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#1 Posted : 07 March 2013 06:52:05(UTC)
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MARK TALLEY: UK TOUR - MARCH/APRIL 2013
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After years of living in the shadow of his more famous and flamboyant best friend and Blood of Wecz bandmate Scott RH, guitarist and indie-rock soloist Mark Talley has announced details of his first headlining solo tour of the United Kingdom this March and April. The multi-instrumentalist and songwriter will play 17 different dates across Scotland, England and Wales, taking in some of the best small venues around the country. Known for being one of the most talented and hardest working musicians in the industry, Talley has embarked on a solo career in the early part of 2013 that has thrown him into a spotlight he has never craved nor chased in his life so far.

Fresh from the release of his debut solo single Silver Linings, which went to number one in both the Airplay and Digital Top 20 Charts, Talley is set to release his debut EP, and will tour the UK to celebrate the release of his first record after breaking out of the shackles of his shyness and his position as "the other guy in Blood of Wecz." With widespread praise for his first single, and a large fanbase from his previous projects, the shows are sure to be in high demand, and fans are advised to get their hands on tickets when they go on sale at 9AM Thursday morning (March 7th).

Making up the band that will back Mark Talley will be his Blood of Wecz bandmate Josh Meyer, who will play drums for each of the shows, and long time friends Jarek Blaszcykowski(bass) and Stevie Brewster (guitar), and representatives of the indie star have been quick to quash early rumours that Blood of Wecz legend Scott RH would also be hitting the stage. Support for the tour will come in the shape of talented young Londoner Aimee Rose, who has had an eventful start to her career, releasing critically acclaimed singles and going on to perform live at the 7th Chaos Awards in February. Also joining the party will be punk veterans The Harlots, fronted by the ever-eccentric Erica Hess, who take a break from their busy recording schedule to take part on the tour.

Speaking of the impending UK jaunt, Talley told Rocksound Magazine: "I'm both excited and nervous about this at the same time, which is a profoundly strange sensation. On one hand, the spotlight falls on me to prove myself as a vocalist and a performer night after night without having the security of Scott beside me as I have for the majority of my career. One the other hand, though, I'm pumped about the chance to get out there, show my own skills and to prove that I can do this on my own as well as being part of a band. I can't wait to debut some new songs, show off a lot of what I've been working on for a long time and release my EP. It's a busy year, and this is the perfect way to bring what is just the first chapter of it to a close.

"I'm excited to be joined by The Harlots and Aimee on this tour as well. I know both of them very well, and they are great performers. The Harlots know what they are doing and they will bring a fantastic energy to each of the shows, while Aimee has a powerful voice, I mean it's massive, that will just blow people away.

"I think the best part of all of this though is the chance to get out and see my fans. I joined Blood of Wecz when they were already playing arena size shows, so I've literally never had the chance to enjoy a stage of this size before. I imagine it'll be a lot more intimate and up close than in the larger venues we play with the band, so I can't wait to be able to see all the faces in the front few rows. It's an exciting time for me altogether, and I feel privileged to have the chance to do this. UK fans have always been some of the kindest to me and provide some of the best atmospheres anywhere in the world. I've always loved playing in England and Scotland, and I can't wait to get back to cities like London, Manchester, and of course, Edinburgh; I might be American, but that place still feels special, being the place Blood of Wecz was formed all those years ago."

With his upcoming wedding to Layla Raine in April, and album and tour commitments with Blood of Wecz due to kick in from May, this UK Tour will be one of the only chances fans get to see Mark Talley live and solo in 2013. And with his solo career set to take off in the months to come, this might be a rare opportunity to see the legendary guitarist in some fantastic and intimate venues.

Tickets go on sale from 9AM Thursday March 7th. Prices will be £16.50 (s.t.b.f) and £20.50 (s.t.b.f) in London and can be purchased from See Tickets, Ticketmaster and local outlets. Fans can pre-order a special Bronze bundle costing £28, giving them a ticket to the concert of their choice and a copy of Mark's EP on release date. A special Silver edition will cost £50, consisting of a ticket, a copy of the EP, and a limited edition Mark Talley tshirt. Finally, the Gold package will include one ticket, plus an EP, a limited edition tshirt, a signed copy of the tour poster (as seen above) and a meet and greet with Mark Talley. This package is strictly limited, and will cost £100.

