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genocidal king		#1 Posted : 16 May 2013 04:51:04(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		OOC: Thought I would try this, and anyone can feel free to post in it. Imagine it like historic Culture Uncut, where you post anything you want from the past of your characters. It can be things that happened a while ago in RP, or even beyond that in history if you just fancy building a bit of a story for your characters before they existed in RP. Hope it works :) From the Vault! It's Culture Uncut....from the past Welcome to From the Vault, a new website that compiles all of the news from your favourite stars in their days gone by. Do you want to know what Erica Hess was up to before she and the Harlots caused worldwide havoc? Fancy remembering the early days of Vanity? Then this is the place for you. Your one stop shop for historic news clippings, reviews, interviews and more, From the Vault brings the best of magazines, websites, and newspaper clippings that may have otherwise been long forgotten, giving you the sort of insight into the early careers and lives of your favourite stars in the days before they found their fame and fortune that you thought you'd never see. Check back soon to find out how the biggest and best names in music got themselves on the road to fame and fortune. Was it always the smooth journey they enjoy now, or were there bumps, scrapes and knock downs along the way? The only way to find out is to come back and join in the fun at From the Vault. And the best part? You can get involved! We know there are a great many collectors all around the world who have magazines and newspapers that they keep locked away in the attic or basement. If you have any cool clippings or stories you think our fans would want to see, send them in and you could feature on our website! Edited by user 16 May 2013 05:42:38(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified


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genocidal king		#2 Posted : 16 May 2013 05:32:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 21/07/2009(UTC) Posts: 54,407 Location: Leeds, England Thanks: 3469 times Was thanked: 11549 time(s) in 5886 post(s)		OOC: Just thought I'd kick it off. Count this as an example of what the thread can be used for :) Edinburgh Death Metal Conference - Bannerman's, Edinburgh, Scotland - 18th May 1998 OOC: The first ever Blood of Wecz concert Death metal! Heard of it yet? Nah, we thought not - but fear not, among the swathes of pop punk bands trying to emulate the success of awful bands like Green Day, New Found Glory and NOFX, you would be excused for thinking that the future of heavy metal was relying on acts like Pantera and Machine Head. Don't get us wrong, they're both awesome and have illustrious careers ahead of them, but they can't carry metal alone. No, you see the future lies in the more extreme reaches of the genre, and that is why fantastic little events like this are going to start a resurgence in metal and take it back to the hey day last seen when Maiden were topping the charts almost a decade ago! Edinburgh's inaugural Death Metal Conference is a meeting of like minded individuals, bands and record executives who are trying to generate interest in a genre of music that you won't have heard unless you've frequented the darkest corners of a Swedish cities on a snowy December evening. Inspired by the awesome Chuck Schuldiner, death metal is a sick new style of heavy music that fuses metal with a far darker and heavier aura. This is fast, it's furious and it's angry. The vocals aren't sung, but rather growled in a guttural fashion that would chill you to your core. At first listen it's a real moment of "dude, what the hell was that?" But give it a second chance and you'll be throwing the Tamagotchis and Pokemon cards to the kerb to get a piece of this action. I was lucky enough to attend Bannerman's with one of only a few press passes available - the venue only holds 200 people - to see some of the forefathers of this genre start their quest to kickstart metal. It was a day where a mix of new, unsigned and established artists came together on stage to show fans old and new what heavy metal will be doing in the future. But who lit up the stage? Who showed they have what it takes to lead metal into the new millennium? And who should go back to doing Green Day covers in their mother's garage? 