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#1 Posted : 07 April 2013 18:47:42(UTC)
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#2 Posted : 02 June 2013 15:59:36(UTC)
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How My Day/Month Went ... (Not Like You Should Really Care)

Today was a good day . And I say that in my best Ice Cube voice . Absolutely nothing happened . No one came by . No one sent me a text . I've finally gotten one day where I could be in this big house with me and my thoughts . Finally got to post something on my blog . I'm not gonna lie to yall , Lotus has no life . Yes lol , I get paid to do absolutely nothing . Just look pretty and talk shit . That's the good life right ? Yep I know . So when I'm no where near a camera or computer , I usually just fool around with friends . But today I got to be lazy and fatten myself up .
The past month has been one of the most exhilarating of my life . I guess I should say something like .. I BECAME A WOMAN !!! But no , that's too much . *giggle giggle*
I don't think I can tell you guys who it is , but he was a little older , and cool . Waaay more experienced , and I really like him . I mean like to the point where when I saw him on twitter flirting with that girl and I was ready to shut twitter the fuck DOWN . But we aren't official , so I knew I couldn't do that ... It would be weird right ? I just really hope that date sucked , or they decided they would be better off friends , because Lotus doesn't want to have to make someone go missing . Jp ... or am I ? Nah , jk ... ? Lol but anyway , I really hope we can go out some more so I can claim him mine . And I REALLY hope he doesn't see this .... o.o
Other then that I've had a nice welcome to Hollywood . Met new people - even got an instagram buddy :D ! I got a few gigs coming up , one in August . I'm really just becoming an interviewer , striving to be the most entertaining one . On top of that I'm doing a little modeling , and waiting for the reality show to come out . Got a lot going on ... guess you can say I came a long ass way from being a potential drop out , huh . Not really ? Ok -.-

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#3 Posted : 03 June 2013 04:41:30(UTC)
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erica:i remember when i became a woman. Shimizudani's entire swim team needed to miss the next meet.

nina: wow,you ARE a whore,love.

erica:ew,no! we were...in the pool and the team walked in on us. erica's whooping ass time!

nina:you were fighting people....whilst naked?

erica:yeah,so?

nina: sooo many people need new pants now.

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#4 Posted : 03 June 2013 23:38:49(UTC)
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Lotus : *Giggles* You must have had some weird ass adventures in your life if that's how your first time went .
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#5 Posted : 03 June 2013 23:54:00(UTC)
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Erica: oh miss lotus,the early years of erica hess would make your toenails curl. Though most of my adventures were cute and fun.

Nina: early years? As recent as last year you were openly shagging people on tv,love.

Erica: person! Not "people"!
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#7 Posted : 04 June 2013 00:43:19(UTC)
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Erica:shhhhh! Besides did anyone SEE andros and myself? That could have been clever editing on the producers part. *giggles*
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#8 Posted : 17 June 2013 08:18:20(UTC)
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Lotus Q&A's Part 1

Lotus starts to Stream Live . She is seen from the stomach up on what seems to be a couch . She has on a jean vest over a white hoodie with a yellow hood and a red cap over her blonde locks . She adjusts the laptop a little . " What's good America ? " She smiles into the webcam . " So I know you guys out there might want to know more about me and who I am , so welcome to my Q&A's Part 1 . Just log onto twitter and ask away . Don't be afraid to get random . " She begins to search a little on her laptop and plays some music while waiting for some questions on twitter . She refreshes her twitter page and then looks back at the webcam . " Ok , here we go ... "

@KatyLove3 what does nelumbo nucifera mean ?
" Its a sacred lotus found in Asia ... " Lotus points to herself and giggles . " Get it ? "

@HazelTeam r ur brothers fine ?
Lotus makes a straight face at the cam , and then starts to browse for more questions right before answering ." Nope . I got all the good genes in my family . "

@Queenofcali if ur chinese how come you dont look ... chinese ?
Lotus slouches back . " A whole bunch of people ask me that . " She rolls her eyes putting emphasizing the word whole . " My mom is Swedish and on my father's side my great grandfather is Blasian . So yep , I missed out on the eyes . But ya know ... honey mustard complexion life . " She makes a sarcastic face , rolling her eyes , sounding unexcited and then laughs .

