"Hello everyone! Thank you for coming here tonight. It's warm enough to cook a turkey in here, the air conditioning is giving its all and this new suit is rather uncomfortable BUT I'm still really looking forward to the celebrations ahead. Thank you for coming out here tonight and leaving your beach parties and barbecues behind for us. I know that when you hear Weekend are in town a lot of questions will be running through your head. Will they actually show up? Are they going to be fighting with one another? Will they all be compos mentis? Are they actually going to be wearing clothes? Well as you can see, we're here, we seem...well enough and there will be no nudity whatsoever. Although I think Billy's bar staff may want to keep an eye on the toilets as the night goes on. Speaking of the staff, they've done a wonderful job getting everything organised for you all tonight. There's an open bar and a buffet so if you get fed up with the singing, you can just ignore us and start stuffing your faces. I'm going to hand you over to Mr Riley Hamilton now."

"Hi, everyone! It's great to be here tonight. Like Oscar said, thank you for choosing to come here tonight to support us during our first live show of 2015. We're seven months in and we've only done one! We're perfectionists, what can we say? We're going to perform a couple more tracks for you tonight. It was hard to pick which songs to sing tonight because we love them all. We've put everything into this album and to finally be at the stage where we're showcasing it all to you and having debates behind the scenes over which ones to perform is madness. Never thought we'd see the day. I'm so happy to reveal to you guys that the next song we're going to be playing for you guys will be our NEXT SINGLE! Make sure you all support it when it comes out. When we joined the bands we were all babies, apart from Scott who was already like...37?" "Oi!" "Just kidding. You know I love you. So as I was saying, we were extremely young when we first formed. Most of us were still school pupils and this song reflects on the struggles of the early days and just how much we had to sacrifice and change our lives just to get the band off of the ground. Before we even released a single, our lives had been turned upside down. This song is very personal and special to us. Definitely one of our favourites on the album and I know Dustyn absolutely loves the 60's vibe. He'd much rather listen to Smooth Radio than the Top 40. Ladies and gentleman, this is our new single Only Just Begun!"

After Riley introduces the next song, all five members walk close together and take to the centre of the stage. They try to calm down after the hype of the first performance as Only Just Begun is a rather laid back number which also requires steady, emotive vocals. They look out into the crowd as they try to pick out familiar faces and see just how many people came along to support them. With the lighting on the stage as well as all the flashes from cameras and phones, it is extremely hard to suss anyone out though. The beginning of the song plays and Dustyn closes his eyes, swaying side to side as he's a big fan of the song. Billy opens up with his verse, sounding as good as ever and receiving appraisal from the audience. "Sing along if you already know the words. If you don't...just pretend."



Reflecting back on all of our Kodak moments
Here's to many more like all the ones we had way back when
There's been so many tear drops and issues
Now I can look back at laugh at the person I was then

Bus to bus, out of breath, such an eager little kid, oh
Used to rush around and dance among big city lights
School books weighing me down as I battled through the rain
No time to fix my hair, just wanted to be on time

And as time keeps on passing me by
I try to catch my breath but this whirlwind, it never waits for me
(Yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh)

I'm still a kid right at heart but got a lifetime of memories in my head
Walked through the deep and the shallow, so many things that I have learned
And there's no signs of stopping, the long and winding rivers still flow
We'll ride it out together but where it leads us, nobody even knows
And we've only just begun, only, only just begun
Only just, only just, only just begun
And we've only just begun yet it seems like a lifetime
Though I would never change a thing that's happened on this ride

We wrap it all up around lunchtime in the studio
Wipe the crumbs from my jumper and it's straight back to school
Coming home after being picked up and driven just like royalty
Though it was far from it, doing maths and changing in the back seat

Though half asleep, I don't think that I've ever missed out
Still had my friends and they always stood right by me
I know that I had little time to just kick back and chill
A hectic lifestyle but I made sure to still keep it real

I swear it was only just yesterday
I try to catch my breath but the years don't seem to wait for me
(Yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh)

I'm still a kid right at heart but got a lifetime of memories in my head
Walked through the deep and the shallow, so many things that I have learned
And there's no signs of stopping, the long and winding rivers still flow
We'll ride it out together but where it leads us, nobody even knows
And we've only just begun, only, only just begun
Only just, only just, only just begun
And we've only just begun yet it seems like a lifetime
Though I would never change a thing that's happened on this ride



And I will hold my hands, sometimes the going gets tough
But it's all worth it in the end
I take a look around me and see all that I have achieved
Know all that doesn't come easily
And as our lives keep turning, we just keep on learning
We're still those five pesky kids

And as time keeps on passing me by
I try to catch my breath but this whirlwind, it never waits for me
(Yeah, yeah, oh, oh, oh, oh)

I'm still a kid right at heart but got a lifetime of memories in my head
Walked through the deep and the shallow, so many things that I have learned
And there's no signs of stopping, the long and winding rivers still flow
We'll ride it out together but where it leads us, nobody even knows
And we've only just begun, only, only just begun
Only just, only just, only just begun
And we've only just begun yet it seems like a lifetime
Though I would never change a thing that's happened on this ride

"Is there even any point in talking or are you all shitfaced already? Do you even know who I am? Do you know where you are? Well let me just remind you that you're at the best live show in a London club you've ever attended in your life and you're going to go home, buy the album and then tell all of your friends to buy it too. If you don't then I'll have to get Austin Nimmo to sing at you as punishment. This is the last song we're singing for you tonight and YES, we're only performing four. Tickets were cheap and I'm giving you free food and drink tonight, I'm not giving absolutely EVERYTHING away. I'm not that cheap and easy...despite what may be written on some of the cubicles. We will be going on tour very shortly though so you can hear all the songs plus some exclusives there. Hope to see you at another show in the future. So, the last song we will be performing is one that seemed to whip our fans into a frenzy when we streamed it on our site. I don't know if it was due to the dub-step recreation, the lyrical content or purely because I sound amazing on it. It seemed to go down well and we think it's the perfect way to launch into the celebrations. This song is called Heartbreakers. We hope to see you lot dancing, getting off with each other and following the lyrics of the song.