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#2 Posted : 07 March 2013 07:11:00(UTC)
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Erica: I can't wait! This is going to be super fun . Mark is a sweetie and Aimee...I haven't met yet but she seem sweet too. Gah! So much pressure.
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Stephanie Fierce: Incredible! What an amazing comeback for you all! I will definitely make sure to visit one of the dates!

OOC: Love the detailing on the poster :)
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Erica: I can't wait! This is going to be super fun . Mark is a sweetie and Aimee...I haven't met yet but she seem sweet too. Gah! So much pressure.


Mark: Hey, no pressure on you guys. You are the experienced ones at this :) This will be my first time playing alone so I'm a bit terrified. Glad to have you on board though!
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Stephanie Fierce: Incredible! What an amazing comeback for you all! I will definitely make sure to visit one of the dates!

OOC: Love the detailing on the poster :)


Mark: Thanks! Hopefully you can make it along, that would be awesome. If not though we can all catch up at Aphrodisiac :)

OOC: thanks :) been bored the last two nights so I was just messing around to see what I could come up with. Quite pleased with it :P

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Erica: are you kidding?! You're only the guitarist for the biggest band ever,and your solo work has gotten more accolades than the death of Stalin. Oh there is pressure all right. It's a good thing I have my hello kitty flask.

Nina: that is so wrong,love. It's like the hello kitty vibrator or hello kitty ar15. Somethings are too grown up for hello kitty.

Erica: never! See you soon,markers!
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JamesUrie: Although I'll probably be massively busy throughout the entirety of March and April....I've got try my best to catch one of these shows! This is something one cannot miss.
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JamesUrie: Although I'll probably be massively busy throughout the entirety of March and April....I've got try my best to catch one of these shows! This is something one cannot miss.


Mark: Hey, that would be epic if you could make it along to a show, man. Would love to see you there. Hey, I might even get you up on stage to perform a song with me if you do :)
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#9 Posted : 07 March 2013 23:26:49(UTC)
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Tickets now on sale - Don't miss out on yours!
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Mark: New act to be added to the tour tomorrow as a thank you to you all. All shows sold out in less than 24 hours. You are all way too good to me :)
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Joining the Mark Talley UK Tour as openers will be the lovely arcades!

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I'm delighted to have another exciting young band joining us on the tour from next weekend. I believe arcades will bring something different to the table. While we have the pure power of the vocals of Aimee and the madcap punk energy from the Harlots, I think the crowd will also love the sort of quirky technicalities and the sort of aura that arcades bring to the table. I'm excited to see them hit the stage in Edinburgh and every night from there, and proud to have them join my tour. I think we have a well rounded line up and I think that this is going to be one of the most pleasant experiences of my career to date. Oh yeah....and one more thing. We could have one last space for another band or solo artist to make this tour one no one will ever forget. If you want to be a part of the Talley tour then get in touch with me asap


OOC: If anyone has one last artist they want to play, please PM me. We'll have interactive RP, interviews, tour bus japes and all. It shall be fun :)

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The final act joining the Mark Talley UK Tour will be the Ryan Williams-led indie rock quartet PURE!

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This is a great coup for the tour and for me, and I'm really happy to have PURE joining us for this run. Ryan Williams has, without a shadow of a doubt, been one of the best young artists to hit the scene in the last few years, and MLC were an absolute favourite of mine. He has shown a great potential with his new band as well, and to have them joining us as a support act is brilliant. Every crowd from Edinburgh to London is in for a treat. This is true talent, innovation and originality, and I'm sure the crowd will love them. These sell out gigs are going to be tremendous. I can't wait to see these guys live on stage in action, and I also immensely look forward to the chance to hang out with them. It's going to be great, and to secure such a tremendous act late in the day is something that has really brightened up my weekend. Six days to go. The countdown continues!


