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Offline erich hess  
#21 Posted : 21 March 2013 12:07:39(UTC)
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mariko: a man lives not on wisdom alone. besides,i am pretty sure the benefits of being a wise man suck. you get a beard,some sandals and...well,that is it. you might get your own cave,but i am not sure. mr natural seemed to have a pretty good time of it,but i think his adventures might have been embellished a bit.
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#22 Posted : 21 March 2013 12:12:09(UTC)
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Zander: Exactly! And while I wouldn't mind the kickass beard of Mr. Natural, I don't enjoy sandals at all. Makes my toes feel vulnerable, can't have that. In the canadian wilderness, all you have to support you are your toes.
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#23 Posted : 21 March 2013 12:19:06(UTC)
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mariko:sandals in the canadian wilderness would be a one way ticket to peggy leggy dom. "nice sandals,i am going to sleep with him" said no woman ever. i dont even like wearing them.


erica:butch, geta are awesome.

mariko:butch? who is this butch?
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#24 Posted : 21 March 2013 12:26:55(UTC)
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Zander: I'm not talking about cool rice sandals or whatever, I'm talking wise man sandals. Like birkenstocks...oh god, birkenstocks. never again.
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#25 Posted : 21 March 2013 12:36:27(UTC)
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erica:birkenstocks?! what are you doing subjecting my cousin to these things! she is innocent,i tell you!


mariko: birkenstocks...you mean those sandals where you think the wearer is wearing black socks,but it is just their dirty feet.


ooc:i dated a girl who looooved birkenstocks. in 1999 they were over a hundred dollars...for some fucking sandals?!! granted,i spent like 130 on some doc martens around the same time .but i still have them,and still wear them. i would bet those fucking sandals hit the scrap heap long ago.
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#26 Posted : 21 March 2013 12:42:25(UTC)
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ooc: i used to have a pair of birkenstocks until people informed me how horrible they were. they made me look like a goddamn hippy. never again.

Zander: I never said they were GOOD. Yeah, Mariko, those are the ones. The embodiment of pure evil.
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#27 Posted : 21 March 2013 12:48:48(UTC)
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ooc:we all make mistakes. i once wore a white sox jersey.

mariko:i say we take a stand against these things,mr zander. they are probably due to make a terrible comeback soon.we must stop them now. i have my neighbors pig. i dont know how it will help,but he is there. ready to get piggy with it.
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#28 Posted : 21 March 2013 12:51:50(UTC)
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Zander: That last sentence sealed the deal. I love you. Once you get here, we're going to beat the music industry over the head with a birkenstock until it soils itself.
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#29 Posted : 21 March 2013 12:56:40(UTC)
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mariko:i love being loved! i am all for violence...as long as it is cute violence.i will hold the industry down,you beat it senseless with the birkies. at the first sign of a turtle head poking out,we are out of there. i do not wish to be a victim of backsplash.
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#30 Posted : 21 March 2013 13:03:02(UTC)
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Zander: backsplash is a horror unfit for such cute eyes. we don't need any music industry shit on us. a wiseman knows to leave if he might get shit on.
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#31 Posted : 21 March 2013 13:08:25(UTC)
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mariko: oh you skulleted man! flattery will get you...somewhere? i think that is how it goes. we could get ponchos. i dont know about you,but i love an excuse to wear a poncho. argh,this passport needs to hurry.i love japan,but i want to beat up on the music industry now. *pouts*
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#32 Posted : 21 March 2013 13:18:45(UTC)
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Zander: authentic mexican ponchos and birkenstocks. that will be the calling card of our organization.
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#33 Posted : 21 March 2013 13:21:23(UTC)
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mariko: and tantos. i must adhere to at least a little bit of a sterotype.
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#34 Posted : 21 March 2013 13:27:24(UTC)
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Zander: can i have one of this big rice farmer hats? mostly to hide my bald spot but also because they look kickass.
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#35 Posted : 21 March 2013 22:26:27(UTC)
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Mariko: I will bring you one...and some lube. I do not want the friction of the hat giving your head blisters.

Erica: Be careful though.japanse lube is very efficient. If you spill some on the floor,you will slide all the way to Hoboken.

Mariko: yuki...lest we forget.
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#36 Posted : 22 March 2013 04:16:33(UTC)
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Zander: I think I might get arrested for talking over the internet to a japanese girl who's ten years younger than me and convincing her to bring me lube. But I fear neither man nor wolf! They can try to stop me from making people feel uncomfortable over the internet, but by god, they'll have to pry the mouse from my cold dead hands!

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#37 Posted : 22 March 2013 04:28:58(UTC)
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Mariko: is it a cordless mouse? You could scamper away and mouse on a wall. Mousepads be damned ! I am not ten years older! I am only 28. Do I really look that old? There goes my feeling cute this afternoon. Instead of going out,I will wear sweatpants and watch made for TV movie about abusive relationships.
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#38 Posted : 22 March 2013 04:35:08(UTC)
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ooc: did i actually type older wtf is wrong with me :I i haven't had my coffee yet, sorry.

Zander: er, I didn't mean that. It appears my skullet somehow affected my mental faculties. I meant younger. I look ten years older than I actually am. It's probably the skullet. You, you look 10 years younger. I'm talking "i can't talk to you via internet without being arrested" young. I don't own a white van, I promise!
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#39 Posted : 22 March 2013 04:41:53(UTC)
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Ooc:,no coffee yet? It's after 2pm my time! Damn liberal Canadians. I just had some Cuban coffee,it is rather good. Not unlike low grade cocaine.

Mariko: too late,one leg is already in the sweatpants. If anything the skullet makes you look distinguished...as long as you do not drive a Camaro if any vintage. Then you will look like a hole of an ass. To may have a Camaro,or mullet variation...but never both.
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#40 Posted : 22 March 2013 04:51:18(UTC)
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ooc: there is a time difference, it's almost 12 here in canadaland. I'm sick and just woke up an hour ago. Naturally I went straight to the computet instead of doing anything else.

Zander: No camaro for me, then. I'll take my 1970's hippy van over a camaro any day, and you can take that to the bank.
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