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CELEBRITY BIG BROTHER RECAP - WEEK 1 Everyone's been watching Big Brother like: "Did you see that shit?"When I was first asked to officially be the one to blog about and recap the greatest moments from CBB, I was a bit 'meh.' After watching the first few seasons, I thought it was nothing more than a softcore porn without a title or censorship. I mean it still is to me but this season, we've got some interesting characters, and I know every season there's a handful of interesting and majority of boring but I'd say the boring ones are the minority this time. So, it's already been one week filled with weird contestants, a challenge that made some go nuts, and attempted suicide! I'm going to say, this season can't go wrong now.'Hot' Contestants of The WeekThese contestants made the most buzz of the week!
Judging from Twitter, this man was definitely the most talked about from his seemingly bipolar behavior, going from happy to sobbing with a Banana, from being the first one to break the blessed 'Dry' drought in the house when he managed to get Vara into bed after literally 5 seconds of talk to getting Edward to give him a happy ending, I mean he's done so much in that house it's crazy. When he wasn't being a bitch to everyone, he was kind of nice. I'm still skeptical, as I see a lot of fans watching were, if he was genuine or not but apparently Vara thought so just because he called her beautiful and other generic shit that all guys tell girls they want to fuck. He was the first to get evicted and honestly, he was a nice factor to the show.
Speaking of the only other guy to make the cut, because two are like ghosts and a vampires and only seem to come out at night and the other, well I forget him to be honest, Tyron definitely was making twitter and social media go insane after he stabbed, yes STABBED, himself in the stomach after...well I don't know. It was real dramatic like. He was all 'WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEE?!!!' and then bang, stabbed himself. He also got hit upside the head with a frying pan by Akiya. If you didn't make a meme of that or use it, you're lying. It was so funny, I nearly shit myself. I knew I loved Akiya for more than just her music. Anywho, he was the favorite to go home, besides Daniel, but in a funny twist, he stayed! Now he's all pissed off because he wanted to go home but GUESS WHAT? THE VIEWERS DON'T CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT TYRON.
If she's not getting high, she's having weird, emotional conversations with Vara, you know the chick she so desperately wants to bang but since her girlfriend at home, highly established urban artist Rum, is watching, she's...still not giving a shit. I'm literally betting she sleeps with her by the end of the season, or however long the public keeps her in there until they get tired of their relationship/friendship bullshit. I love Mariko, she's a good friend, but seriously? I think we're all tired of her trying to defend this weird friendship which includes making out and sleeping naked to one another. Of course she'll be brainwashed all season by Vara because, I don't know why she's really not that special of a girl, but to each their own. Anywho, she's either high, doing that, or well that's pretty much it but she's caused a lot of buzz on social media, mostly with Vara's help. I'd like to throw a lifeline to her so she can hurry and get off the show and repair her, what I expect, already damaged and ruined relationship with her gorgeous girl back at home.
She's the hot brunette that everyone on social media wants to bang and isn't Italian, it's Nooooova! She's definitely made a lot of noise on social media as one of the fan favorites for her sweet and fun personality as well as being, well, hot. She's easily the one housemate who has been shipped with literally almost everyone and she'd look hot with anyone in that house. First, Daniel, then it seemed like Vara was interested, and now Daisy, but no matter who she hooks up with or doesn't hook up with, she'll still be one of my choices to win it all. She's silly and sometimes mysterious but overall, she has fun and gets along with everyone in the house. And besides, fans would kill to have another blindfold game where Vara licks Nova all over her body again, literally Twitter blew up after that!
She's the second favorite blonde in the house, and probably isn't allowed to live in one by herself, Harmony! She's cute, funny, bubbly, and dumb as a bag of rocks, but hey, we can't all be gorgeous and intelligent! She hasn't made any enemies so that's a good start, and let's not forget when she nearly needed a heart surgery after fainting and throwing up after Tyron stabbed himself. Still a classic meme. She's my first to say will win because everyone loves the cute dumb girl, honestly! Marilyn Monroe wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed and sure she slept around and wore dresses that seemed like she was smuggling some midgets but we all can't be perfect.
And of course, so far the fan favorite, Daisy. She was sort of ticked off to be there in the first place, disappeared, was found in the bushes, and went through an attitude change and can't seem to stop being so damn happy and flirty with everyone. She's already got a top moment with Christopher, you know when she blew him and he returned the favor. Apparently, that's what lesbians do with their straight male friends, I don't know, I cannot verify that statement. She's also got this huge crush on Nova, who doesn't swing that way so it will be interesting to see how that goes. She seems to be friends with everyone and social media can't get enough of her because, well I guess she's loveable and all that.10 Greatest Moments of The WeekThese are the moments that were the most talked about on social media and will go down as some of the highlights from the season, already this early!
