresa. we're doing this.grab some sheet." the whole thing scares me. i was kinda hoping to talk to vara before. you know,since she's a woman and all." she says with a shrug. "vanilla cake with...blueberry icing? it sound weird,but i bet it's phenomenal." |
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