@Yezzir who was that old dude u was talkin bout in that last blog ?
Lotus blankly stares at the screen for a second and then answers . " Elton John . "

@iWasHere4243 When r yuh gonna kick off your modelin career ?
Lotus gets a little excited . " Really soon ! For now Im just getting together my portfolio and everything . Hopefully when it's done it'll launch a start of a good thing ! "

@No_New_Friends When you come to NYC can we sip some Koolaid & have an intellectual conversation ?
Lotus makes a confused face and then laughs . " Sure , just bring the fried chicken . " She smiles still laughing a little .

@Getithayden Has anyone ever told you that you look like a celebrity? If so, which one?
Lotus stares up to the ceiling to make it look like she is thinking really hard , just before nodding and making a thinking face into the camera . " Yep , alot of people have told me Chuck Norris , but I've heard Danny Bonaduce a few times . "

@Wannabe_Critique Do you really think you can sing ?
Lotus makes a face that gives off an Excuse Me look with a bit of attitude . " This bit.... I know I can ! " She closes her eyes as she starts to sing horribly . You can tell she is really into the song she is singing though , almost like she really does think she can .
" Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn , to cry, cry me a river , cry me a river-er , cry me a river , cry me a river-er , yea yea . " She makes a sort of scene face just as she opens her eyes back up . " Fuck you thought this was . "

@Barbie762 Are you single ?
Lotus turns a little red with a smile on her face . " Don't worry about it ... It's grown folk's business . " She laughs and moves on to the next questions .

@iRunCountries What do u want 4 ya bday ?
Lotus looks at the webcam . " I am glad you asked ... " She says . " Money and food . I don't want no one beating around the bush with presents . Lets just get straight to the point . Not something to help me make food . Not something that cost alot of money . MONEY AND FOOD ! Come with either or and see how fast you get kicked out . "

@Natalieee3 Whats goin on with you n this reality show ?
" The filming starts July . I don't think it is going to actually be on TV until October ... November ... Maybe not even until 2O14 , but I'll keep you guys posted once I get some more info ! "

@PoeticJusticeJJ Do you write poems ? Share !!!
" Yes I do ! " Lotus says sitting up . " One of my favs is one that I call Everytime I Get Petty , You Should Know ... I know it has a long ass title but that isn't the point . " Lotus clears her throat as she dramaticly closes her eyes and then back open , right before starting the poem .
"I'm usually so defensive , a stubborn mule
But I can never fight back when it comes to you
I let you get the best of me , something I usually never do
I refuse to fight back , but I really want to
Over and over in my mind , I say it over and over ;
Hit him where it hurts
But you flip the script , you steal my lines
You chew me up and spit me out
You slaughter my feelings with simple words
You make me feel like dirt
And the funny part is that I don't think you even know you do
Because here in pain , I render my thoughts for this peice of paper , silently .
The smallest things takes me back to past memories ,
To so much hurt , and you just go on about your day peacefully .
Im not mad because your out without me , Im not yelling because you didn't call me
Im remembering all the other times I stayed silent , while there was something on my mind but I just couldn't spit it out
... Or simply it's that time of the month .
Either way ...


@Thizelle What is the reality show gonna be about ? Is it just gonna be you ?
Lotus thinks for a moment and then reads the question out loud once again right before answering . " What is the reality show gonna be about ? Is it just gonna be me ? Well uhm , I guess I should start off with saying that the reality show will be named " East Coast Dreams " . Its about a group of ladies all with different backgrounds but alike in one way : gangs . Basically we are some of the few that have decided on our own that we aren't made for a life long of crime and drugs , so we exited and are striving to make it in the East Coast , taking the long path to the top . So no , it's not just me , for now it's just three of us ; Me ( Lotus) , Yana , and Porcelainn . I haven't met them , we are schedueled to meet the day we start filming . So we arent allowed to google each other or any of that ... but that only applies for them . They are kind of ... " Lotus coughs in a fake , insulting manner . " Unknown . "

Lotus checks how long she has been streaming . " Mkay , that's all we have for today . To be continued ... " She gives a little wave and turns off the webcam .

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erica: "why dont you look chinese?" i'd have fucking shanked that bastard. whats next? "why arent your feet bound?" "is it true you eat cats?" jeesh.

nina:well...why arent your feet bound?

erica:i'm not fucking chinese! why arent you drinking tea,bitch?

nina:i gave it all to your mom,love.

erica:....well played,nina.
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#11 Posted : 18 June 2013 07:03:14(UTC)
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Liyah: Oriental bitches need to take over the world!