13:00 to 13:15 - Blood of Wecz (Unsigned) - Falling into the latter category, unfortunately, is Edinburgh's own Blood of Wecz. No one likes being the opening act at a festival - the crowd are still milling in, some people are at the bar, and it's generally difficult to lift people so early in the day - and Blood of Wecz appear no different. There must be fewer than 30 people in the room when five youngsters who barely look old enough to have experienced a single wet shave between them wander onto the stage to the sound of an applause that sounds almost pedantic and pathetic as it echoes around the room. A nervous looking 14-year old introduces the band, and himself as Scott Hilton, before they launch into their own brand of extreme metal. While the music they cram into a very short 15-minute time slot is not unpleasant in its execution, it is largely insignificant and certainly nothing to write home about as a whole. The first few songs could have been all the same for all I know, chunky riffs and thumping drums are certainly loud and heavy, but they are nowhere near interesting enough to draw any reaction from the few who have their eyes on the stage. Part of my dislike of the set comes from the fact that I can scarcely take the lead singer seriously. Sure, he growls well, but it is hard to believe that the voice comes from this skinny little teenager. He looks nervous, his eyes dart around the room between songs, and he seems to have little to no stage presence (it's no surprise when he later explains that this is the band's first ever show). Youngsters Blood of Wecz tried, but ultimately failed, to get the crowd on their side It takes a full three songs of their set before anyone in the hall reacts to Blood of Wecz at all, but the applause sounds just as lonely as it did the first time round, so much so that the young singer is almost embarrassed to thank the polite patron. Perhaps the only positive that can be taken from Blood of Wecz quite anonymous and forgettable first show as a band is the fact they have gained experience...that and that they finished with a song that sounded like it had potential, once they decide to back it up with some charisma. The low point came halfway through when a break between songs was greeted with a heckle of "Come back when your balls have dropped!" from the floor. While most may not have liked what they had to offer, it pays to be polite to fellow metalheads. This was certainly a first show to forget for Blood of Wecz, and for the few in attendance, it's a disappointing way to start the day. This will certainly not be an "I was there," moment in metal history. As the five teenagers skulk off the stage at the end of their set having murmured a nervous thank you, the PA comes back on and I think it's safe to say we're all looking forward to what the next act on stage has to offer. Article taken from the June 1998 edition of HeavyMetalHero Magazine** Edited by user 16 May 2013 05:35:07(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified


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RoseJapanFan		#3 Posted : 16 May 2013 06:17:02(UTC)
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erich hess		#4 Posted : 17 May 2013 03:43:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		Hitomi kobayashi Mariko kobayashi October,2nd,2007 Two 17year old terrors run amok in Osaka! It's 10 am,do you know where your children are? If you were the parents of either Mariko or hitomi kobayashi,the answer is yes. They are in the Osaka prefectural jail. Last night, two teens were seen hot wiring a bull dozer. Then using it to drunkenly run over vending machines. They didnt seem to be stealing money or goods,just wanton destruction of property. When police finally cornered the pair,they claimed political asylum and to be the sole members of the HKLF,the hello kitty liberation front. After apprehension the girls were found to be in possession of a small amount of marijuana and an empty bottle of boones farm,"strawberry hill."
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BrownSugar		#5 Posted : 24 May 2013 18:08:44(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 18/02/2011(UTC) Posts: 27,977 Location: In between the couch cushions Thanks: 11373 times Was thanked: 19560 time(s) in 7795 post(s)		FOUR SCHOOL KIDS SIGN TO INDIE LABEL - 'RISING WATERS' ARE 'AHEAD OF THEIR YEARS' [Clockwise from top; Aaron Gillan (16), Peter Doyle (17), Josh Acheson (16) and Oscar Ward (14) AKA, 'Rising Waters'] Indie music seems to slowly dying as each and every second passes - and we're talking about REAL indie music, not just a few guys who look a little rough around the edges whilst pocketing a healthy sum of cash from a major record label. Oh, the irony. But fear not! Four young boys by the names of; Aaron, Oscar, Peter and Josh are here to save the truly struggling genre and give indie music its edge back. You may laugh at the idea that four schoolboys have the power to revive indie and just by looking at their baby-like features, it's understandable why many not take them serious. However, with two professional guitarists, an award winning drummer, a singer who has been winning talent shows since he was in nappies, over 150 songs written and a deal with MKS Records you might want to take these uniform clad teens a tad more serious. What's all the fuss? I hear you all ask. Well, 'Rising Waters' have become the talk of their hometown of the upper-class