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"Well, I will think of more creative things to flirt with you then." He swam over to her and then got on edge of the pool. "I know you killed the party, but I think yesterday we took a break from hangovers and play a board game and got some extra food. What you doing today heiress of beauty." he said |
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jayne putters about in the kitchen. the world had seen her killer dance moves and she had nothing more to prove. no one else joined in because they could see they had an inferior move set. such was life when you were jayne wriggle. things were quiet now and she had no idea what to do. she arranged all the forks and spoon in the drawer properly,she cleaned the kitchen,she even took down the toilet paper streamers from before. she balled it all up and took it to her room. she had seen enough orange is the new black to recognize an opportunity when she spotted.she who controlled the tp would control the house.
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Tatiana smiled at his compliments, not because she wasn't used to them but she was a big headed girl. She loved any traces of attention on her. "I am just chillin, you?" She drank more of her soda before putting on her sunglasses. |
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Elyar walks out of the bedroom in just a tank top and his boxers not remembering the camera's are watching. He spots Jayne sit down by the kitchen counter. "Hey wriggle butt, that's my nickname for ya" |
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jayne stops mid drink and looks elyar up and down. "um....where are your pants? " she asks with a raised eyebrow. mentions of her butt by people with no pants kind of worries her. |
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Elyar blushes as he is reminded by Jayne that he hasn't got any jeans or shorts. "Erm...i left them on my bed, i'll go get them if y'all is like uncomfortable?" |
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jayne takes another drink of her drink and gives a small laugh. "nah, if you like letting it all hang out, more power to you. the pantless revolution has to start somewhere. just no dancing for you. i dont want ....things popping out." |
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Elyar blushes again. "Ok, god if things popped out i'd be well embarrassed" Elyar shuddered at the thought of exposing himself on telly he ran to the bedroom to put on his pants before coming back to the kitchen. "Remind me to always where shorts or jeans or something from now on Jayne, last thing i need is wardrobe malfunction." |
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jayne laughs at the idea of reminding elyar about pants. " are you a nudist outside of big brother? i kinda always wanted to try it....but just cant. the idea of being outside with all those mosquitoes and stuff..." she shakes her head firmly. "no way. and im pretty sure bug repellent isnt supposed to be used on sensitive areas." |
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Elyar laughs. "Haha no I am no nudist, I could did it either just would seem odd ya know?" He then nods in agreement."Yeah i think it says something along those lines on the can, would probably sting or burn." |
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"i had to check. one can never be too sure. i mean,something has to be wrong with people who go on a show and have every moment of their day broadcast to the world. an undercover nudist would fit right in." jayne sips her drink,which was mixed perfectly and tasted delicious to her. "oh! im a bad host. you want a drink?" she says in a panic. if randy wriggle taught his children anything,it was to be a good host. |
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Elyar laughs. "Yeah, the conversation me and you have wriggly are some funny weird shit, but it's all cool". Elyar then nods at her. "Yeah i could use a drink as a matter of fact". Elyar then smiles. Edited by user 16 July 2015 09:51:04(UTC)
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"I'm just relaxing and swimming in the pool. You know, so tell me what is going on with you and scratch," |
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"life is too short to talk about the weather. nudists and bug spray,thats the way!" she happily says while pouring a drink for elyar. " you want that oj irish or not?" she asks,uncapping the rum. "this stuff is really good. but if you have too much of it? out it spews." jayne cracks up,already a little tipsy |
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Elyar nods. "Sure pour some of it in there". Elyar then points to the refrigerator, "I hear we are low on supplies so hopefully we'll have a task or something soon!" Elyar says almost excited by the idea. |
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jayne pours him a good slog into the glass,stirs it and hands it elyar. complete with napkin underneath to catch condensation. "i hope we get to do what they did last season. im ready to rule some people with an iron fist." jayne clenches a rather non threatening looking hand into a fist. " first,everyone has to drink from the water hose.naked and living in the pool. no servants on dry land." she then starts humming "under the sea". |
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Elyar smiles and raises his glass. "Cheer wriggle, I hope not because me and naked don't look good together, but i'd drink from the water hose". |
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Jayne gives a raise of her glass. "cheers to me winning this thing." she giggles and flips her hair.it was a long shot,especially since she was a nobody. but she had a positive outlook. " thats why everyone except me would be in the pool,silly. to cover up or distort the dangly parts. tatiana could get a shower cap. it would be a crime to get that hair wet. she'd look like a Himalayan cat who fell in a bathtub." |
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Elyar nods. "Oh right, i still would never get in that pool naked". Elyar nods in agreement. "Yeah her hair would be all sorts of wild, i wonder what she look like with straightened hair?" |
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jayne takes a big drink and shakes her head. "she'd still look fucking beautiful....but with a much smaller head." she adds thoughtfully. |
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