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Offline erich hess  
#281 Posted : 01 May 2013 10:27:22(UTC)
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"they'll never take us alive!" erich cries. dumping a his stash of drugs in a trash can,just in case they are taken alive. " we need to jump two people that are roughly our size,and steal their clothes.you did remember your fake mustache,right?" erich says,letting her on the train first,as he keeps watch. "ok.we gotta stir the sauce,deliver these guns to jimmy,and watch for helicopters!" he mutters.
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#282 Posted : 01 May 2013 10:32:20(UTC)
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Ada jumps on to the train and hides behind one of the many seats near the front. She feels something in the side pocket of her dress and pulls out a fake mustache. "Joe, did you put this in my pocket or..." She decides that it really doesn't matter, as her drug riddled brain tells her to put it on and not ask anymore questions. She quickly puts it under her nose, but the stickiness of it is mostly lost, so she has to pucker her lips to make it stay, for the most part.
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#283 Posted : 01 May 2013 10:42:13(UTC)
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erich twirls his mustache artfully and waggles his eyebrows. "why,yes. i did,miss tailleur. i am sorry the stickiness is gone,i kept sticking it on your butt when you werent looking." he chuckles at her puckered lips. erich acts overly casual and takes a seat across from ada. " ok,our cover story is we are half of a barbershop quartet. they are looking for rock and rollers,not barbershop enthusiasts." he says,as if it the most brilliant plan in the world.
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#284 Posted : 01 May 2013 10:47:41(UTC)
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Ada's eyes widen. "That is absolutely brilliant. Who could ever deny it? Who has tabs on every barbershop quartet in this wo--" She freezes as two men walk by Ada and Erich, both of them having natural handlebar mustaches. "Oh meine Gott..." she whispers as she peaks over the top of her seat to watch them.
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#285 Posted : 01 May 2013 10:58:00(UTC)
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"Sheisse!" erich exclaims. hoping the two men think he is talking a dog or something,and not panicked out of his gourd.erich sits beside ada. "damn them. they will suss out our fake mustaches in an instant. look at the way theirs flow in the breeze.its fucking majestic." erich falls into ada's lap as the train finally starts moving. "sorry,ma'am" he forgets and tips his mustache to her.
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#286 Posted : 01 May 2013 11:06:39(UTC)
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"It is fine," Ada says, carefully tipping her mustache back, still trying to keep it balanced. "What do we do now, my love? Do we kill them? Knock them out? Throw them out the window and then smugly state that they did not have a ticket...?"
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#287 Posted : 01 May 2013 11:15:14(UTC)
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erich strokes his mustache thoughtfully." we must give them wide berth. mustachioed bastards like that always have back up. we so much as pluck a hair from their lips and we'll have the entire lot on us. the worst are the turn of the century strongmen. they would kill us as soon as look at us,and use our skins for leotards." erich looks around for cops...."shit.what if they are victorian cops?! they are just itching to ask us "wots all this then?" and i will not have it,miss tailluer! we will play this hand close to our chest." he says with a wink
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#288 Posted : 03 May 2013 22:27:22(UTC)
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Nina sangria drake steps out of the cab. She's dressed to the nines...for her. Faded jeans,very clingy t shirt and aviator glasses. She pays the driver and slinks her way into the bus area. Realizing she has no idea what bus vile hour is in,she walks about shouting "castor? Castor,love? It's me,nina!"
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#289 Posted : 03 May 2013 23:37:50(UTC)
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Castor looks up from the cigarette he was smoking and sees Nina. Normally the tight clothes would make all of his anger dissipate, but given the reason why he was upset, it really didn't help any. "Nina," He calls out, walking towards her. He gives her a kiss on her forehead. "Thanks for coming out."
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#290 Posted : 03 May 2013 23:43:21(UTC)
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When she sees castor,nina wants to run up and kiss him so hard,it'll take his breath away. Just like in that one song she secretly likes. His less than warm reception takes the wind out of her sails. "Thanks for coming out,love? What am I a plumber?" She giggles,trying to not show how much she is irritated by this.
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#291 Posted : 03 May 2013 23:46:56(UTC)
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Castor lets out a forced chuckle. "Come on, let's go inside the bus and talk..." He says, taking her hand.
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#292 Posted : 03 May 2013 23:51:31(UTC)
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Nina squeals a little when he takes her hand. He still makes her swoon after all this time. " ok,love." She follows him into the bus. " how has Nichole been? Virginia has been asking about her."
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#293 Posted : 04 May 2013 00:01:14(UTC)
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Castor gives Nina a small smile. Even when he's upset at her, she can still make him forget all about it with just some few words. "Nichole's been fine. Mostly lying in bed, throwing up, when she's not on stage... It's been fun..."
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#294 Posted : 04 May 2013 00:04:15(UTC)
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Nina sits in the chair and crosses her legs. " that sounds fun. I feel so bad you're the one to tend to her." She laughs. " it's like you have two bloody wives,without the benefits that should entail."
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#295 Posted : 04 May 2013 00:13:32(UTC)
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Castor laughs and makes a face. "I don't know... I don't think I could ever fuck a pregnant woman... I'd be too afraid that baby would, like, showing his face through the stomach, like in the Mummy with the sand, you know what I mean?" He asks, cringing as he thinks about it and opens the door to the bus. "Nichole is at an inproptu doctor's appointment..."
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#296 Posted : 04 May 2013 00:16:55(UTC)
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"Ew!" Nina grimaces. " you are so fucking foul,love." She laughs,putting her hands on her knees. She hasn't laughed that hard in awhile. "So mom is gone,and left us all alone?" She says,raising an eyebrow.
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#297 Posted : 04 May 2013 00:19:46(UTC)
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Castor chuckles and kisses Nina's forehead again. "Yes, I suppose she has..." He says, looking around. "Um, Nina... Before we do anything else, I think we should talk about the, you know... pictures..."
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#298 Posted : 04 May 2013 00:29:18(UTC)
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When she is kissed,she slips her arm around castors waist,and letting it linger slightly." I miss you,castor." She barely whispers. When tv picture is brought up,nina crosses her arms. "I take it...you don't like it,love " she says,frowning.
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#299 Posted : 04 May 2013 00:35:08(UTC)
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Castor sits down on the couch and motions for Nina to sit down with him. "No, I don't like it. And this isn't some controlling 'You can't do that because you're mine and blah blah blah.' I swear, it isn't like that at all. But Virginia is going to hear about this, and suddenly think that it's okay to be naked and have people take pictures of you, if it's... 'for a cause.'" He winces, trying to be as nice as possible with his explanation. "I know you're trying to make it out like it's not a big deal, but if Culture Uncut thinks it's big enough of a deal to write about it, then... well, it is something." He sighs. "What does being naked have anything to do with what you're standing up for anyway, Nina? Couldn't you have done a picture of you with a golden retriever or something instead?"
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#300 Posted : 04 May 2013 00:47:24(UTC)
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Nina sits beside castor and swings her legs onto his lap.she lets what castor says sink in before speaking. "I....understand what you are saying,love. But I disagree. Yes,Virginia very possibly may take it like that....you know her better than I ever will. How is that picture any different than any classical painting? I do not have my ankles behind me head and saying "ram a fucking cock in me now." It is tasteful. I had to be naked,love. Dogs are not produced in sweatshops." She smiles,to show she is not upset at castor calling her out.
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