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Read hard		#1 Posted : 26 November 2019 08:57:32(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		The Bitch: We couldn't really think of a name for this album, it was either "Go Down and out" or "Are Down and Out", so I suppose it's both. The album didn't really make any top ten charts, but sold quite a few copies. https://www.therockstarg..._album.asp?AlbumID=38200 Geography Bands (lyrics by Robin Banks) Verse 1 I wanna take you on a Journey A good guide for a Foreigner I just found out that Joe South Is no regular entertainer I had the final countdown with Europe A heated moment with Asia Been to America with S&G And in Blue Swede hooked me like a glacier Chorus Yeah I'm into geography bands I'm taking ya with me girl Put headphones on and take my hand And we're going 'round the world Verse 2 If you wanna see Boston You don't need more than a feeling And dust in the wind in Kansas Sure is appealing Wih Men at Work I've been down under A heated moment with Asia I've been to Africa with Toto and to Russia with Anastacia Bridge I've played with Dresden Dolls Got under Texas' skin I've been rapping with Timbuktu and got my breath taken by Berlin A Razor Head (Lyrics by Poo Peter) Verse 1 One day little Johnny said "I'm gonna shaved my head" "It's gonna get me lots of sex" "And I'll look like the guy from American History X Now he's a razor head Shaved off all his damn hair He's got tattoos everywhere Red suspenders and Doc Marten boots Changed from Screwdriver to Reggae and Roots Now he's a razor head Losers (lyrics by the Bitch) Verse 1 Some lose the championship They score no points as they end up on that trip They try and try but it's no use They lose in life, they lose in court They lose in love, they lose in sports Whatever they do, they always lose Chorus They are losers whoah ah ah Losers They forgot how much it costed now Yeah losers And they've (really) really lost it now Verse 2 Some lose their temper too often and throw their shoes Now they got nothing on their feet They lost what they put there As they lost their footwear Just as the drummer lost the beat Verse 3 Some lose their virginity And fuck into infinity And they never get stuck with blue balls Now that line has been crossed Guess it's better having loved and lost than not having lost at all #metoo for U2 (Lyrics by the Bitch) Verse 1 All Ireland is in shock Their icons of rock don't know what their action has meant A man showed up in a raw suit Serving them with a lawsuit For Misconduct and sexual harrasment Chorus Now it's #metoo for U2 They got the bandrooms full of lube No one should have U2 inside of them Except maybe YouTube Verse 2 Lawyer showed up to a show by U2 He had to stay off that ledge He said it'd be an honor to do the job pro-Bono and he really lived on the Edge Mustache Sally (lyrics by Poo Peter) Verse 1 I've met a girl I'm so into She might think I'm a perv But after all that I had been through I think I do deserve Someone to care for me When I'm lacking care Someone who is there for me With a bit of facial hair Chorus They call her Mustache Sally! but I want her to be my girl! Verse 2 They say that they misbehave that she should spend her cash On getting a razorblade to shave So she doesn't have to sport that stache She doesn't have to be brave for me I love her the she is She doesn't have to shave for me I love her mustache kiss Edited by user 26 November 2019 08:58:54(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified

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Read hard		#2 Posted : 26 November 2019 09:22:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/04/2013(UTC) Posts: 372 Thanks: 36 times Was thanked: 303 time(s) in 179 post(s)		She Calls Another Dude "Bae" Now (lyrics by the Bitch) Verse 1 I starred one more time at her photograph Thinking of times she would make me laugh We'd go to the Italian restaurant And eat as much as we want But one day our love just ended I don't like it, but I can't pretend it wasn't for the best But there's something I gotta get off my chest Chorus I saw her with him Now life seems so dim and I suppose it's gonna be that way now And I heard her make a vow She calls another dude "bae" now And it must be over now Verse 2 I called her up just so I could hear her voice but I couldn't hear a thing except static noise She must have been driving in one of those tunnels Or been at the bathroom at McDonalds But I'm pretty sure she must've been Out on a date and been with him And it sucks I can't let her go There's just something I want her to know Chorus If I had one more try Maybe it could be her and I There are just so many things I'd like to say now But if she's gonna hear I'll have to shout But she calls another dude "bae" now So it was never gonna work out Bridge "Bae" is such a ridiculous nickname But I still wish that's what she'd call me If she picked up and I heard her say "hey" That'd be the only thing that would calm me Chorus And it's such a shame That love has become a game That I sure wouldn't know how to play now It wasn't meant to be Cuz she calls another dude "bae" now Like she used to do with me Down and out (lyrics by Gory I. Lids) Verse 1 Dark as night There is no ligt Everything falls apart With broken dreams and broken hearts I've lost the will I must be killed Will cry until Chorus There are no tears left No hopes, but no fears left There's no down I'm going down and out Without a dream Just with a scream And a little shout I am down and out Verse 2 Light as day It won't come my way I guess death could come and I'm on the run from life itself From someone else I think I need help Papertrail and Chemtrails (lyrics by Robin Banks) Follow the papertrail Grab the lion by his tail You will see chemtrails And all of Hillary's emails Follow the garden gnome He is gonna take you home So you won't feel alone Laughing wth your funny bone Fake I.D (lyrics by The Bitch) Verse 1 So I got a fake I.D I'm going out to get chicks And maybe catch V.D and lop off that dick I'm going on fifty and I am way too old to score with gals that are nifty they only stare at me cold Chorus So I'm getting Fake I.D Whoah ah!!! Verse 2 I'm going to nightclubs Where only nineteen year olds go So that I frequent the oldtimer pub Is something they aren't supposed to know So if they think I'm old I showed them my I.D and uniform then they know I am pure gold And they'll take me to their dorm Playing with the Gun (lyrics by Poo Peter) Verse 1 I'm up in my room Playing with my gun Maybe I'll shoot it off and I will have some fun I think maybe I should join a shooting range instead Cuz I don't want my friends to find bullets in my bed Chorus I am playing with the gun I'm the only one Verse 2 I'm down in the basement Playing with my gun I'm often shooting up with the rise of the sun It keeps me away from all the pain And this gun it's in the same vain Edited by user 26 November 2019 09:29:37(UTC) \| Reason: Not specified

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