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#14221 Posted : 06 August 2015 09:56:21(UTC)
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Dustyn keeps his eyes closed and smirks as he rests against his boyfriend. "S-sometimes...well most times it's best to just swallow. Don't sw-swallow coleslaw though because that tastes like ugly." Dustyn moves his hand over his crotch again just very briefly as he makes a joke. "A penis? You sure about that? H-here was me thinking it was a leg." He laughs a little too hard as he continues to sway around. "Maybe your feet is normal. I-I think mine is just small. W-w-why is you talking about my feet? Weirdo." Dustyn stumbles a little when Dallas falls back as he was holding onto him at the time. He manages to balances himself against the wall just in time otherwise he would have fallen on top of him. "Oh no! D-Dallas, you OK? No, you can't fall like that without me." Dustyn gets down on his knees before laying out flat next to Dallas in the hallway, cuddling into him. "I love you, you drunken...buffoon! Is that even a word?"
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#14222 Posted : 06 August 2015 09:59:58(UTC)
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As Dallas lays there on the floor, still riddled with hiccups, he starts to giggle at his own stupidity. When he was drunk he normally wasn't like this but he was happy tonight and he was having fun so everything seemed light hearted and amusing. "Yeah, from the way you walk next day...sometimes I wonder if it is a leg," he laughs loudly, before shaking his head. "I didn't talk about feet, it was...Richard Madeley," he laughs, saying the very first name that pops into his head.
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#14223 Posted : 06 August 2015 10:18:05(UTC)
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Dustyn starts to play with Dallas' hair as they lay together on the ground. He's glad to see Dallas happy like this. Not that he is a miserable sod but he's not usually this bubbly and giggly and Dustyn is loving it. The sound of Dallas' carefree giggles sound amazing to him. "Y-yeah, a third leg with foreskin that also pees. Ew...that sounds weird." He covers his mouth and laughs, trying to shake off the image. "I still r-remember the first night we did it. Couldn't sit down for days after it. Soooo chunky. Kit Kat Chunky." Dustyn laughs again and playfully nudges Dallas. "Richard Madeley? Is i-i-is he an astronaut guy?" He raises an eyebrow and looks quizzical for a moment before a loud noise disrupts the silence. Dustyn leans in and whispers. "I just farted but don't tell." He chuckles and puts his arms around his boyfriend, now nearly laying directly on top of him.
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#14224 Posted : 06 August 2015 10:27:54(UTC)
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"I'm not gonna lie, a peeing leg is the most disturbing thing you've ever said," Dallas says with a slight laugh. He puts his hands behind his head, clearly happy to just spend all night on the floor if he had to. It was an expensive carpet, thick and comfy, anyway. He hiccups loudly again and laughs. "What the fuck is a kit kat chunky?" Dallas asks with a smirk. When Dustyn asks about Richard Madeley, he chuckles and shakes his head. "I think he's some old guy on TV. I saw him when I was lazing about before I went on tour."
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#14225 Posted : 06 August 2015 10:47:04(UTC)
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"You really think so? I know I has said a lot of pretty disturbing things in my time." Dustyn giggles and looks over at Dallas, just enjoying the sight and sound of him having a good time. Sure, they're laying on the floor in the middle of the hallway but as long as they're having a great time together it really doesn't matter where they are. "A chunky version of a Kit Kat. Your willy d-doesn't taste like chocolate and wafer though. Tastes a lot nicer." Dustyn pokes his tongue out before kneeling over Dallas, placing a leg at each side of him. He ponders for a second before shaking his head. "Old guy on TV? No, that's Noel Edmonds you is thinking of." Dustyn looks down into Dallas' eyes and smiles. He can't believe how lucky he is to have someone like him in his life, especially after how his past relationships turned out. He places a hand either side of Dallas face and gives him a very soft kiss. "I loves this beard so much. Don't ever change it. Ever." Dustyn smirks before moving in for another kiss, slipping in a bit of tongue this time but still keeping it all light and playful.
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THE ZONE: BLAKE • CHRIS • JASON • LIAM

