Carmen applauds with the rest of the audience for the winner of Best Female, and then waits for it as to die down before she leans over the podium and says to the winner, "Carmen hopes you have fun tonight!" before grabbing the next envelope on the podium and reading the front of it out loud: "'Best... Male.' Oh, right. That makes sense to have Best Male after Best Female. Good thinking, awards production team." Carmen glances backstage and nods towards them, as if thanking them for being good at their jobs - the audience laughs.

She looks back at the audience, and immediately grins, seeing all of their faces. "So, Carmen guesses you guys want to know who won Best Male Act, right?" She asks, holding up the envelope, and giggling when the audience cheers in response. The award that you get when you are best at being male, and at being an artist. Carmen doesn't know a lot about men, but she does know that who ever is going home with this award is probably not going home to an empty bed, if you know what Carmen's saying." She raises her eyebrows in quick bursts twice in a wink-wink-nudge-nudge way, and looks around the audience. "Carmen means that he's going to have sex tonight," she says very seriously, genuinely worried that some people in the audience might not have known what she was talking about. "Anyway, the nominees for the Best Male Artist are..."

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Hayden
Kato
Dominic Brown
Austin Nimmo


Carmen slowly opens the envelope and reads the name with a huge smile one her face as she announces, "And the winner is...!"