OOP: When I first wrote the lyrics to side A, stuff froze and I had to write them all again, that was a mess, I had come to the fourth song and it was frustrating. At least I could remember most of it and I think I wrote the stuff I couldn't better the second time.
Side B
Miserable Times (Lyrics by Gory I. Lids)
Verse 1
Words have been spoken so much
That they've almost gone out of touch
Trees are from the wood
And I'm not doing too good
To be honest I'm doing terrible
It's pretty much unbearable
Chorus
I might be better off dead
I might be better off lonely
I might be convicted for my own crimes
Forget all I ever said
Cuz sometimes I feel like I'm the only
one that goes through these miserable times
Verse 2
I see blood where you see happy days
And where you see parks I only see a maze
And I can't get out of it
I know that I'm not proud of it
To be fair this is only a life to bear
And I'm sure that you don't care
Unheimlich Maneuver (lyrics by The Bitch)
Verse 1
Sometimes I get Freud stuck in my throat
It sticks there and goes off like a bomb
I often turn over my boat
worried I might be into my mom
And sometimes I ever think of Granny
Ever since I read the Uncanny
I've been in an unstable mode
Feel like my pants will explode
I need the antidote
Chorus
It's so uncanny
I put straight things in my fanny
Just to know that this shit is wearing off
I'll build a damn like Herbert Hoover
and do the Unheimlich maneuver
whoah ah oh oh oh
Verse 2
Would all psychoanalysts be unemployed
If people no longer believed in Freud
if there was a scientific proover
of the Unheimlich maneuver
Wouldn't I be scared anymore
Would I sail away to distant shores?
Could I deal with relations?
Would I get recreation?
Would I again handle masturbation?
Chorus 2
It's so uncanny
I put weird things in my fanny
Just to know that I have control
I'll go on like J Edgar Hoover
And get my Unheimlich maneuver
Whoah ah oh oh oh
Chorus 3
It's so uncanny
I'm all sore in my fanny
Shit is getting out of hand
It sucks like Harry Hoover
And I can't find my Unheimlich maneuver
Whoah ah oh oh oh
Forever Seventeen (Lyrics by the Bitch)
Verse 1
You once told me that
No one lives forever
and now years have passed
And nothing lasts
But I'm more sure than ever
That we should cherish what we've got
Be who we are not what we are not
Chorus
I need to bite my tongue
And get myself together
cuz only those who are dying young
will be young forever
I always knew what you said
But now I think I know what you mean
Cuz only the ones who are dead
Will be forever seventeen
Verse 2
I've never heard truer words
than those you said to me
But now the past is gone
and the future lingers on
and life is almost dead to me
I'd like to say that I care now
Cuz I think that I'm aware now
Bridge
Everyone wants to be forever young
but no one ever will
No one will be forever young
Not even Alphaville
No, I don't (Lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
Am I cool and stuff? No I'm not!
Am I more than enough? I guess that's true
Am I badass and neat? No I'm not?
Do I shake when I walk the street? Guess I do!
Chorus
But will I going being the greatest?
No I won't, no I won't
Do I always buy the hippest and the latest?
No I don't, no I don't!
Verse 2
Am I dry, mois and wet? No I'm not!
Am I the best a girl can get? I'm not that kind of man
Am I young and ready to mingle? No I'm not!
Am I desperate and single? Guess I am!
Jehova's Night Out (Lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
Jehova went for a night on the town
Getting drunk driving people down
You should've seen him and his crazy act
If only someone saw him, the crowd would be packed
You could say he was the life of the party
It was either the booze or the grass' fault
Cuz we all know ol' Jehova
was far from sober
One could say he was scraping the asphalt
Chorus
Yeah it was Jehova's night out!
Verse 2
Jehova went for a night out
There were no one there to hear him shout
He was drinking all by himself
All alone and he didn't get help
You could say he was running a tightrope
A search for life or a search for fitness
Cuz drunken Jehova
ran som guy over
But there wasn't a god damn witness
Edited by user 12 August 2016 05:28:57(UTC)
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