A roar vibrates along the ground and fills up the entire club after their performance of About Time. Billy then comes to the front of the stage and starts to interact with the audience. As he tries to speak, he is often interrupted by sudden screams and comments about how attractive he is. Billy laughs then off and continues with what he's doing. Tonight, he seems really at ease like he's found where he is supposed to be. It's another reason why the crowd have been routing for him extensively tonight as he has done such a great job. A lot of people like to see Billy fail and are only interested in him when he's offending and verbally attacking everyone online. The true fans though love to see Billy prevail and tonight, he's doing just that - delivering great performances, exuding positive energy and looking very smart and well turned out. When he reveals that Heartbreakers is the final track that they'll be playing, the bellows could easily shatter all the windows in the place. The song was an instant hit with fans when it first streamed and now they're going to hear it live for the first time. All five of them come together as they harmonise the opening of the track. When it finally kicks in we get a few jumps, air punches and whoops from the band. Dustyn is in his element, getting totally caught up in the upbeat track. He's like a little ball of energy as he makes use of his space and spreads around the stage as he sings the opening verse.



Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

You've got your back up against the wall, just dying to be rescued
Never love anyway that won't do you right, it's always got to feel good
You look a little nervous, tell me what's the worst that can happen?
There's no need to worry, rules don't apply when we're just dancing
And if the person you came with has got nothing else to say
I think you should come on over, tell them get out of your way

Stop. Don't look his way because your "Romeo" just let you slip away.
So, stop. Now we're face to face, do you wanna play a little game of heartbreak?

There's no point in hanging around, come over and put your best foot down
Oh, don't you want to come and dance with some danger?
Bet he thought it was in the bag, until his feet started to drag
Under the strobe light, we can be perfect strangers
He didn't have much to say, that's too bad, guess I'll take his place
Tonight I think we're gonna be silly little heartbreakers

Oooooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oooooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

Just tell him that he's so damn boring, never let him bring you down
No longer have to sit with him in the shadows, tonight you're stepping out
He can keep his seat and lukewarm beer, let him do what he wants to do
Think that it's about time you take a chance and try something new
I could give you a little taste but I know you'd want so much more
He can try his best to save the day but he's always coming up short

Stop. (Oh, stop!) Don't look his way (Don't look his way) because your "Romeo" just let you slip away.
So, stop. Now we're face to face, do you wanna play a little game of heartbreak?

There's no point in hanging around, come over and put your best foot down
Oh, don't you want to come and dance with some danger?
Bet he thought it was in the bag, until his feet started to drag
Under the strobe light, we can be perfect strangers
He didn't have much to say, that's too bad, guess I'll take his place
Tonight I think we're gonna be silly little heartbreakers

Oooooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
Oooooh, ooh, ooh
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

This is what will happen if you don't pay them attention
All the money in the world cannot buy any affection
No, I'm not going home, we're swept away with the beat
Tell him to call a cab because tonight I'm giving you what you need (what you need, hey!)

Stop. Don't look his way because your "Romeo" just let you slip away.
So, stop. Now we're face to face, do you wanna play a little game of heartbreak?



There's no point in hanging around, come over and put your best foot down
Oh, don't you want to come and dance with some danger?
Bet he thought it was in the bag, until his feet started to drag
Under the strobe light, we can be perfect strangers
He didn't have much to say, that's too bad, guess I'll take his place
Tonight I think we're gonna be silly little heartbreakers

We're heartbreakers tonight. Heartbreakers tonight.
Boys will be boys for life. Heartbreakers tonight.
You're sitting pretty tonight. Sitting pretty tonight.
Boys like the girls, that's life. Sitting pretty tonight.
Heartbreakers tonight. Heartbreakers tonight.
Boys will be boys. Boys will be boys. Boys will be boys.
Hey!

"Thank you all so much for coming. It's the firstest time we has performed together in a while and you has been an excellent audience. Maybe it's all the free alcohol being handed out courtesy of Billy but either way, it's been a pleasure. We hope you enjoyed our little performance. We know it's beens such a long time getting to this point today. We last released an album in November 2012 which was Fired Up: Reloaded and since then a lot of stuff has been thrown at us. Addiction...we all know how much I loves a blueberry muffin. Babies. We certainly has enough to create Weekend 2.0 by now for sure. Relationships. Some good, some...not so good. Reality shows. Billy definitely entertained the world and became the first ever and only male winner of Celebrity Big Brother which is awesome! Riley also became a man whore during out downtime (giggles). You know with being unhappy with the original sound of the record, breaking away from old management, having to deal with Chaos Records suddenly closing and establishing Five Pesky Kids it's definitely been a journey we has learned a lot from. We thank you all for being so patient and I can't believe the turnout we has tonight. Thank you so, so much!"

"Well that's it for the live performances tonight. If you'd like to hear more of our music then buy the fucking album! It won't be on Spotify. We'd rather have the money. Now let's get pissed!"