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Offline erich hess  
#881 Posted : 20 February 2013 11:23:02(UTC)
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"me neither" teresa admits. "i'm......way suburban. "she laughs.
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#882 Posted : 20 February 2013 11:26:47(UTC)
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"We could...hitchhike?" he suggests, laughing. "Or not. I mean, how much did trent pay you?" he asks
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#883 Posted : 20 February 2013 11:32:16(UTC)
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"um....he didnt?" teresa says. "um.maybr we were supposed to meet him in canada?" she says hopefully,thinking maybe trent was bitter about her screwing up. "we are not hitchhiking! you know how many times i'll be hit up for trucker sex?" she shakes her head vigorusly. "i'd call ada vonwannemaker for cash before hitching."
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#884 Posted : 20 February 2013 11:34:48(UTC)
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"What? Oh, fuck, that's right!" he says. "We didn't get our pay...fuck, maybe he's still outside the venue? I mean, he tends to sleep in.." he says hopefully.
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#885 Posted : 20 February 2013 11:36:38(UTC)
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"lets go!" teresa jumps out of bed,throwing her clothes on. "oh i hope that drunken italian woman has wore him out and he's still sleeping!"
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#886 Posted : 20 February 2013 11:47:43(UTC)
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"I hope so too," he says, pulling on his clothes and heading out the door. "We have to hurry! Race you!" he declares, and starts running through the hotel hallway, trying not to run into anybody.
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#887 Posted : 20 February 2013 11:51:03(UTC)
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"gah!" teresa exclaims as she tries catching up to derrick. she trips over numerous room service dishes and tumbles down the hall,covered in pancake syrup and used napkins. she springs up and tries keep running,but is laughing too hard.
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#888 Posted : 20 February 2013 11:53:56(UTC)
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Derrick runs through the lobby, laughing wildly as he ducks to avoid bellboys and old people. He looks over his shoulder at Teresa, and is too busy laughing to notice that the door is closed. He runs into the glass pane full force, and there's a sickening crack, but the glass holds, and he's catapulted backwards, nose bleeding. "Ach!" he manages to get out as he lays on the ground, dazed.
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#889 Posted : 20 February 2013 11:57:33(UTC)
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teresa catches up to him and sees all the blood. "oh my god! are you ok?!" she creeches and takes one of the sticky napkins from her person and wipes derrick's nose. "oh i hope that is syrup i'm rubbing into your nose." she says with a grimace
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#890 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:00:24(UTC)
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"I'm...I'm okay...dogs fucked the pope, no fault of mine..." he grumbles, standing up and swaying back and forth. "Quick! We have to get to the VR before Vent drives off with our monkey!" he slurs, trying to run in the direction of the RV.
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#891 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:04:36(UTC)
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"um..derrick?i think we need to get you to a doctor! quick,tell me who i am!" she yells running after him. "tell me who i am!" she keeps yelling as she runs,garnering many strange looks from people.
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#892 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:08:56(UTC)
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"You're...er.." he mumbles, trying to walk straight, nose still bleeding. "Treeza...yeah, that sounds right," he says, giving up trying to walk and sitting down on the sidewalk. "Yeah...Treeza.." he says, holding his head in his hands.
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#893 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:13:42(UTC)
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teresa walks around in a panic. " oh you are hurt bad,huh?" she stoops down and looks at his face. "i think we should call 911...but trents got our money...crap." she paces slightly. "ok.i'll call 911 while running to catch trent. if trent isnt a complete bastard,he'll give me a ride back. ok?"
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#894 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:15:02(UTC)
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"Mmpfdwanna go to the hospital..." he mumbles. "I'm okay...really, Tree...Tray...Treeza.."
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#895 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:24:15(UTC)
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"fine" she sighs. "if you die,i'll be pissed." she kisses him and takes off running. "i'l be right back! gotta find trent." she hoofs it down the road yelling "trent! dont leave! pleaseeeeeee!" as she runs. she keeps doing this until she gets to the venue. she is panting and out of breath.she keeps yelling for trent.
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#896 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:27:00(UTC)
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Trent is just about to start the RV when he hears yelling. He pokes his head out the window and spots Teresa. "Teresa? What's wrong?" he yells.
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#897 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:34:01(UTC)
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#898 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:35:38(UTC)
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she is panting from the running. "derrick...hit face....down street. we ...forgot to .....pick up money." she says breathlessly,using the rv to prop herself up.
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#899 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:38:38(UTC)
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"Err...okay, well, what I got out of that was that I forgot to pay you. Which I did," he says, pulling out his wallet, now stuffed with cash. "500$ each sound good?" he asks.
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#900 Posted : 20 February 2013 12:42:25(UTC)
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teresa nods. "yes...sorry for having to talk about money. horrid business." she says,after getting her breath back. "ok, derrick kinda hit his head on a glass door and is lying on the sidewalk not too far from here. could you spot me a ride back? its very close.please?"
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