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Well, I got about a minute in, and then tore out my own eyes ad flushed them down the toilet, burst my eardrums with a pair of scissors, and hit myself on the head with Book Two of The Complete Calvin & Hobbes to try and wipe my short term memory, and it didn't work so then I sprayed WD-40 down my throat and killed myself. Thanks. |
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Gildermershina wrote:Well, I got about a minute in, and then tore out my own eyes ad flushed them down the toilet, burst my eardrums with a pair of scissors, and hit myself on the head with Book Two of The Complete Calvin & Hobbes to try and wipe my short term memory, and it didn't work so then I sprayed WD-40 down my throat and killed myself. Thanks. Do it again.
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Gildermershina wrote:Well, I got about a minute in, and then tore out my own eyes ad flushed them down the toilet, burst my eardrums with a pair of scissors, and hit myself on the head with Book Two of The Complete Calvin & Hobbes to try and wipe my short term memory, and it didn't work so then I sprayed WD-40 down my throat and killed myself. Thanks. I would have just shot myself immediatley but that would work...if you ingested a whole carton of the stuff... |
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Captain Insano wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Well, I got about a minute in, and then tore out my own eyes ad flushed them down the toilet, burst my eardrums with a pair of scissors, and hit myself on the head with Book Two of The Complete Calvin & Hobbes to try and wipe my short term memory, and it didn't work so then I sprayed WD-40 down my throat and killed myself. Thanks. I would have just shot myself immediatley but that would work...if you ingested a whole carton of the stuff... Oh that's even better, do it! do it! do it!
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Captain Insano wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Well, I got about a minute in, and then tore out my own eyes ad flushed them down the toilet, burst my eardrums with a pair of scissors, and hit myself on the head with Book Two of The Complete Calvin & Hobbes to try and wipe my short term memory, and it didn't work so then I sprayed WD-40 down my throat and killed myself. Thanks. I would have just shot myself immediatley but that would work...if you ingested a whole carton of the stuff... No guns to hand. However, all the items I mentioned are within several metres of my seat. Including the toilet. Edited by user 27 September 2009 01:00:52(UTC)
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Gildermershina wrote:Captain Insano wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Well, I got about a minute in, and then tore out my own eyes ad flushed them down the toilet, burst my eardrums with a pair of scissors, and hit myself on the head with Book Two of The Complete Calvin & Hobbes to try and wipe my short term memory, and it didn't work so then I sprayed WD-40 down my throat and killed myself. Thanks. I would have just shot myself immediatley but that would work...if you ingested a whole carton of the stuff... No guns to hand. However, all the items I mentioned are within several meters of my seat. Including the toilet. You sit at the toilet whilst using your computer? Yet I digress from the topic at hand! That's the strangest thing I've seen..admittedly I stopped listening after Tyra said they are gay for pay but yeah...they are gay. Edited by user 27 September 2009 01:00:38(UTC)
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Captain Insano wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Captain Insano wrote:Gildermershina wrote:Well, I got about a minute in, and then tore out my own eyes ad flushed them down the toilet, burst my eardrums with a pair of scissors, and hit myself on the head with Book Two of The Complete Calvin & Hobbes to try and wipe my short term memory, and it didn't work so then I sprayed WD-40 down my throat and killed myself. Thanks. I would have just shot myself immediatley but that would work...if you ingested a whole carton of the stuff... No guns to hand. However, all the items I mentioned are within several meters of my seat. Including the toilet. You sit at the toilet whilst using your computer? Yet I digress from the topic at hand! That's the strangest thing I've seen..admittedly I stopped listening after Tyra said they are gay for pay but yeah...they are gay. No, but if the bathroom door was open his toilet is within spitting distance (quite literally, 2.5m at most) of his seat at his computer desk. And yeah, I laughed at your spelling metres wrong Paul. How on earth did you manage that? |
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do not be born homosexual gay lesbian bisexual no of course not it's about age time years for example to become just like this but not be born with this sexuality anatomy anyway it's impossible!
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meh, do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.
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Originally Posted by: vodami92  do not be born homosexual gay lesbian bisexual no of course not it's about age time years for example to become just like this but not be born with this sexuality anatomy anyway it's impossible! I was born holding a Madonna album so I beg to differ... |
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Originally Posted by: BrownSugar Originally Posted by: vodami92 do not be born homosexual gay lesbian bisexual no of course not it's about age time years for example to become just like this but not be born with this sexuality anatomy anyway it's impossible! I was born holding a Madonna album so I beg to differ... musta been hell for your mom. the title of this topic made me think about something. the military. why would any gay or trans person want to serve in the military? when i was 18 the recruiters were hitting our school hard. and i always refused on the grounds that i refuse to fight for what america stands for. even as a straight,white,male ....they werent getting me. which probably worked out well. this was the late 90's. how the time line worked out i probably would have been sent to afghanistan or iraq. |
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i'm sorry if it sounded like that, but that's how it is
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I remember when it was illegal to disclose your sexuality in the military with don't ask don't tell. Holy shit. Kind of sad.
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