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Offline bikz  
#1 Posted : 16 October 2009 04:48:00(UTC)
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Well-known music management group Dark Blue Music have agreed to release the one-off single "If U Seek A Bikki" by Laura Firecracker.

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"If U Seek A Bikki" artwork.

Laura Firecracker, who is the 26-year-old sister of Firecracker 47 twins Joshy and Roxy and In The Cold You Look So Fierce guitarist Molly, says - "I wouldn't normally get involved in the music industry, let alone release something like this, but Bikki Kitton whatshername .... well, she deserves a public slating. If Billy Maddison can write a parody for that Briskett girl, I can do it for Bikki. She deserves it more. You don't mess with my family."

"The difference is," says Misty 'Mikki' Moo, bandmate to all of Firecracker's musician siblings, "K.Briskett actually deserved it, and Billy Maddison can actually perform. Bikki does not, and Laura can't sing a note, and who is she to call ANYONE slutty or trashy when she does artwork dressed like that? Also, isn't it convenient how Laura's releasing this on the same day as Bikki releases 'Halo'/'Suffragette'? Trying to compete are we? Bitch."

"If U Seek A Bikki" will be released tomorrow, on the same day as Bikki's debut single, "Halo"/"Suffragette", which features Raven Comatose, Stephanie Fierce and Madbirds alongside Laura Firecracker's song subject. Kitton herself declined to comment.

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#2 Posted : 16 October 2009 08:49:04(UTC)
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Nice tits! I mean, job. Nice job. Looking forward to having a listen. I like bitchy things.

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#3 Posted : 16 October 2009 09:55:36(UTC)
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Thankyou. I like bitchy things too - Bikki's fiancé always said to me, "hey, you're that bitch". Has he met the girl he's marrying? ;)
-Laura
PS. As for the other compliment, yes, I'm quite proud of my body. I've got it, I flaunt it!
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#4 Posted : 16 October 2009 09:57:58(UTC)
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Stephanie Fierce: Who doesn't love bitchy things ;) This song is hot, hope people buy it.
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#5 Posted : 16 October 2009 10:29:30(UTC)
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Jimmy:Hey, you're that bitch! I think it would be pretty cool if Bikki made a song in backlash
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#6 Posted : 17 October 2009 00:34:58(UTC)
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#7 Posted : 17 October 2009 00:41:28(UTC)
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I like a bikki with my tea

Bikki : I like tea with myself.
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#8 Posted : 17 October 2009 04:40:47(UTC)
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Billy: What is your problem with Bikki? Doesn't your brother love her? Isn't that what's important?
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#9 Posted : 17 October 2009 22:20:55(UTC)
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Laura Firecracker - "If U Seek A Bikki" shifted 137,029 copies, and managed to get into the UK Top 40.

Meanwhile, Bikki - "Halo"/"Suffragette" sold 164,171 copies, and broke not only the UK Top 40 but also the USA, Canada, Aus & NZ and World charts.
Bikki had most success in the USA, possibly due to renowned American solo artists Stephanie Fierce and Raven Comatose featuring on the songs "Halo" and "Suffragette" respectively. Also featuring were Madbirds ("Halo"), and on the surprise B-side "Break", Firecracker 47.
"If Shakira had it off with You Me At Six, I'd watch .... I mean, erm, 'Break' is what you'd get," says James Kairiri of Firecracker 47. "It's Bikki's comeback at Laura. It's a shame that it was only a B-side, it's really catchy, if this was the lead single you'd have everyone singing it all day long."

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#10 Posted : 18 October 2009 00:32:03(UTC)
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Stephanie Fierce: I wish I had time to promote it myself but I didn't have any, I'm too busy with all these interviews and stuff. I felt bad. Are you planning to shoot a music video for it?
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#11 Posted : 18 October 2009 06:55:45(UTC)
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@Stephanie - I don't know if there's one for "Halo" planned, probably is, prepare to dare to not wear much at all. The "Suffragette" video is pathetically slutty.
@Billy - Loves her? HA! What trash has Bikki been telling you? Bikki cheated on her fiancé and abused my little brother. SHE IS A WHORE!
@the stats - who cares, I still have a better song.
-Laura Firecracker.
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#12 Posted : 18 October 2009 07:33:18(UTC)
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Dean: Abused your brother? How? Doesn't he have a mind of his own now? It's people like you that cause so many problems in the world: you blame other people's actions and their consequences on somebody else. Give your brother some credit and let him get on with his life. Maybe you should let go of your suffocating grasp on him and find a life of your own as well. He's an adult, he can have sex with whoever he wants. Oh, and considering he was able to impregnate Bikki, I don't think he was having too much of a horrible time.
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#13 Posted : 18 October 2009 10:00:14(UTC)
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Joshy : Yup. It's true. I love her. She's not coercing me or abusing me into saying that, and when she slept with me that one time - yes, ONE time - it was a double consensus, you can't stuff the blame on one side more than the other. So this is as much about me as it is about her .... you're kicking yourself right up the arse, Laura.
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#14 Posted : 18 October 2009 11:10:20(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
Joshy : Yup. It's true. I love her. She's not coercing me or abusing me into saying that, and when she slept with me that one time - yes, ONE time - it was a double consensus, you can't stuff the blame on one side more than the other. So this is as much about me as it is about her .... you're kicking yourself right up the arse, Laura.


Kit:Jimmy, is not going to be happy about this.....
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Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


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I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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#15 Posted : 18 October 2009 11:14:02(UTC)
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Jimmy:I'm not gonna freak out, I'm not gonna freak out, I'm not gonna freak out.I'm just gonna get even.
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I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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#16 Posted : 19 October 2009 12:15:27(UTC)
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Sophy-Cat : Jimmy. Bik's gone into hiding pretty much, afraid you'll hurt her and therefore hurt or kill the babies - and she's still sure they're yours - or attack her best friend. Either sort it out or break it up. Whether you let Bik make a one-off mistake is entirely up to you. Either way, she's scared and it isn't good for anyone.
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#17 Posted : 19 October 2009 13:03:27(UTC)
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Sophy-Cat : Jimmy. Bik's gone into hiding pretty much, afraid you'll hurt her and therefore hurt or kill the babies - and she's still sure they're yours - or attack her best friend. Either sort it out or break it up. Whether you let Bik make a one-off mistake is entirely up to you. Either way, she's scared and it isn't good for anyone.


Jimmy:I would never hurt her! And I'm not gonna hurt Joshy, you'll see what will happen in a few days.
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Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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