Mayfair as they have adapted a 'rebellious' attitude which has lead to them trashing their private school during an improvised gig (causing them to be temporarily excluded from the school) and their original material is raising a few eyebrows too due to the super clever songwriting wise beyond their tender years. The four boys are becoming local celebrities of some kind and have been performing in many venues around London. How did they all come to the public eye though? Well that's all down to that internet giant once again; YouTube. A video of the boys performing an original track, titled 'Surrender', for their school talent show (which they went on to win) was uploaded to the video sharing giant back in February this year under the title; 'School boys shock crowd'. When the lead singer, Oscar Ward, opened his mouth it certainly was a surprise! The whole assembly hall, who were giggling when the boys first appeared on stage, were suddenly silenced and left opened mouth and the sheer power and passion that the small curly haired cutie had. The odd yet wonderfully creative arrangements of the drums and guitars also threw people way off guard too. This three minute and forty-six second clip is what landed them their deal. Josh Acheson wrote: It's so surreal! We weren't expecting anything like this to happen in a million years. The band was initially just a side project, for fun and also for a few quid in our back pockets whilst we continue with our schoolwork and look for college courses and what not. We knew the clip was being filmed by a few members of the audience but it didn't enter my mind that it would be uploaded onto YouTube and be shared over and over again. I just thought it was for their own enjoyment. The video now has like 700,000 plus views and is still counting, it's crazy. A few weeks after the performance and after we had discovered that it was garnering a lot of attention on YouTube, we got a call from Roy Sampson from MKS Records out of the blue and he arranged for us to meet him. I thought it was a wind up at first but no, it was actually legit! We were in two minds about signing as we still have very important assessments coming up in school, especially Oscar since he's a few years younger. Also, our parents were a bit iffy about it but after taking some time to think about it, we realised that it may be our only chance at something like this and we'd be crazy to let it pass us by....so we signed! I'm not looking for chart success and I don't expect it anyway. We're an indie band on a tiny label plus most mainstream stuff isn't very....creative shall we say? Our sound is very in your face and quite deep lyrically so it may be a bit too much for the mainstream audience." Whilst Josh seems rather comfortable in his position and proves that, just like a true indie artist, chart success isn't the be all and end all for him, the youngest member of the band, Oscar, has a slightly different view on things. Oscar Ward wrote: "It's a dream come true! Sometimes I actually have to pinch myself because I've never had anything so amazing happen to me before, it seems too good to be true. I wouldn't say I'm a celebrity at all yet even though a few people recognise me in the street which is nice. I hope one day that I get to live the recording artist dream and actually see my name in lights. My parents signed the contract begrudgingly because I have a lot of schoolwork but deep down they know that this is my dream and that I'm more than capable of surviving in the music world. I've been singing and writing for as long as I can remember. It's a natural ability. If you combine that with the talents of Josh, Aaron and Peter then you've got the perfect recipe for success. I've heard the other guys say that they don't want number one hits but I know deep down that they'd be over the moon and that top spot is what I'm aiming for. One way or another, I'll make sure to get there." You can listen to three tracks from Rising Waters on their official YouTube channel. Their official website is set to launch within the next few weeks and the boys are also set to give their first live televised performance in the near future too so make sure to be on the lookout for these talented young lads. Josh Acheson, Peter Doyle, Aaron Gillan and Oscar Ward are names you're going to remember in years from now. Article originally published on: 20th August 2009