10. Akiya and The Frying Pan
Don't cross Akiya when she's in the kitchen because frying pans ARE throwable! Tyron learned that the hard way.
9. Daniel and Vara: The First Challenge
It didn't take long to see these two (lovebirds?) argue over the first challenge, Masters & Servants. Vara was too sympathetic with her friends to want to order around but Daniel was like 'fuck that!' but she went over the edge after he ordered Nova, whom he had a crush on still at the time, to organize his clothes by color and Vara was not having it. They argued, exchanged death stares, and ultimately, he apologized later.
8. Vara and Daniel: "You're Beautiful, OMGHASAS THAT'S THE SWEETEST THING EVER!"
After the apology, they talked and apparently sweet talking does work! It didn't take long for Vara to shed her clothes (not like she hadn't been doing that since the start of the show anyway) but she finalllllly went ahead and jumped into bed (you know with someone who was actually available and single) and we were all shocked.
7. Akiya and Ashley: "Go hose yourself off! Lolz, jk, didn't know you'd do it!"
Part of the Masters and Servants challenge, Akiya was eating her breakfast when she wanted Ashley to warm her seat up but with on whiff, she said she was too stinky and ordered her to go hose off in the back and wash with the dish soap for dishes. Seriously, my top 5 favorite moment of the season so far. I didn't think Ashley would actually do it either but she did, with some assistance from Mariko.
6. Daisy and Chris: "I'm a lesbian but sure, let's screw!"
Last night sent viewers into a frenzy when Daisy and Chris turned playing around to fucking around (literally). Chris is basically the hot prodigy in the house who most of the girls want but in a funny turn of events, he gives it up to the lesbian, the full blown lesbian, and I must say, I'm still questioning Daisy. Either she's really Bi-curious, or she loves to give blowjobs. But the two swear they were just being friends. I think those two and Mariko and Vara should all get married and have a friendly marriage.
5. Daniel and Edward: The Suck Heard 'Round The World
Another head turning event that sent Twitter into a frenzy, Daniel and Edwards quick and weird hook up. Not even sure how this came to be but it did. Although the two never really spoke before, all it took was a few seconds and bam, it happened. Like you could literally hear the slurping and *shivers* It sparked some 'homophobic' debates but honestly, I think most people just thought the hookup wasn't that hot to begin with.
4. Harmony Faints and Vomits + Nearly Drowns (In The Shallow End)
After Tyron stabbed himself, Harmony took it upon herself to play the damsel in distress. She fainted and then Elle tried to help but I guess her face made her vomit because she did! It was hilarious, and to top it all off, she went outside and almost drowned, in the shallow end of the pool, can you say HA-HA? I love her but she needs to be supervised at all times or CBB will have a lawsuit on their hands.
3. Mariko and Vara: "STFU everyone, we're totally using the 'friend' card until it expires."
Again, probably the weirdest friendship/relationship in the house goes to Mara or Variko as some idiots want to call them. Of course, they want to ship two people together who are breaking hearts, of course. They constantly call themselves friends but I call bullshit. They know it and everyone else knows it. We'd rather them just say they are dating instead of continuing on with this crap, it's getting pretty boring. I'm sure it won't be long before one of them goes home and the other follows. I don't ship them and definitely don't support but I can hardly find many who do.
2. Nova, Vara, Ashley and Elle: Dare Games
One of the most talked about episodes involved dares from these 4 ladies. There was the typical, nakedness, simulating sex, and running around in underwear but the internet heated up after Nova dated Vara to pick one of the girls to blindfold and lick in three spots. Of course, she picked Nova and, let's just say tissue and lotion sales probably went up. Nova seemed to enjoy it and of course Vara did. That tongue loves to get on other women who don't belong to her.
1. Tyron Stabs Himself
And the most talked about, tweeted about, memed about event was when Tyron stabbed himself. I couldn't make this up if I tried, he really stabbed himself on live television and producers probably lost their SHIT. I mean, no warning, just a stab. Now most of the blame goes to Akiya and Mariko for bothering him but honestly? I think maybe he just wanted to get out of the house. He did for a few days and then Big Brother was like 'Lol, you're fine bitch, get back in the house' and he's here and Daniel's gone because the public secretly wants to see if he'll hang himself now. Actually, from that event, the most talked about was how Mariko didn't care, which was pretty funny. I swear she was drunk and washing dishes around his blood and Harmony's vomit.
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