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Offline Read hard  
#1 Posted : 17 September 2018 05:17:21(UTC)
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The Bitch: Recently we've released two quite unsuccesful singles.

Robin Banks: I wrote both these hit singles! I should be proud!


First one was Puppetry: http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=94654

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Puppetry (Robin Banks)

Verse 1

You're doing everything faster
Say you'd do anything
In the hands of your master
Hanging on a string
Going to all the classes
That the teacher assigned
kissing asses, following the masses
Not using your own mind

Chorus

This is puppetry
Whoah ah ah puppetry


Verse 2

You attended wembley
1990 and cheered with rest so bored
You're stuck at the assembley
line like you're making cars for Ford
You're climbing that ladder
Like some kind of puppet now
but that doesn't really matter
there's no way you can get up it now


Mosquitos (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Nowadays I'm just eating mosquitos
and people tell me I just can't eat those
They I could chips and put them into dips
So why would I eat mosquitos?

Chorus

Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I like 'em more than Doritos
Mosquitos
Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I love'em more than cheetos
mosquitos

Verse 2

Nowadays I've started doing mosquitos
and now I know you just can't beat those
I like'em more than hugs, and I like em' more than drugs
I get high on mosquitos

Chorus

Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I like 'em more than my weed dose
Mosquitos
Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I love'em more than bandidos
mosquitos


Verse 3

Nowadays when I eat I just make some mosquitos
Much more healthy than stuffing myself with Wheetos
Much more nutriotious and I don't have to do dishes
and best of all I get rid of mosquitos

Chorus

Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I like 'em more than Burritos
Mosquitos
Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I wish that I could breed those
mosquitos


and then there's Choose

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Choose (lyrics by Robin Banks)


Verse 1

It's a summer night
I'm going out for ice cream
if I don't get that shit
I'm sure that I'll scream
Then I got to that stand
And there stood a little man
The girl in front of me wanted mint
and that is what he gave her
and it made me think, I had to pick a flavor

Chorus

I gotta choose
It's hard to choose
I think I'm gonna lose
I'm gonna choose

Verse 2

It's Christmas eve
I'm going out to presents
should have done in before
I'll never learn my lesson
I went to the store
I didn't know what was in store
My girlfriend didn't tell me
if she wanted diamonds or pearls?
What should i get for my favorite girl?


Binge Eating
(lyrics by the Bitch)


Verse 1

All my friends start to cringe
everytime that I binge
I eat lots of spaghetti from the freezer
I'll to some 50s diner
and call the waiter a "vagina"
and then I'm ready for some greaser

Chorus

Binge eating
nanana

Verse 2

The cops stand with hands in a clench
every time I start to binge
I eat and eat, I forget to take showers
And then they though that I will
go home with myself for netflix and chill
watch the entire series within 24 hours
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Offline freestylechamp  
#2 Posted : 18 September 2018 04:34:00(UTC)
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Chris: Clearly that first song is about playing with your "Puppet" when you get older. Ah youth and the high sexual drive

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Offline erich hess  
#3 Posted : 18 September 2018 05:43:19(UTC)
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Erich: God damned filthy puppets. Every one of them longs to be fisted or fingered. Not a decent one in the bunch.

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"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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Offline Read hard  
#4 Posted : 18 September 2018 19:40:15(UTC)
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Robin Banks: It all makes sense to me now!
Offline Read hard  
#5 Posted : 18 September 2018 19:40:40(UTC)
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The Bitch: Robin is a pervert. I can't believed my sister married him.

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