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erich hess		#6 Posted : 31 May 2013 03:02:08(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		When erich met Erica. Sept 21 2006 A young Erica hess is sitting at the bar in the stardust casino in Las Vegas. This time next month,the famous casino will have had its doors closed forever. But now? It is home to an underaged Japanese girl getting very drunk. Erica: hey,can I get another one of....whatever this is? she holds up her martini glass. Bartender who just started his shift: aren't you a little young? Lets see some Id .raises an eyebrow Erica: holds up a laminated card on a lanyard around her neck. I'm with the convention. I left my passport in the room. Bartender:eying the card. well, I guess you'd have to be of age to work for Nissan. Here you go. slides a new martini to her. Erica: damn straight. drinks her drink. A young man mills about beside the bar before approaching Erica. He is pompadoured and dressed in his later trademarked jeans and white t shirt.it is erich hess. Erich: um...excuse me. I'm ...I sing for a band called the um,absinthe fiends. We're kinda doing a show tonight.he hands her a flyer Erica:takes the flyer and smirks no thanks. I stopped listening to shitty punk rock after I got my period. Erich: well.....I stopped listening to shitty periods after I got my punk rock! Erica:your mom has a shitty period,literally. Erich: ew. Erica: yeah...that was pretty gross.she pats the stool beside her what's your name,sailor? Erich:looks around to ensure she is talking to him.hes had that happen before,and it was terribly embarrassing. He hops on the stool I'm..erich. Erich hess. Erica: Erich hess? You sound like a Gestapo agent. "Ve vant to ask you some questions." laughs madly buy a girl a drink? Erich:um,I'm not old enough. Erica:sighs and pulls another lanyard out of her pocket then puts it around his neck.there,you are now. Erich:* looks at the thing around his neck* you're here for the convention? Erica: yea. I'm here with my father. He runs a Nissan dealership in Osaka. Erich:ooh. Japanese Nissan dealership. I'd give my toe for a chance to Drive a skyline. Erica: by me a drink and I'll let you drive my r32..maybe.she giggles Erich: I am also broke. Erica: you are so pathetic! No wonder you are single. Erich: I am not single! Erica: are too. You could barely speak to me. Erich: I was sick! Erica: in the head maybe. Don't worry,the drinks are comped. she holds up her card bartender! More drinks. The bartender comes over with a new drink for Erica and narrows his eyes at erich Bartender: ok. "Mr shogo" reading Erich's lanyard sarcastically Erica: hey! You don't make fun of shogo! Just because he isn't all pulls the skin around her eyes to narrow them and starts speaking in an exaggerated accent does not make him less japanese,you racist fuck! Bartender:sorry,ma'am. brings two more Martinis. Erica:taps his glass with hers. I am hitomi kobayashi. Erich: a nice Irish name. laughs Erica: on me mothers side!she gives a poor imitation of an Irish accent. what about you? You don't seem sleazy enough to be from around here. You haven't glanced at my boobs once. Erich: well,if you insist. gawks at her Erica: ok,stop! I think you just impregnanted me! Erich: I'm from Florida. My band and I are here in Vegas trying to get some gigs together. Erica:Florida...I am so sorry,erich. I guess you lost your virginity to your sister,right! she giggles Erich: no,it was the sheep! Erica: ew,I'd rather it have been your sister! Erich: funny,the sheep thought the same thing. Erica:giggles and puts her head on his shoulder ugh, I think I've had enough alcohol for the night.i feel spinny...hey,you're in a band,you got any weed? Erich:shakes his head nah. Erica: whispers in his ear you aren't holding out on me,are you? I will totally put my hands in your pockets. Erich: well...maybe.smirks Erica: lets see. * rummages in Erich's pockets.* Erich:lets out a shriek that is head over the din of the Casino there is nothing there! Erica: tell me about it. she giggles dirtily Erich:hey! I'm a grower,not a shower! Erica: if I had yen for everytime Ive heard THAT. In a band and no weed? You ARE pathetic! Erich: well,I do have some acid I got from this guy. Erica: lights up ooh,now THAT sounds fun,I've never tried it before. Come on, i have a room in the hotel. Erich: fuck that. I can get unlimited free drinks?im staying right here.orders another drink. Erica: I thought you American boys went crazy for Japanese girls? Erich:shrugs and guzzles his drink,promptly ordering another Erica: oh,you have a girlfriend and I'm making you feel uncomfortable? Erich: no! Erica: no girlfriend,huh? So you play drums in your band? Erich: no. I sing and play guitar. Erica: you are pathetic! You should have panties thrown T you every night....unless....she grabs Erich's...area Erich:screeches and jumps up,causing he and erica to fall on the floor. Ericalaughing while rolling on the floor I knew it! You are a virgin! Erich:drunkenly slogging the remainder of his drink down say it a bit louder,I don't think the people in the casino next door heard you Erica: aw,it is cute. Now about that acid? Erich: it's in the car. Erica:gets up and helps erich to his feet lets get it then! Erich and Erica make their way through the casino,randomly picking up people's drinks along the way. By the time they reach the valet,they are beyond shitfaced. Erich:pats his pockets shit! I lost the ticket. Valet guy: it's ok,I remember your face. scurries off to get Erich's car Erica: sits on the curb,looking up at erich I bet you drive a shitbox Honda,huh? Erich: no! There is nothing rock and roll about a Honda. Seconds later the valet guy pulls around a faded,red,mid 70s Chevy caprice convertible. Erich tips the guy and hops in,dukes of hazzard style. He then hops out and opens the door for Erica Erica:such a gentle man....eventually.she giggles. now about that acid? Erich: in the glove box. Erica opens it and takes out two hits. She places one on her tongue then kisses erich. He nearly swerves off the road. She then puts a hit on her own tongue. Erich: what was that?! Erica: it's called a kiss. Surely you have heard of it? she takes a pair of yellow aviators out of the glove box nice! Erich: it's safe to say I have a thing for raoul duke.gestures to the car Erica: I do too. "A half hour,it was going to be very close." she laughs madly Why are we driving? I have a room at the stardust. Erich: oh yeah. Besides,driving on acid is hard. He circles back to the stardust and the two go to Erica's room. A high roller penthouse. Overly Vegas and slightly more camp than sigfried and Roy.inside erich takes up residence on one of the recliners,while Erica jumps from one couch to the other and yelling "sproing!" With each jump. Erica: pour us some drinks,man. Quit being lazy. Erich:it's your pad,you are supposed to be offering the drinks. Erica: my pad? Ew. I use tampons ,you sick bastard. she quits jumping and retrieves a bottle of whiskey from the room's bar come drink with me, I think this acid is a rip off.. Erica nods towards the bedroom. Not for any nefarious reason,she hates drinking by windows. That's how people get assassinated. They both sit on the bed and pass the bottle a few times. Ten minutes pass and the acid kicks in. Erich: damn,this bottle is like,osmosis and shit to my hand. I can taste it from my fingers. Erica:opens her mouthjust pour it in. I think I can get pregnant through osmosis. We shouldn't touch. Erich: that's how Mary did the virgin birth thing. Osmosis! Erica : no way. She took it up the ass and the Stuff dribbled into the baby factory. Erich: brilliant! You blew the case wide open. Erica: when you run a baby factory,you gotta know these things. Or else you get bootleg babies from china. Erich: if I got a bootleg baby,I'd send that fucker back.it would probably be a shaved puppy I something. Erica:shaved pussy?! You can see through clothes?! she tries covering herself with her hands. don't look at me,you Pervy Pete! Erich:turns away,yet concentrating on Erica's reflection in the mirror. I swear I can't see through clothes! Erica: yes you can! Erich: wow...maybe I can. blushes Erica: hey! No fair! Remove your pants,now! Erich: no! Erica: oh come on. Quit being a baby. Minutes pass and pants are removed,from both parties. Drunk,naked,tripping teenagers only equal one thing. Sexy time! Erica and erich are....you know. Erica: holy hell,I am never fucking without acid again.....um...do you see bob Ross in the corner? Erich:looks up from Erica,and indeed sees bob ross it's kinda sweet he is painting this moment. Erica: he gave me big hooters too. Thanks,bob! Bob Ross: you're Welcome,little friends. Erica:* hops off of erich. * he speaks! Erich:pulls her back onto him he'll see my willy, you must let me hide it inside you. Erica: yes, I know just the place! Bob Ross: oh it's nothing I haven't seen before. How at you guys doing? Erica:...um...fine? Erich:....I'm ok...you? Bob Ross: oh I am just dandy...looks like I need a little blue here. Oh darn!well, as I say...only happy accidents. Erica: bob,I like you and all. I really do. But do you mind? I am really trying to...you know. Bob Ross: don't mind me. I'm just painting. I do love painting. When you paint,you can create you own little world. I like that. Erich: bob,you still have that let squirrel? Erica: don't encourage him! Bob: I sure do,erich. He likes when I feed him sunflower seeds. Erica: speaking of feeding,mr Ross. I am trying to feed my kitty. It is hungry and needs to eat! Bob Ross: I can help,if you want. I have a whole pocket of sunflower seeds. Erica:no! I'm fine. Just continue painting,we'll pretend you aren't here. Bob Ross: I'm almost done. I just need to sign my work. Oh and I need to tell you both something very important. Hitomi and erich, you two must always...... Curtain falls and time passes. One weird acid fueled night later. Erica and Erich are walking down the street,arm in arm. Their mutual bob Ross hallucination has bonded them for life.they don't remember what he said to them,but they remember it was profound. They are waking by a Vegas chapel. Erich: we should get married! Erica: why? Marriage is for squares. Erich: think about it,we pretend to be offended when people hit on us. Then we can say," I'm a married man!" Or "woman" in your case. Erica: a bit far for a joke,don't you think?...lets do it!
