Atomica war bride tour diary.
Las Vegas. A city forever linked to two of my biggest influences. Elvis Presley and raoul duke....ok the last one isn't a real person per se, but real enough. Is superman any less real than Clark kent? Alter egos are real enough. Both of these cats were about pushing everything as far as you can. Either you break,or the world breaks. There is no in between. They made me the man I am today,I make no secret of this. Hell,put the right glasses and hat on me,I even look like duke.
Of course,las Vegas isn't the pit of depravity it was in my idols' time. Hell,its halfway respectable now,the kind of place you can take your mom. Fuck,give it a few years and it may as well be Branson. I could fuck a casino boss's girlfriend on the craps table,using a roulette wheel to keep time and nobody is going to find me buried in a hole in the desert. Where is the fucking danger? Where are the topless lobster buffets,where the waitresses crack your lobster for you...,with natures lobster crackers?
Being an American,I took initiative and made my own danger. That is the american way,create a problem and then solve it. Fuck the solving,I am all about the creating. Let someone else solve the problems I create,that's the American way,part b subsection 4. Myself and my wife. A ...130 pound,half crazed German girl...actually,I have no idea how much she weighs. I am not kreskin or some shit like that. She is,however the perfect partner in crime. ....and can rock a black and white ,extremely tight dress like nobody's business. I tried it on,I can't do it well at all. Ada and I drank like fishes after a sub Saharan drought. We were thrown out of at least 12 casinos and managed to win 120 dollars......and lost 40 grand. But I think we offset it by stealing everything that wasnt nailed down. I love those little hotel bell ringy things. I now got 35 of them. Ding ding motherfucker. I am pretty sure I manages to play a show. I don't remember even showing up.
Setlist:
I never knew you were a klansman.
Tom Dooley ( extended like a mother fucker jam)