The Bitch: Recently we've released two quite unsuccesful singles.
Robin Banks: I wrote both these hit singles! I should be proud!
First one was Puppetry:
http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=94654Puppetry (Robin Banks)
Verse 1
You're doing everything faster
Say you'd do anything
In the hands of your master
Hanging on a string
Going to all the classes
That the teacher assigned
kissing asses, following the masses
Not using your own mind
Chorus
This is puppetry
Whoah ah ah puppetry
Verse 2
You attended wembley
1990 and cheered with rest so bored
You're stuck at the assembley
line like you're making cars for Ford
You're climbing that ladder
Like some kind of puppet now
but that doesn't really matter
there's no way you can get up it now
Mosquitos (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
Nowadays I'm just eating mosquitos
and people tell me I just can't eat those
They I could chips and put them into dips
So why would I eat mosquitos?
Chorus
Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I like 'em more than Doritos
Mosquitos
Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I love'em more than cheetos
mosquitos
Verse 2
Nowadays I've started doing mosquitos
and now I know you just can't beat those
I like'em more than hugs, and I like em' more than drugs
I get high on mosquitos
Chorus
Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I like 'em more than my weed dose
Mosquitos
Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I love'em more than bandidos
mosquitos
Verse 3
Nowadays when I eat I just make some mosquitos
Much more healthy than stuffing myself with Wheetos
Much more nutriotious and I don't have to do dishes
and best of all I get rid of mosquitos
Chorus
Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I like 'em more than Burritos
Mosquitos
Mosquitos Mosquitos
I love to eat mosquitos
I wish that I could breed those
mosquitos
and then there's Choose
http://www.therockstarga...ingle.asp?SingleID=95465Choose (lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
It's a summer night
I'm going out for ice cream
if I don't get that shit
I'm sure that I'll scream
Then I got to that stand
And there stood a little man
The girl in front of me wanted mint
and that is what he gave her
and it made me think, I had to pick a flavor
Chorus
I gotta choose
It's hard to choose
I think I'm gonna lose
I'm gonna choose
Verse 2
It's Christmas eve
I'm going out to presents
should have done in before
I'll never learn my lesson
I went to the store
I didn't know what was in store
My girlfriend didn't tell me
if she wanted diamonds or pearls?
What should i get for my favorite girl?
Binge Eating (lyrics by the Bitch)
Verse 1
All my friends start to cringe
everytime that I binge
I eat lots of spaghetti from the freezer
I'll to some 50s diner
and call the waiter a "vagina"
and then I'm ready for some greaser
Chorus
Binge eating
nanana
Verse 2
The cops stand with hands in a clench
every time I start to binge
I eat and eat, I forget to take showers
And then they though that I will
go home with myself for netflix and chill
watch the entire series within 24 hours