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erich hess		#7 Posted : 06 July 2013 03:36:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		For those playing along at home, erich hess was born William hebmuller. This story happens a few months after he meets,and married Erica hess.(hitomi kobayashi). Erich sits handcuffed to the small metal table in the interrogation room. He is drunkenly singing "I fought the law" ...and screwing up the lyrics horribly. Somehow he manages to fit lyrics from "can't touch this." Into his rendition. He is covered in blood,broken glass still embedded in his forehead. A few minutes pass and the detective comes in. Typical dade county asshole. He sits across from erich and waits a few minutes before speaking. " lets see.. Drunk driving,wreckless driving,assault and battery,illegal possession of a firearm,possession of marijuana..and sexual harassment." The man says tiredly. Erich spits blood on the table and smirks. "I can't help the last one. The officer frisking me was hot. That was a natural response to being handled so." The detective shakes his head. " you could be going away for a long time,William." He says,with more familiarity than he could have from just reading this offender's file. "So?" Erich shrugs. Far too drunk to see the weight of the situation. " I can handle myself. I am the second coming of mum ra,mothfucker! I came to stomp Tokyo and eat sushi,and I'm all out of sushi." Erich laughs madly. The detective has heard more than his share of drunken rants in his career. He pays Erich's no mind. " you wouldn't last 20 minutes before you were fucked silly and then killed. Once it got out you're the son of a cop? Half that time estimate." He says evenly before uncuffing erich. Erich rubs his wrist. It is bruised and swollen from the car crash,and the handcuffs didnt help. "Same bat time,same bat channel next weekend?" Erich says cheerfully,already making plans to hit the bar on the way home...,maybe,unless his fake Id had been confiscated. To the unknowing,it looks like erich is taking advantage of who his father is. Such is not the case. The detective puts a hand on Erich's shoulder t keep him from getting up. " not so fast, Sargent hembuller wishes to speak with you." The detective looks almost apologetic at erich. As if on cue,Sargent hebmuller comes in. The detective makes his way out of the room. Erich's father looks every part the myth of an SS officer. Square jawed,perfect posture. Very attractive looking,but the inner core of evil shows through in a few too many places. He looks at erich with anger. " you fucking little punk. If I had my way,you'd be in that jail tonight. in a dress ,with a jar of Vaseline taped to your back." he folds his arms across his chest. " but they won't let me. "It looks bad if our family members are in there" " he says with disgust. Erich glares at his father. Knowing full well he means every word of it. " we wouldn't want to look bad,would we? What would the homeowners association say?" Erich says sarcastically. Wordlessly Sargent hebmuller punches his son in the left side of his face. " I always knew you wouldn't amount to shit." He finally sneers. " you're a fucking embarrassment to your mother and I." Erich smiles at his father. A textbook example of any attention from his parents being desirable. " that's hard to do!" He laughs. " you're never around and mom is a fucking alcoholic ,she's the laughing stock of the neighborhood. "Lets see what crazy shit Laura heb is gonna do today!" ."Erich sneers back. Sargent hebmuller fumes for a second or two. " here it comes. "I was never there for you." Quit fucking whining. I've given you everything you wanted. This makes,what? Car number 6? You know how good you have it? You are lucky to have a father like me." "A father like you?" Erich snorts. " you are many things,but a father?! Fucking randy across the street raised me! " erich says loudly. " randy?! That explains why you are a whiny fag,just like him. No wonder you are barely a man." Erich's father says with disappointment Instantly erich lunges across the table and punches his father in the nose. " don't ever talk about randy like that!" Erich says before his father pepper sprays him. While erich writhes in pain,he is kicked several times by Sargent hebmuller. Tossing the empty can aside and wiping his hands. Erich's father starts to leave the room. " don't bother coming home tonight or ever. You are not my son. Maybe "randy" will take you in. " He says quietly,so only erich can hear. "You know,that fag from across the street." He adds,with on final kick. Sargent hebmuller motions to the detective,"get that piece of shit out of here."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.

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