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#14226 Posted : 06 August 2015 21:42:55(UTC)
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"Well that's the most disturbing you've said to me so far anyway," Dallas says with a little laugh as he looks up at the ceiling, which looks to be spinning. He takes a joint from his pocket and lights it, taking a large puff. "You like my beard? I think it's the one thing people like about me," he smiles, kissing Dustyn back.
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#14227 Posted : 07 August 2015 08:45:06(UTC)
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"I don't just like your beard, I love it! I can't even g-grow much facial hair. Your beard is such a cool shape and feels great to touch." Dustyn smiles and strokes Dallas' cheek very gently, enjoying the feeling of his facial hair against the back of his fingers. "I like the feeling of it when we kiss too. Also feels amazing when those lips are in...well, other places. Makes me go all tingly when your beard brushes against my skin." Dustyn smirks and gives his boyfriend another kiss after he exhales the smoke from the joint. Without asking, thinking that Dallas wouldn't really mind, Dustyn takes the joint from him and takes a drag from it himself. He tilts his head up towards the spinning ceiling and exhales before laughing and placing the joint back into Dallas' mouth. "Wanna go make a little den on the bed with all the pillows and the covers? We could hide and be in a secret place!"
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PUBLIC WARNING: BEAU • CARTER LEE • JAKE • MYLES • ZANDER
THE STAT NERDS: BRIAN • CHRISTOPHER
THE ZONE: BLAKE • CHRIS • JASON • LIAM

JOSHUA GRIMMIE • LINCOLN • LAYLA • MERCEDES • MICHELLE GREEN
ANDREA • DENEIL • CHICAGO NOBODY • BLOOM • SONNY • VICTORIA BLACK
REUBEN • ELLIE-GRACE SUMMERS • ALFIE SUMMERS • MICAH DELISLE
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#14228 Posted : 02 September 2015 03:37:42(UTC)
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Kim-Lee was on his way to get some things he needed as he was moving into his new condo that was in LA. When he did his first video boxes were everywhere now two months later all the boxes are empty and he has gotten more settle in the area. Now he was just on his way to finish getting new things that were either gone, misplaced, or broken. The mall was something though, floors on top of floors stores next to stores america was really something he thought to himself, but he did kind of miss being back home and the closeness of family.

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#14229 Posted : 02 September 2015 03:46:50(UTC)
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It had been a few weeks. A few weeks of mariko playing mom to takara. It was fun and all,but she was no mother. Nor did she really have the urge to be one. Freedom was nice and mariko was enjoying it. She didn't really Need anything ,but went to the mall anyway. She liked buying hideous items and pretending they were gifts for friends. She winced as she walked through a row of kiosks. She felt bad for turning the people down. Espcially when she already had bags from other vendors.
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#14230 Posted : 02 September 2015 04:19:13(UTC)
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Kim-Lee walking through this big mall bump into this small little girl, "oh excuse me," he said looking down before he realize who he bumped into with bugs in toe. "Ā, watashi wa totemo zan'nendesu. Watashi no kazoku wa hesu no ichizoku ga daisuki! Mariko-Sama!" (Ah, I'm so sorry. My family loves the hess clan! Mariko-sama) he said bowing softly and getting a little star struck. "What are you doing here?"

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#14231 Posted : 02 September 2015 04:35:10(UTC)
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Mariko had been lost in her own thoughts as she walked through the mall. It probably looked liked she was doing heavy duty thinking.....but she was really wondering how gross a cheese pretzel and white chocolate frappacino would taste together. Because she didn't want to have to choose between them. Being bumped into shook her back to reality. She nearly fell over in th most dramatic,and awkward way possible. But,luckily a small child's head gave her something to steady herself with. " sorry!" she squeaked,straightening the little boys jacket .

