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David Byrne is unable to take responsibility for his own social inadequacies that manifestly prevent him from taking his necessary rest. Additionally, his insomnia is caused by the apparent combustion of his bedding. He suggests you refrain from physical contact because he is currently carrying an electrical charge.
David Byrne is a mentally unstable murderer, and it would be prudent if you exited the vicinity post haste, a point which he backs up with hysterical yelping.
He observes you opening a discussion that you will be unable to conclude, and that although you use many words, you do not convey a great deal of meaning. When David Byrne does not wish to express an opinion, he does not attempt to do so. Once any necessary information has been given, why must it be given again?
David Byrne is a mentally unstable murderer, and it would be prudent if you exited the vicinity post haste. To make this point clear, he repeats this, and punctuates it again with hysterical yelping.
For effect, he quotes several common French language idioms that might be appropriate assuming a common base of knowledge and familiarity with this cultural shorthand.
He goes on to posit that the human condition is one of sheer vanity and short-sightedness, but indicates a deep-seated loathing for those unable to maintain the proper social etiquette.
David Byrne is a mentally unstable murderer, and it would be prudent if you exited the vicinity post haste. He once more concludes with hysterical yelping.Boy this novel is full of pretentious gibberish filler... Edited by user 07 November 2009 03:32:23(UTC)
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And again, I like it... Being pretentious is A-okay in literature.
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My iPod decided that skullcandies are not acceptable. Guess I'll be using a AUX cable for a while... |
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Thorgrim wrote:And again, I like it... Being pretentious is A-okay in literature. I'm assuming you missed the whole joke of that section. That I stole from Ryan North. |
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Gildermershina wrote:Thorgrim wrote:And again, I like it... Being pretentious is A-okay in literature. I'm assuming you missed the whole joke of that section. That I stole from Ryan North. Never heard of him, I'm afraid.
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Anyone else's 81-year-old grandma listen to Slayer? O.o |
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Last night I was at a little gathering at Adam and Lianne's.
I learned this morning at some point I pissed on a pile of Lianne's clothes.
She loves me.
I'm so charming. |
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xNightsidex wrote:Last night I was at a little gathering at Adam and Lianne's.
I learned this morning at some point I pissed on a pile of Lianne's clothes.
She loves me.
I'm so charming. What are an alcoholic anorexic cat? |
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Gildermershina wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Last night I was at a little gathering at Adam and Lianne's.
I learned this morning at some point I pissed on a pile of Lianne's clothes.
She loves me.
I'm so charming. What are an alcoholic anorexic cat? What what what? o.o |
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xNightsidex wrote:Last night I was at a little gathering at Adam and Lianne's.
I learned this morning at some point I pissed on a pile of Lianne's clothes.
She loves me.
I'm so charming. I was drunk and high last night as well. I am hungover to hell this morning. I am willing to guess that this will repeat itself tonight. |
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This would be the third night in a row as my friend was trying to drag me to see her boyfriend's band play a gig in the town over, but I really, really don't feel up to it. |
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xNightsidex wrote:This would be the third night in a row as my friend was trying to drag me to see her boyfriend's band play a gig in the town over, but I really, really don't feel up to it. The deathcore band? I wanna see it. :( |
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tension101 wrote:xNightsidex wrote:This would be the third night in a row as my friend was trying to drag me to see her boyfriend's band play a gig in the town over, but I really, really don't feel up to it. The deathcore band? I wanna see it. :( Different boyfriend now, they had a breakup last month which was relatively worrying. Same style of music though. The new boyfriend is on my music course. I still hold no bars in saying it's gash. |
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xNightsidex wrote:tension101 wrote:xNightsidex wrote:This would be the third night in a row as my friend was trying to drag me to see her boyfriend's band play a gig in the town over, but I really, really don't feel up to it. The deathcore band? I wanna see it. :( Different boyfriend now, they had a breakup last month which was relatively worrying. Same style of music though. The new boyfriend is on my music course. I still hold no bars in saying it's gash. Oh. Well I still wanna see it. XP |
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I'm partying again tonight, so fuck you all. :) Edited by user 08 November 2009 05:00:26(UTC)
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tension101 wrote:so fuck you all. :) I'll pass, thanks for the offer. |
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Just finished watching Dear Jack - a documentary on the life of Andrew McMahon (of Jack's Mannequin and Something Corporate) and his struggle with cancer. I was amazed. It's probably one of the most upsetting things I've ever seen, but it was really inspirational too. I recommend it.
Now, I watched it illegally, so I'm off to make a donation to the Dear Jack Foundation, cause I feel cruel. |
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Last night at my cousins wedding was an affirmation that some people should never, ever be allowed to speak publicly lest they go off on some rambling unrelated direction about life in the 1850's. I couldn't quite fathom the relevance to the current situation, nor could my drunk uncle who was about to let fly with obscenities aimed at him. Thankfully free beer dulled the pain. |
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