Lotus : We already do ! * Flips hair sarcastically and laughs *

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erica: "why dont you look chinese?" i'd have fucking shanked that bastard. whats next? "why arent your feet bound?" "is it true you eat cats?" jeesh.

nina:well...why arent your feet bound?

erica:i'm not fucking chinese! why arent you drinking tea,bitch?

nina:i gave it all to your mom,love.

erica:....well played,nina.


Lotus : Lol , people ask me everyday so I don't make much of a deal about it . But now I know that next time someone asks me , to grab my gangster Erica :D
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Erica: yup. I totally have your back. Especially in regards to this subject. You know how many times I get mistaken for Brenda song?...that may be why the cops always let me go. Who can stay mad at London Tipton.

Nina:she is a fictional character,love.

Erica: your mom is a fictional character,you orphan!

Nina: please,sir. Can I has some more?

Erica: gruel sucks.
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Fuck That Fortune Cookie . ( Fuck it . )

So yesterday I was tending to my inner American . Ya know , eating at one of those Chinese take outs . ( If you ever happen to find yourself at one you should get the Sweet & Sour chicken with the fried rice . I mean , as an Asian , I can honestly say you should just stay simple with it . I hate about every other item on the menu , except for the Lo mein , which I always end up drowning in Soy Sauce anyway . So yea . Just stick with the Sweet & Sour chicken . Oh and the fried chicken . The fried chicken is just ... yes . ) After my little meal I read my fortune and it said the stupidest thing ever . " Let your heart make your decisions - it doesn't get as confused as your head . " Now 2 months ago I would've been all like , " Yaaas . I'm going to start to do that ! " but after the way June just went all left ... That fortune is everything I stand against . And did you know that the Fortune Cookie isn't really Chinese after all ? Yea ! It's Japanese or some shit !! Ain't that a bitch ? You'd never see a Fortune Cookie in a Japanese restaurant . They have things there so put together . Volcanoes of onions and shit . And what do you know about the Chinese Take Outs ? They always top the Dirty Dining charts . Cold World .
But anyways , back to the saying . The reason why I say that is the dumbest Fortune Cookie ever is because as women , we already do that . Like , you didn't think we were thinking with our head , did you ? It couldn't be if the world claimed we were so smart . Men think with their penis , and women think with their hearts . And frankly , the penis is conquering our hearts . Why ? Because the penis doesn't have feelings . Have you ever seen a cry baby Mafia Boss ? Was it strange that in the movies , when they let their emotions get the best of them they died within the next 20 minutes ? NO ! Love & War is only won by the ruthless . So yes people , the penis is stronger than the heart . Remember that .
I mean , if your mind tells you to get a fruit salad , but your heart tells you to get some fries , then GO AHEAD WITH YA SPUNKY SELF . Tear them bad boys up ! But if your mind is saying this isn't a good idea , and your heart is telling you to dive in , head first , then back up 10 yards and slowly dip your toe in . When did I become an expert on love ? After I read that Fortune Cookie . Seriously , what happened in June had me stuck on what Love is and how it's supposed to work . I was all ... I can't even explain it , but after I read that Fortune and thought about how stupid it was , things became a little clearer . I guess I'm now officially over that . And I guess since I've been referencing it this whole time that I have to actually tell you guys . So yall remember Mr. Elton right ? And yall remember the twitter girl right ? ( For now we will call her Summer ... No that's too obvious . We are going to call her Ms. Autumn . ) Well , turns out I was a date too late to claim what was mines . So Ms. Autumn has Mr. Elton all to herself now . We haven't contacted each other since that last , horrid date , and so I guess that is just the end of it . But I did meet a Tommy Cat . ( We will call him Tommy cat . ) We went out on a date and there's some hope for that . But again . I gotta think with my mind and not jump so quickly into these things . With that being said , FUCK YOU TWITTER . Slowly watch Instagram dominate you like Facebook did Myspace :)

**Oh and to the all the men out there , A GIRLS VIRGINITY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT AND MOST SENSITIVE THING IN HER LIFE . IF YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE IT , DO IT RIGHT ! I mean Mr. Elton did what he was supposed to do , I'm just worried about our youth . You know this boy told me this one story of how he was in college and he got drunk with a friend and she wanted him to take her virginity . So he sat there and shoved it in and when she started to yell he was all like " It's not even all that serious . " Dumb ass ! YOU DIDN'T EVEN ATTEMPT TO GET IT WE... **

And Lotus has ran out of characters . Good night Folks . Have a wonderful 4th of July .

