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Read hard		#1 Posted : 10 August 2016 21:39:09(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		Poo Peter: We just released a new album, and we've continued our trend of having Freudian album titles. It's sold 220.000 copies or so. "The Read Hards are back with a brand new album and it's honestly not very good. They could've spared us this" -Rolling Stone


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Read hard		#2 Posted : 11 August 2016 22:51:51(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		Lyrics: Flowers and Letters (lyrics by the Bitch) Verse 1 I woke up one morning to an envelope Found out that it was empty I was filled with hope but I couldn't cope When I saw it was you who sent me When I saw it was nothing there I couldn't go anywhere Chorus Flowers and letters Are still on my mind I just can't forget her But I'll leave her behind Flowers and letters will always quench my thirst Nothing can be better but can anything really be worse? Verse 2 And this time I could tell these were flowers you gave me It was hello or farewell to my personal hell I thought that you could save me And flowers can also bring pain When you're allergic or when they're not getting rain Verse 3 And now it seems that I'm reading a letter you sent to me I read it a million times and more in my mind but I still can't explain what it meant to me When she reads it I wish I had never writ her it And when I read hers I wish I was an illiterate The Bus (lyrics by Poo Peter) Verse 1 Hey, I don't drive a fancy car I don't have no ferraris No lada or anything like that not even a god damn Jaris So when you see me in a car When you're walking down the street It's not me driving I'm in the passenger seat Chorus Cuz I don't own a driver's license Guess you really can see my sense But no one ever does I'm not really getting far Cuz I don't have a car I'm riding the bus Verse 2 Hey, I don't really take a taxi if a bus can get me there I'll just get a cab if I can't get anywhere I don't own a car my money is sort of short so I know I need to take some public transport If I ever take a taxi it's the last resort I know I need to rely on public transport My Own Carnival (lyrics by The Bitch) Verse 1 You'll bring the booze I'll bring the host room It's not an aiport so don't worry about the costume We can dress how weird we want to Be whoever we are In an odd way or like singers on Broadway tonight everyone is a star Chorus This is my own carnival Where I'm bringing dope I'll dress like a cardinal Or I'll dress just like the pope My own Carnival Where we'll all get dressed up I'll go as a Barbie doll It's where we all get messed up Verse 2 We gotta get ready We have to go soon We can pretend we are a band Or sing our favorite show tune You can go like Michael Jackson I can be one of the five And I can tell this would seem just like Elvis When he was alive I'm Making a Comeback (lyrics by Robin Banks) Verse 1 I've been gone for many years Left young girls with buckets of tears And I almost fell off the track I saved up all my wits to make a bunch of hits Now I'm finally coming back Chorus I'm gonna reach your heart I'm gonna top your chart Been gone for so long But I'm here with this song I'm making a comeback Verse 2 Just like so many bands We have so many fans and we want them all to meet us And I wrote a song too That they can sing along to Now that I'm back form hiatus Bridge You can call it a comeback You can call it whatever you like You can call it whatever is in your wallet If you don't like it, take a hike! And you will know it that I'm a poet I'm making a comeback! Kaka See, Kaka Do (lyrics by Poo PEter) Verse 1 I'm not going anywhere tonight I'm not going anywhere that's bright but even if it won't work I only need one twerk Until everything's all right Chorus I am full of shit I'm full of wits I am full of poo Kake see, Kaka do! Verse 2 There's so much anywhere that I don't want to go there You could see that they see and say that I am crazy but you should know that I don't care Edited by user 12 August 2016 02:10:17(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified

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Read hard		#3 Posted : 12 August 2016 05:23:13(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		OOP: When I first wrote the lyrics to side A, stuff froze and I had to write them all again, that was a mess, I had come to the fourth song and it was frustrating. At least I could remember most of it and I think I wrote the stuff I couldn't better the second time. Side B Miserable Times (Lyrics by Gory I. Lids) Verse 1 Words have been spoken so much That they've almost gone out of touch Trees are from the wood And I'm not doing too good To be honest I'm doing terrible It's pretty much unbearable Chorus I might be better off dead I might be better off lonely I might be convicted for my own crimes Forget all I ever said Cuz sometimes I feel like I'm the only one that goes through these miserable times Verse 2 I see blood where you see happy days And where you see parks I only see a maze And I can't get out of it I know that I'm not proud of it To be fair this is only a life to bear And I'm sure that you don't care Unheimlich Maneuver (lyrics by The Bitch) Verse 1 Sometimes I get Freud stuck in my throat It sticks there and goes off like a bomb I often turn over my boat worried I might be into my mom And sometimes I ever think of Granny Ever since I read the Uncanny I've been in an unstable mode Feel like my pants will explode I need the antidote Chorus It's so uncanny I put straight things in my fanny Just to know that this shit is wearing off I'll build a damn like Herbert Hoover and do the Unheimlich maneuver whoah ah oh oh oh Verse 2 Would all psychoanalysts be unemployed If people no longer believed in Freud if there was a scientific proover of the Unheimlich maneuver Wouldn't I be scared anymore Would I sail away to distant shores? Could I deal with relations? Would I get recreation? Would I again handle masturbation? Chorus 2 It's so uncanny I put weird things in my fanny Just to know that I have control I'll go on like J Edgar Hoover And get my Unheimlich maneuver Whoah ah oh oh oh Chorus 3 It's so uncanny I'm all sore in my fanny Shit is getting out of hand It sucks like Harry Hoover And I can't find my Unheimlich maneuver Whoah ah oh oh oh Forever Seventeen (Lyrics by the Bitch) Verse 1 You once told me that No one lives forever and now years have passed And nothing lasts But I'm more sure than ever That we should cherish what we've got Be who we are not what we are not Chorus I need to bite my tongue And get myself together cuz only those who are dying young will be young forever I always knew what you said But now I think I know what you mean Cuz only the ones who are dead Will be forever seventeen Verse 2 I've never heard truer words than those you said to me But now the past is gone and the future lingers on and life is almost dead to me I'd like to say that I care now Cuz I think that I'm aware now Bridge Everyone wants to be forever young but no one ever will No one will be forever young Not even Alphaville No, I don't (Lyrics by Robin Banks) Verse 1 Am I cool and stuff? No I'm not! Am I more than enough? I guess that's true Am I badass and neat? No I'm not? Do I shake when I walk the street? Guess I do! Chorus But will I going being the greatest? No I won't, no I won't Do I always buy the hippest and the latest? No I don't, no I don't! Verse 2 Am I dry, mois and wet? No I'm not! Am I the best a girl can get? I'm not that kind of man Am I young and ready to mingle? No I'm not! Am I desperate and single? Guess I am! Jehova's Night Out (Lyrics by Poo Peter) Verse 1 Jehova went for a night on the town Getting drunk driving people down You should've seen him and his crazy act If only someone saw him, the crowd would be packed You could say he was the life of the party It was either the booze or the grass' fault Cuz we all know ol' Jehova was far from sober One could say he was scraping the asphalt Chorus Yeah it was Jehova's night out! Verse 2 Jehova went for a night out There were no one there to hear him shout He was drinking all by himself All alone and he didn't get help You could say he was running a tightrope A search for life or a search for fitness Cuz drunken Jehova ran som guy over But there wasn't a god damn witness Edited by user 12 August 2016 05:28:57(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified


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