The video fades in slowly as Aikya walks up to a mirror .

"So the Big Brother people were requesting videos from me . And though I firmly believe in not taking pictures or videos on my phone 'cos you never know when NASA is tuning in, I'm not gonna get fired on the first day . Instead I found this ancient tool so I'm just gonna ride with this . "

Aikya backs out of the mirror and gives the camera a quick look of her room .

"If what you see looks like some kind of weird altar with some chick in all white waiting to be sacrificed .. congrats . You are now one of few to be introduced to my bedroom before knowing my name . A very discreet and small society indeed . Oh but they're out there ."

Aikya laughs as she sits on her bed and lays the camera in her lap, aiming it at her face .

"My government name is Aikya Ishani Balan and I like to sing ... and stuff . The music I put out there to shame my parents is mostly sex related . Well, no, I'm pretty sure it all is ."

She thinks for a minute .

"Yea, that sounds about right . I guess that just off the back makes me controversial . A lot of times my dark stuff is mistaken for way darker stuff, I guess . Like this one time, I released a song called The Boys and it's video on Vevo . Long story short, a girl got gangbanged that night . And everyone who owned a computer crawled out of the deep depths of internet porn and made their way to Twitter and Tumblr and the comment section of YouTube to harden their nipples over what rape is and isn't . And when it comes to my logic, I found it very pointless because that should be common sense . But you know, it's whatever .

Anyways, despite my reprehensible career, I'm really mellow in real life . I'm easy to talk to and pretty easy to ignore . I think that's how you know how awesome of a person you are . I have ADD and everything but I take my meds.. Only when I've already gone a little off the bat . You should only use them when you need them anyways . Don't waste your pills like that ."

Grabbing the camera, Aikya jumps off her bed and walks around the room to give a closer look .

"I'm only in this room because it's basically my life . I don't come out of this room unless there's a cockroach . I'm dead serious . Let me show you my routine ."

She points the camera to her bed, her bathroom, her desk, her beanbag and a pile of snacks .

"Wake up, drop a deuce . Stalk crushes on Istagram and Twitter . Then move on to do something important . You know, retweet, favorite and check to see if anything to do with me is trending . Then I'll write lyrics, read and/or get high on this beanbag and my emergency snack pile if for the munchies ."

Aikya walks back to her bed and sits .

"And then I end up right back here, chilling . Watching TV . Falling asleep . Dealing with hangovers . That's all I really ever do . Which is why I've decided to go on Big Brother . Who knows, maybe I can drop a deuce BEFORE I wake up . Wait, that came out wrong .

I know I'll have to take out my internet, TV and marijuana routine . I honestly don't know how I'm going to live . But I'll make this work . I'll be a good sport about it . I'm interesting . I'll bring some ratings and stuff because everybody loves Aikya . No one really gives a fuck about Raymond . He just saw the TV producers write 'Everyone loves A..'and thought they accidentally forgot the R in front of it .."

She pauses and cocks her head to the side .

"What do I want to gain from Big Brother ? What do I want to gain from Big Brother ?"

Giving the camera a straight face, she goes on in a sarcastic tone .

"A better me . A me that isn't known as the slutty cousin . Do you know what it's like to be in an Indian family as the slutty cousin ? Every time my aunties and uncles come in contact with a liquid it just automatically becomes holy water . I get baptized every Sunday dinner . That's why I chose to enter the contest show known for it's millions of orgies . Because just maybe if I show my resistance, I'll regain my honor ."

Aikya blinks .

"What do you think I'm here for ?! I'M HERE TO GET LAID ! TO GET PAID ! TO STIR UP SOMEBODY ELSE'S KOOLAID !!!"

Lightly nodding her head, Aikya looks around her room .

"Yea, it might be time to take my meds ."

Hi, I'm Christopher Hudson. I am 23 years old and I'm a singer/songwriter, most known for being a member of that annoying little boy band, The Stat Nerds.

I guess that I'm most known to the public for being very loud and controversial, well in fact I'm not even like that to be honest....for the most part. The band that I'm in right is The Stat Nerds and the group as a whole has a reputation for being a little bit over the top and brash but if you get to know us individually, we're quite different from one another and you wouldn't label us half of the things that we are called. We've actually had quite a few hits which you may be shocked to hear. We've also performed in many prestigious places and have garnered a very dedicated fan base. We aren't all about Twitter arguments and trying to get into people's pants.

I decided to enter the house this year purely because I wanted to try something different and interesting. I know a lot of people will say that they want to meet new people or to have fun and while that is still on my agenda, I just wanna explore and try out new things. When you're in a pop band, it's like being inside a bubble. It takes over your life. You're writing almost every day, then recording takes up time followed by promoting...um, you also get chased by fans all the time and you're surrounded by the same three guys and the same team both in and out of the studio, it's inescapable. In a way this is sort of like a little break from the norm. Although I doubt that "break" and "norm" can really be associated with this show. I watched the last season....wow.

I don't really wish to gain anything, really. I'm not going in there to like "discover my true self" or anything like that. Hopefully I make a few new friends in there because I'm quite a sociable person and it would be nice if the public got to know me a little better and not just dub me as something that I'm not based on something they've read in Culture Uncut or some other shitty online magazine. On second thought, there actually is something I really want to gain........well, I'm single so......I'm joking, of course! My family will be watching this at home so I can't get up to anything like that but if there is a good supply of alcohol in there then I'm sorry but all bets are off.

When I actually do get some time off I really like to focus on my fitness. I'm a workout freak to be really honest. I have a gym in my house, I've got my own personal trainer and I really watch what I eat. I take pride in my appearance and some people have called me vain but I just see it as taking care of myself. I don't want to become some slob who doesn't give a shit about his health and end up dying of a heart attack at like..40 or something. I also like to read, paint and of course, sing. I actually really like classical music and I'm learning to read the music and I've attempted some of my own compositions...they were crap though. I very rarely have the chance to go out but I do love a good night out with the boys but I end up embarrassing myself because I'm usually one of the more sensible ones when sober but when drinks are involved it's a totally different story.

I'd like to think of myself as a really approachable guy, I don't really drift towards a certain type of person so I'll speak to anyone which I think is important as I have no idea who will be going in. I like a good long talk so I'll be one of those that you see sitting up in the garden at all hours talking about a lot of crap, beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other. I enjoy a good laugh and I've got a great sense of humour, I laugh at almost anything. That might not be so good actually because I tend to laugh when people fall, hurt themselves or start shouting at me. Maybe it's nerves...certainly doesn't help the situation though!

I wouldn't like to see anyone in there that is really pretentious and gimmicky. I don't like it when I see people trying to be something that they are not because they just look extremely fake and I'll find it hard to talk to them if I know they aren't legit. Also, I don't really mind hipsters or "alternative" people, they can do their thing but I don't like it when people like that force their opinions and views on everyone and look down their noses at people who are different. Fine, go ahead and do your thing but don't force it down everyone else's throats 24/7, you know?

I think I'd make a good contestant on the show because I'm just going to be me and have a good time. I'm a twenty-three year old guy so I probably will end up in trouble at some point, maybe do some things that I shouldn't when I get a little carried away. I don't know, I don't have a plan of action but I can assure you that I won't bore you all. Plus I'm an A grade student and I had to work hard to get those grades so I am a very focused and hardworking person which will come in hand whenever we have any tasks thrown our way. I hope that I provide some entertainment for you all while I'm the prison...sorry, "house".