Hearing Japanese startled her. Usually it was only her sister that spoke to her in it. And even then, it was usually for the dArkest of secrets. " oh!" she giggles and turns very very red. " I'm just...you know..pretzels." she awkwardly says. It was rare anyone addressed her outside of people she knew. " you seem to know me,you are? " she asks as she gathers her people speaking skills.
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#14232 Posted : 02 September 2015 05:04:35(UTC)
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He laughed as she brought up something about pretzels. He never met there family before the Hess clan is pretty fun and entertaining that it was easy to spot her but you had to wonder is someone so small could carry so many bags. "Sore wa saishūtekini Mariko anata o mitasu tame ni hijō ni īdesu, (It is nice to finally meet you Mariko,) he said smiling trying to impress her. " Sorry, sorry I got excited to see you, I'm Kim-Lee Wong I'm trying to be a singer. My family and I watch you and your family on TV all the time."

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#14233 Posted : 02 September 2015 05:22:52(UTC)
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Once Kim says his name,mariko puts a name to the face.she had definitely heard of him and probably had a frisky session to his music. She wished him luck as there were very few Asian men in the business. " are you trying to seduce me,Kim?" she giggles madly when he speaks again. She would reply in kind but found it hard to switch between languages. Up until two years ago, she never used English. " hopefully you guys didn't watch too much of me on tv." she blushes again.
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#14234 Posted : 02 September 2015 05:34:28(UTC)
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He laughed more and hearing her trying to seduce her, while he family would be over the moon, He knows more about pop culture to not get his hope up on something like that, "well, if I could be one of the lucky ones to have my chance with the great Mariko would be highlight of life. But I don't think your girlfriend would be so open to that but if you guys used my music I would be very grateful." He said with a smile. They watch a little of big brother but it wasn't anything that they didn't approve of. "They were big supporters but don't worry I sent the kids and little ones to bed before you did anything. So what's bring you by to the mall and do you want me to carry some of that?" He asked wondering what she was here shopping for.

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#14235 Posted : 02 September 2015 05:55:26(UTC)
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Mariko covers her face and nods her head. " guilty!" she squeaks. She could feel annoyed people brushing around her,but She didn't care. She was content to stand in the middle of the mall. People would just have to wait. " your music,as my sister puts it,is " boot knocking" music." she says this will all the hipness of any mom trying to be cool. She dramatically wipes her brow when informed the little ones didn't see much. She wasn't ashamed of her actions, but did get caught up in the moment and forgot .....things were shown all over the world. " me? Just picking up hideous things to give as gifts. My girlfriend's sisters are real bitches.so I buy them stuff so ugly they won't even donate it.they just stick it all in a closet." mariko says this rather proudly. She catches a whiff of pretzel again and nods her head that way. " what about you? Picking up satin sheets or other sexy things? Tell me as we get pretzels." she brightly says. She loops her bag handles over her arms and tugs at Kim in one fluid motion.
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#14236 Posted : 02 September 2015 06:31:54(UTC)
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"Well, I'm glad people are knocking boots and doing the dirty that how I got to be in this world." he said as she pulled him to get pretzels he wonder how in the world did this little girl get so strong. "Wow that bad they must have done something really terrible to just have them take up space in their closet, but if it that ugly you don't think they would like burn it or find a place to lose it, and then ask to go with you while shopping?" Making there way to the food court he went to order his snack as she was behind him "I hope I didn't scare you breaking into japanese it is hard to not speaking something for a while and then for you to finally meet someone you just want to break into song and start talking." he said get a normal salted snack they found a place to sit down and relax.