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Erica: I love general tso's chicken.. Except for that lone piece of broccoli. What's up with that shit? Um,ew? Broccoli sucks. Aw,lolo. I take it your first time wasnt all you thought it would be? I hate to tell you,it rarely is. I lost mine to a guy in my high schools pool. The next week? He was like " hitomi who?" Keep your head up and don't worry about assholes who can't even...get you ready,properly. When you find that one who makes you carry a "wet floor" sign with you whenever they are around,it'll be worth it. Chalk your experience up to practice and as a dry run,literally.

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Erica: I love general tso's chicken.. Except for that lone piece of broccoli. What's up with that shit? Um,ew? Broccoli sucks. Aw,lolo. I take it your first time wasnt all you thought it would be? I hate to tell you,it rarely is. I lost mine to a guy in my high schools pool. The next week? He was like " hitomi who?" Keep your head up and don't worry about assholes who can't even...get you ready,properly. When you find that one who makes you carry a "wet floor" sign with you whenever they are around,it'll be worth it. Chalk your experience up to practice and as a dry run,literally.


Lotus : I can't stand General Tso's . And the random peace of borccoli ? No no . Thanks for the advice :) But you know , at least I will be ready for the one .

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Honor: I want real names, booooo! Sounds interesting though :0


Lotus : Trust me . You do not wanna know the real names . They may surprise you ...
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Erica: no general tso !? I am sorry,it could never work between us. That stuff is delicious. I know what is for lunch now!

Mariko: you know the solution to your problem,lotus? Girls.

Nina: no! *smacks mariko's nose with a newspaper.* predatory lesbianism is not going to run in your family.
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Lotus : Oh , I really do wish I could . But I would feel terrible . I'm doing this for your... * Lotus stops in the middle of her sentence* Ya know what , Forget it . This is all made up . Just a Soap Opera I created in my head . That's all .
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Goldie Awards Red Carpet 2013 . ( You guys really outdid yourselves ... )
WARNING : This blog abuses the use of Caps Lock on several occasions .

America . We need to have a talk . This bad sense of fashion thing has really became an epidemic . So bad that the 'A' and 'B' listers are even struggling . I expected everybody else to look like trash , but this ... the Goldie's Red Carpet was ridiculous . So I pulled out my tech skills and I'm about to show y'all where you went wrong . Because EVERYBODY was wrong . Except for a few , but still . And yes , I did get a little harsh on the guys . Whatev's ...
Dear psychotic fans , don't come at me trying to defend them . I don't have time for that . Jump on them . Like , I can't be the only one who hates when celebrities do stuff like this . Like DAMN . You're rich ! You have no excuse to look ratchet anymore !!!

DISCLAIMER :
This is no personal aim at ANYBODY . I repeat : THIS IS NO PERSONAL AIM AT ANYBODY ! Lotus is just telling you where the outfit went wrong ... so like , maybe you won't make the same mistake at the FCA's . I'm going to sit there and laugh if you try to get all snippy , because you OBVIOUSLY didn't read this if you do . Though I'm not scared . You wanna be bad ? YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT #CLAPBACK ! ( Lol , jk . Somebody said that on Twitter and I just had to steal it . ) Majority of y'all are going to probably not even going to read this part , but for the ones who do , don't waste not only your's , but MY TIME . Because frankly , I don't have time to waste on you . I waste too much on this blog . And yes , I quoted a lot of songs . And ? Exactly . You weren't there when they crucified my Jesus . ( Johnny Cash - Were You There )

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Part 1

Atlas - Underdressed
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1. Oh ... OK . Black power . * Puts up my fist * I don't think I'm fully allowed to do this lol .

2. No . No shades .

3. What are you trying to do ? If that's your attempt at biting your lip then I think we need to give a lesson . You bite it slightly , not put your whole bottom lip in your mouth . It looks like your licking your lips because they were chapped or something . Unless ...

4. Either somebody's getting a gut or ab's . ( Lol , I'm so precise . )

5. I don't even know what's going in this area ..

Whole Outfit : Blade Inspired .


Amy Jayne - Why ? ( Part 1 )
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I'm not even going to start on the dress , but I have a STRICT policy against strong necks . I can see it all in your collar bones . I mean , your head isn't big , so why are they struggling ? Are you lying about your age , Amy o.e ? Because that neck and your eyebrow arch makes you look 40 in this picture .
And actually , you know what ? I am going to start on this dress . Besides the fact that you definitely got it from a clearance rack in K-Mart , why is your dress singing ROY-G-BIV ( Colors Song for Children - Patty Shulka ) ? What type of design ... Nevermind , I can't . I'm not .
Oh but hey ! You lost your baby weight !