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ooc: Anyone on the tour can feel free to post any interaction, interviews, RPs, reviews, anything you like, from now. Let's make this a busy and vibrant tour thread ;)
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Erica and karoliena are frenetically going through a huge pile of clothes.. They are packing for the tour.

Karoliena: did you have to bring EVERYONE'S. clothes home from the laundrymat?

Erica:mistakes were made.ok? I admit that. Doing coke and laundry at the same time may not have been a good idea.

Karoliena: but you did finish it in record time....and these are cute panties,and I do need socks.

Erica: ew,you can't wear other people's panties! What about your feminine well being?

Karoliena: they are clean! It's not like I'm wearing them after finding them on a bus!

Erica: It's Grody...I'm sorry,but it is.

Karoliena:really? Who's bra do you have on?

Erica:um...mine,why?

Karoliena: since when are you an e cup? And who's socks are those cups stuffed with?

Erica: um...it's mine...they are mine....I mean,mind your own!
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Facebook update: Mark Talley Official!

So good morning, guys. I've just arrived in Scotland this morning. It feels wonderful to be back in the UK, my second home. Just drove from Glasgow over to Edinburgh, and now I'm about to get a little sleep in a hotel before I meet the rest of the tour at the bus later this afternoon. So I'll speak to you all again very soon. Hope everyone has a wonderful day! Mark
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What did Spock see in kirks toilet? Why the captains log of course! I know, I know. That joke is so old,you laughed and fell off your dinosaur. We are enjoying our last moments of freedom before the tour officially starts. We stuffed ourselves silly on good food. Once we are on the road,it's stuff slightly better than a strip club buffet. I always wondered who cooks that food. Is it b list strippers,or girls not pretty and coordinated enough to be dancers? Are they nude? Are tiny hair nets for kitties involved? It truly boggles the mind. I'll be sad to leave Edinburgh. It's such a pretty place. In spite of birthing the exploited ...I don't get it. What's the appeal of this band? For all my street punk needs,the business to more than fits the bill.in fact, I think we'll throw in a cover of "Harry may" into our set list. That is a lovely tune. It feels good knowing this time tomorrow,I'll be on stage,dodging water bottles and having a great time. I hope mark knows what he is in for with us on your! See you tomorrow,love Erica.
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How's it going ladies and gents? We've just finished up our practice for the start of tour, tomorrow in EDINBURGH! We arrived in Scotland this morning and are really just buoyed by this whole occasion. Neither of us have played in the UK before so this will be pretty special. Also.. well, we've never played shows this big before as a band! We've played a few free gigs back in the States but never something of this magnitude, so for that, we're stoked.
Tomorrow we will look forward to watching Mark and the rest of the guys play. But most of all, seeing all of you beautiful people and meeting you all.
Tonight however, we will christen Edinburgh with our Yankee madness. We're popping down to a bar called 'Lloyds' so if you wanna come say hi, or join us for a drink, come on down!


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Facebook update: Mark Talley Official - From Edinburgh!

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Awright? That was my best attempt at being Scottish. Sorry I won't try it again. Day one of the tour today officially even though we all met up last night for the first time and I have to say I am mega stoked. We've already arrived at the Liquid Room for the show and there are some people milling around already. Its crazy. I managed to sneak out earlier for a cigarette and a walk up the Grassmarket while everyone was asleep and its snowing! I did not expect that. The city of Edinburgh really is sensational and beautiful and historic. It makes me feel special to be back in the city where Blood of Wecz was formed all those years ago. It puts a sort of eerie pressure on me though because I know the people of Edinburgh still see Scott as one of their own, someone they are immensely proud of and so I have to live up to the Blood of Wecz name tonight. Nerves.

Last night was a typical first night of tour. Very fun and some people were very very drunk. I have to say that out of all the guys I've met here so far, everyone is awesome. The Harlots are just as I expected....intense. Also Erica's wife is a bit scary, but she seems nice. Aimee is a sweet girl as well and PURE are some top dudes. I was stoked to meet Ryan last night for the first time. Dude is like an amazing musician so it was an honor to meet him at last. The party got a bit wild, although I was sober. So fad only Erica and Josh Meyer have surfaced from the bunks. Josh was so wasted last night and this morning he has what he calls "a perpetual erection". The suggestion is that some jester slipped a Viagra in his beer. Classic tour bantz. What can you say? Shortly I'll make some bacon and sausages before everyone gets up and then I'm gonna go out meet some Mark Talley fans, which is very very exciting.