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#14237 Posted : 02 September 2015 09:36:46(UTC)
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"ew. your parents did it." mariko teases childishly and makes a grossed out face. in spite of somehow garnering a serious public image (how could anyone take that much over the top stage blood serious?!) mariko was probably even sillier than her sister.providing she felt comfortable with someone. and kim was the sort that put her at ease. "yes.they are evil women. you know how vara is sweet and kind? well,they are not." she simply says as they push their way through the throng of people. she assumed if kim saw big brother,he knew of vara. whom probably didnt have the kindest public image. but mariko never could see the flaws of vara. "these women wouldnt be caught dead with anything as hideous as whats in this bag. they wouldnt even want it to be seen in their GARBAGE. totally stuck up and not even that pretty." of course varas sisters were beautiful,but mariko wasnt going to say it. mariko orders a huge,fred flintstone sized cheeze pretzel and a cup of cheese sauce. she happily trots over with the gooey monstrosity and sits down,drawing her legs under her. " oh it would take more than japanese spoken by the asian usher to scare me. its just usually whenever i hear it anymore,its my sister confessing to a murder or something outlandish." she giggles and waves her hand dismissively. "usually i only use it when im watching tv. i like my news from home...even if i never am there." she says slowly,realizing how weird she sounds.
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Daisy is at Christopher's house, as she has been a lot since Jayne had gone on Big Brother. She felt lonely so it was good to be around her best friend so she had someone she felt comfortable with to talk to and just hang out with. She was a very sociable person after all. Coming out of the kitchen, she flicks the light off with her elbow, carrying a bowl in each hand. She walks into the living room, strutting across the floor in time with the music from the TV, her long legs on display as she's dressed in her shorts and a large tshirt. She giggles and walks to the couch where Christopher is, sitting down beside him and handing him a bowl. "Got you your own crisps so you don't eat mine," she says with a big beaming smile. "What film are we watching pal?" she asks as she ties her hair back loosely and brings her feet up onto the couch.

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#14239 Posted : 07 September 2015 10:09:39(UTC)
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Christopher is glad to have Daisy over as he can never get enough of her company. The two really bounce off each other and there's never a dull moment between them. Despite having polar opposite upbringings they have a deep understanding and really connect. He also hates seeing Daisy feel down about Jayne being away for so long and can relate as he's having problems with relationships/love/life in general. While Dennis, his band mate who he's almost drooling over, is not locked away in a house somewhere, he might as well be as Christopher simply cannot have him and it pains him everyday. Earlier today when he and Daisy went out for lunch, a unsuspecting waiter copped the wrath of Christopher when the orders weren't right. It was the first time Daisy had witnessed his fiery side and it is rather venomous like a lot of reports state but it was actually down to all the bottled up feelings. It was just unfortunate that it all boiled over at the time and place. Christopher smiles as he watches Daisy enter the room. Something about her just exudes a positive energy even when she's not trying. He looks at her outfit then down at his own body. Christopher's just wearing his boxers and he thinks to himself how it must look to others if they walked in right now. These two don't care though. They're just comfortable around each other and don't care how little or how much they're wearing. "Nice giraffe legs. Now can you please put them away? I hate my weird little legs enough as it is. I get that you're perfect but come on!" Christopher laughs, taking the bowl of crisps from Daisy and grabbing a handful almost immediately. He is a bottomless pit. "We're watching Neds. I think you're in it." he jokes with a mouthful of crisps.
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#14240 Posted : 07 September 2015 10:18:58(UTC)
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She hadn't cared too much earlier when Christopher had lost it with a waiter, because Daisy knew what was getting him down. She knew what it was to be in love with someone who was straight and didn't want you, so she could feel Christopher's pain over the rejection from Dennis. She knew he just had to let it out sometimes, and she also knew that he would talk to her when he needed to, which gave her some comfort. Daisy laughs when Christopher comments on her legs, sitting down and shaking her head. "Just showing off what the good lord gave me," she jokes, posing in a way to show off her legs' full length. "Given that everything else he gave me was a poor childhood, nae tits, an arse you could cook pancakes on and a love of vaginas, I think I'm within my rights to flaunt the bits he got right," she jokes, clearly not serious. "Know what the shite bit about legs like this is? Takes like a whole box of wax strips to dae one leg," she laughs loudly, stuffing some crisps into her mouth and nodding. "Neds aye? I've seen it. Seen the live version tae. Or at least the real life version. Some boy got panned wi a bucky bottle roond the melt at the crem. Right mess like," she says, deliberately going as Scottish as she can to confuse him. "What's wrang wi your legs anyway? I've seen they twitter lassies fawning after you," she teases.

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