Whole Outfit : Jesus fix it .


Melva Dixon - Underdressed
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Who in the HELL , wears a romper to an awards show ? How DAAAAAAAAAH you have the AUDACITY ?! What makes me so pissed about this ? No one knows/cares about you , so you didn't have to even show up ! Like sheesh , you see enough people are totally wrecking this whole , ' First Annual ' thing as it is .
Plus you have a huge forehead . Shame on you for wearing a hair style that points it out . Next time try Chinese bangs ... or something .

Whole Outfit : Rude ... Just rude .


Pure - Underdressed
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1. The fuck ?

2. The fuck ?

3. The fuck ?

4. Your whole eye area makes me think you either A). Want to kidnap somebody or B). Have already kidnapped somebody . Good job on the hair though .

PLUS you guys are underdressed ...

Whole Outfit ( as a group ) : See what you did Oscar ? Men's hairstyles are going left because of you .


Anna Villiot - Everything's going to be alright ...
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Of course I have to start of with saying , " What the fuck are you wearing ? " And those shoes ? Jesus kill the visual ! Where in THE hell did you get those ? The same place Amy got her dress ? K-Mart's going to get some good business once people hear how many celebrities shop there these days . And honey ... *Kirk Franklin voice* Smile . ( Kirk Franklin - I Smile )

Whole Outfit : Aww ...


Sara Daniels - Smexiness
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I kind of like this outfit . Could've used some more accessories and all but it still looks cute .

Whole Outfit : Get it , get it . ( Woop woop ! )


Cristini Lake - Bad to the bone !
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I LOVE THIS ! You look like your ready to stomp all over these bitches ! The pose ? The facial expression ? Perfect !!! No changes needed !

Whole outfit : This whole picture screams DOMINTATION !


Chloe - You better WERK !
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YOU BETTER WERK !!!

Whole outfit : Do I have to type it again ?


The Stat Nerds - Every girl's dream !
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Actually ... I hate to be a bitch about this but ...

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Sorry ... Love ya though c:

Whole outfit ( as a group ) : It's getting hot in hurr !


Aubbrey Mikkel
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...

Whole Outfit : Self explanatory .


Evangeline Wolf - Cutie from the rootie to the tootie !
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Did I ever tell you how much I fucking love your name ? It's like ... so cool . It's the perfect name to just stare at and contemplate about while your high . Evangeline Wolfe : Ideal name for hippies . Anywhooore ... This outfit is cute on you . To the point where I didn't even think about titling this ketchup & mustard !
Although tip : Never let another photographer take a picture from this angle .. ever again . It's makes you look like you have an enormous head . Your neck isn't strong , so I know that's not the case .

Whole Outfit : Why we love ketchup and mustard :3


Nichole Fischer - Why ? (Part 2)
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I like you too much to completely bash this outfit , so I'm going to be boring and focus on the good parts . I don't know what they call it but I absolutely love those . I have a closet full of dresses and tops that have sleeves just like that . Not to forget the fingerless gloves .

Whole Outfit : Those pregnancy hormones really fuck you up inside .

OOC : @Hannah When you said you thought this was cute , I understood because at first I did too lol . She should've just worn longer stockings , or just pantyhose , posed differently ( lol ) , and lost the jacket .... but then I saw those shoes lmao . Dress had so much potential until those shoes came in and messed everything up !


Alec Holter - TOO HAPPY !
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No , lmfao . Just playing .

Alec Holter - You're high .
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Too cheesy . Don't care what for , just going to assume you're high . Why is your undershirt longer than your overshirt and competing (length wise) with your jacket ? The fuck Alec ? At least try to tuck that in for Christ's sake . And don't try to play that big red spot on your head off like we don't see it . Who hit you ? Kat Williams already told y'all that when you're high , you're supposed to sit down and chill out . That way you don't do something stupid and get hit . Oooh , twist : Somebody knocked your sense into August and so for the rest of July , you were high as fuck . No ? Well I got more scenarios , but they all have to do with you getting hit ... soooo ...

Whole Outfit : But seriously ... who hit you ?


Part 2 coming up really soon !

While you're waiting , check out the new homepage ! Being changed weekly and all . Don't forget to submit those questions ;)

Edited by user 01 September 2013 17:17:17(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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