The Bitch: We couldn't really think of a name for this album, it was either "Go Down and out" or "Are Down and Out", so I suppose it's both.
The album didn't really make any top ten charts, but sold quite a few copies.
https://www.therockstarg..._album.asp?AlbumID=38200Geography Bands (lyrics by Robin Banks)
Verse 1
I wanna take you on a Journey
A good guide for a Foreigner
I just found out that Joe South
Is no regular entertainer
I had the final countdown with Europe
A heated moment with Asia
Been to America with S&G
And in Blue Swede hooked me like a glacier
Chorus
Yeah I'm into geography bands
I'm taking ya with me girl
Put headphones on and take my hand
And we're going 'round the world
Verse 2
If you wanna see Boston
You don't need more than a feeling
And dust in the wind in Kansas
Sure is appealing
Wih Men at Work I've been down under
A heated moment with Asia
I've been to Africa with Toto
and to Russia with Anastacia
Bridge
I've played with Dresden Dolls
Got under Texas' skin
I've been rapping with Timbuktu
and got my breath taken by Berlin
A Razor Head (Lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
One day little Johnny said
"I'm gonna shaved my head"
"It's gonna get me lots of sex"
"And I'll look like the guy from American History X
Now he's a razor head
Shaved off all his damn hair
He's got tattoos everywhere
Red suspenders and Doc Marten boots
Changed from Screwdriver to Reggae and Roots
Now he's a razor head
Losers (lyrics by the Bitch)
Verse 1
Some lose the championship
They score no points as they end up on that trip
They try and try but it's no use
They lose in life, they lose in court
They lose in love, they lose in sports
Whatever they do, they always lose
Chorus
They are losers whoah ah ah
Losers
They forgot how much it costed now
Yeah losers
And they've (really) really lost it now
Verse 2
Some lose their temper too
often and throw their shoes
Now they got nothing on their feet
They lost what they put there
As they lost their footwear
Just as the drummer lost the beat
Verse 3
Some lose their virginity
And fuck into infinity
And they never get stuck with blue balls
Now that line has been crossed
Guess it's better having loved and lost
than not having lost at all
#metoo for U2 (Lyrics by the Bitch)
Verse 1
All Ireland is in shock
Their icons of rock
don't know what their action has meant
A man showed up in a raw suit
Serving them with a lawsuit
For Misconduct and sexual harrasment
Chorus
Now it's #metoo for U2
They got the bandrooms full of lube
No one should have U2 inside of them
Except maybe YouTube
Verse 2
Lawyer showed up to
a show by U2
He had to stay off that ledge
He said it'd be an honor
to do the job pro-Bono
and he really lived on the Edge
Mustache Sally (lyrics by Poo Peter)
Verse 1
I've met a girl I'm so into
She might think I'm a perv
But after all that I had been through
I think I do deserve
Someone to care for me
When I'm lacking care
Someone who is there for me
With a bit of facial hair
Chorus
They call her Mustache Sally!
but I want her to be my girl!
Verse 2
They say that they misbehave
that she should spend her cash
On getting a razorblade to shave
So she doesn't have to sport that stache
She doesn't have to be brave for me
I love her the she is
She doesn't have to shave for me
I love her mustache kiss
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