I haven't been in tonights venue yet, but people tell me its one of the best small venues in the Country so I'm excited about that. Edinburgh crowds are awesome too. Always. So it will be a special night. Hope to see you all soon, but for now I better get to the mommy Mark duties. Much love and peace, Mark

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scotland,day two.thats it,i fucking love scotland. great people,sexy accents,and they fry everything. for the past 48 hours,i couldnt even tell you what i've actually eaten. all i know is it's breaded and crispy.hell yeah! ommy nommy nom! tonights show was...intense.all three of us harlots had been drinking all day. its st patrick's day,right? i have to celebrate my irish heritage...ok,my irish roots run as deeps as eating lucky charms cereal. but i love an excuse to drink with nina....and to a lesser extent,chloe. i dont know which was mnore fun: performing after/ during st patricks days celebrations,or talking to mark and trying to not look and sound hammered. i love mark.have i said that? its hard to not fall instantly in love with him. he is like everyone's brother/caretaker. i think he and layla make an adorable couple. they are both sweet as pie,the american dental association warns against looking at them both at the same time. it'll instantly rot your teeth out of your head. seriously,if you ever get a chance to tour with him,do it! i think i'm making it my tour goal to do illicit drugs with aimee.i bet she is funny as hell when high.damn,i AM a bad influence on people.if i wasnt married and REALLY had to behave,who knows what mayhem i'd get into. i keep trying to get natalya to come out and sing with us,but she keeps turning me down. i will get her out on stage,trust me! i can be very persuasive....especially with someone i can get naked with.i dont know how touring with lashes was for her,but she knows her way around a rock tour!

show wise,these past two shows have found us at our best. that is why i love nina and chloe.every time on stage feels like the very first time. it is always that exciting. see you in england!

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1.thinking of you gives me chronic diarrhea.
2.if jesus wore boxers,the crucifixion would have been hilarious.
3. of mice and robin givens.
4. the further adventures of a koala named steve who has a drinking problem,but only on tuesdays.any other day he is as sober as a judge. even if he spends those days fucking barnyard pigs and laughing at the haystacks.
5. would tolstoy have used post it notes?
6. spitting sesame seeds at the armada.
7.smoking meth with the quaker oatmeal guy.
8. lawn darts:death from above!
9. hello kitty,goodbye world!
10. a planet where grapes evolved from man!?!
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Erica and Nina are lying on the bed.,Erica with her head resting against the footboard. Nina resting hers against the headboard. The uk whizzes by the bus window in all it's timeless glory. They are smoking a blunt together and sipping from a vodka bottle.


Nina: *sighs* I missed this so much,love.

Erica: vodka? You can get it in any liquor store. It's pretty common stuff.

Nina:*giggles and lightly kicks Erica's shoulder* no,the whole touring thing.just letting go and saying "fuck it all,I'm doing what I bloody well want."

Erica:* pinches the shit out of Nina's leg.*

Nina: ow! You bitch,what was that for?

Erica: fuck it all,I'm doing what I bloody well want!

The pair start wrestling and playfully punching each other. They bounce around on the bed for awhile before falling off and rolling on the floor. The girls tussle and rough house until they reach the front of the bus. The bus driver looks at them.

Bus driver:whats all this,then?

Nina: *looks up with her hair all in her face.* it's pirates of the Caribbean theme week,love.

Erica:*poking her head out from under nina.shoving a boob from her face* yeah. You're out of costume! This isn't weekend a Bernie's !

Bus driver: you aren't in costume either!

Erica:yes we are.

Nina:,pirate wenches,love.

Bus driver: ive seen all the films.

Nina:we're playing characters from a cut scene. It was too racy for theaters.

The two resume thei fighting and roll towards the back of the bus,making a hell of a racket as they go.
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