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Offline chiliwilly  
#1 Posted : 05 March 2015 15:15:03(UTC)
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HOWDY Y'ALL!!! CHILLY WILLY PRESENTS.......

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Yep, it's that time, I need more bands. Satanic Sex is in the shithouse right now and they'll be there for a very, very long time and y'all know what that means????
NO MONEY! So I need more bands or artists it doesn't matter. Here are the benefits and spoils if ya join Chilly Willy:

EXPOSURE: It's a label so you'll be more popular than being a lone wolf. I know the industry and if you sign with me, the industry will know you!

YOUR MUSIC IN THE COOLEST FORMATS: We do digital, we do CD-rs, we do cassettes, we do 7"s, we do floppy disks, we got 'em all! Analog or digital, your
choice! How would you like your electronica project be on an analog 7"? Sounds fucking great don't it!

BE INDEPENDENT: You can do whatever the fuck you want. No restrictions and ya don't have to sound like a pop prima donna (unless you want to). You can
make music outta sticking your cock in shit and we still release it! Anything! Really, Anything you do we'll release it! Bluegrass, hip hop, metal, pop shit, shitcore, black metal, NSBM, avant-garde, dark ambient, drone, harsh noise, gorenoise, etc. Music is great Boo hoo! why should we restrict it??

WE CARE ABOUT YOU: We aren't some fancy schmancy label who hates all their bands, we care about you and your music. We will do anything to get y'all on
top because we love ya.

YOU'LL LOVE OUR EMPLOYEES: You'll work with nice people that know the industry in and out that will make you big.

I'M A GOOD BOSS: I won Boss of the Year 3 times in the state I live in. Don't YOU want to work with a 3-time Boss of the Year?? Yeah, ya would, don't lie....

$MONEY$: You get cash! Just sign the contact and ya get some cash! Doesn't everybody love money? Because you'll get cash!

If you are in a band or you are a solo artist and you don't want to join this label....... well, it's your choice. Your choice to get no money out of your music, your
choice to work at McDonalds, your choice to live in a shitty apartment with the girl you impregnated, your choice to be stuck with her because no one wants to fuck anyone who's not a rockstar, your choice to get married in Vegas, your choice to have two little rotten brats that hate you, your choice to give up music, your choice to have no time for friends because you gotta put "family first," your choice to see your wife cheat on you anyways because you lost your manhood, your choice to get a divorce, your choice to see your children smoking pot and die, your choice to attend their funerals, and your choice to die alone. Or..... you can join Chilly Willy Soup Kitchen Recs and become a motherfucking rockstar! Whaddya say?

JOIN US!!!


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myspace.com/chillywilly6669
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youtube.com/user/freechillywilly69
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#2 Posted : 05 March 2015 23:37:58(UTC)
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Ooc: i do love the cut of your jib....and before Erica asks,no I don't know of the circumcision status.

Erich: this is the kind of ad I like to see. Its basically " join us,or live off the scabies you pick from your johns nether regions" .

Mariko: i...I think I want to join your fine establishment I trust the soup is real and not metaphoric? And does not contain even trace amounts of semen?
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#3 Posted : 06 March 2015 08:45:20(UTC)
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Mariko: i...I think I want to join your fine establishment I trust the soup is real and not metaphoric? And does not contain even trace amounts of semen?


Chilly Willy: okay Mario which one of your musically music bands wanna join Chilly Willy's Soup Kitchen Recs? Ya got a number already on labels and I kinda don't wanna talk to them.

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#4 Posted : 06 March 2015 08:55:14(UTC)
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KingTaz:You had me at soup where do I sign up
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#5 Posted : 06 March 2015 09:13:36(UTC)
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KingTaz:You had me at soup where do I sign up


Chilly Willy: Ah yes, I'm such a great writer.... ehem! what's your band or project and what genre you play and what music you're intending to release as an album?
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#6 Posted : 06 March 2015 09:42:41(UTC)
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KingTaz:My genre is Hip-Hop and R&B that is also the genre I plan to release for my new album and no i will never be in a band!!!!
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#7 Posted : 06 March 2015 10:17:19(UTC)
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Chilly Willy: okay you're in Taz, just send me your songs ya got ready for release and we'll get'cha a nice fucking producer for beats.
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#8 Posted : 06 March 2015 10:22:08(UTC)
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#9 Posted : 06 March 2015 11:31:45(UTC)
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Chilly Willy: well you can wait shortly if you get your songs done.
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#10 Posted : 06 March 2015 12:28:44(UTC)
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Mariko: i...I think I want to join your fine establishment I trust the soup is real and not metaphoric? And does not contain even trace amounts of semen?


Chilly Willy: okay Mario which one of your musically music bands wanna join Chilly Willy's Soup Kitchen Recs? Ya got a number already on labels and I kinda don't wanna talk to them.



Mariko: it's mariko. My act is just me. Mariko kobayashi. I specialize in....my music. Its anything from bubble gum deathrock to piano ballads. I have had no previous labels. I only release singles and I don't do windows.
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#11 Posted : 06 March 2015 14:24:39(UTC)
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Chilly Willy: alright you're in. Get yer music ready to release pal.
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#12 Posted : 06 March 2015 14:27:10(UTC)
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Mariko: uh...it's in the mail. ...or I have just sent a Luther vandross tape with his name crossed out and mine written on.
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#13 Posted : 06 March 2015 15:08:35(UTC)
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Chilly Willy: well, hopefully he died long enough to escape copyright infringement. Eh, they'll never know. And if they do, you'll go to jail. Hey man, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.

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