The Bitch: After the became a bit easier to deal with we have stoppe doing online streaming tours. we've only toured physically inb some places and when we released our newest album "in Decent Exposure" we weren't able to tour so many places on this wonderful planet , so we decided to only release the album in Europe and US because that's where we toured. And when we had toured other places we saw it as a good idea to tour other continents and we released an "international version" of the album. This will also most likely make us more money whoop! The original album has sold over a million copies even if it was only released in two continents. We don't know if the world is ready for it, but the IV is now also finally released! The IV includes a bonus track called "The Underest Dog" from the "Aunty Hero" single. "Aunty Hero" is also a hidden track on this edition, so don't worry!

Poo Peter: Our best album in years! I think "Good Girl" is one of my most serious songs about a girl who was forced into the adult business I love so much. Made me love it less actually.

Robin Banks: We're taking on the world again!^

Gory I. Lids: Hey, where's my song? Damn. I forgot to write a song for this album. If you don't know the song I co-wrote. Can't win 'em all.


Original: https://www.therockstarg..._album.asp?AlbumID=41674



International: https://www.therockstarg..._album.asp?AlbumID=41739



1 Mountain View (lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

I went to a mountain top
I met a girl called Harriet
I said "I love the view"
she said "Why don't you marry it?"
I could watch my life from above
A beautiful view of the town
A perfect gaze at the place that I love
Knowing how fucking far it is down

Chorus

I just enjoy the mountain view
I know that there's nothing I won't do
Just to enjoy it one more time
with all the good times on my mind

Verse 2

When I started to walk down
I met Harriet once more
I found a dream of a perfect lover
but I had to burry it once more
What is a single boy to do
When he's looking for the one
When she doesn't appreciate the mountain view
or the evening sun

Decent Exposure (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

We meet your demands
We're rock group of your dreams
and now it seems
We're better than before
Sure there are other bands
but please don't tell us of them
Cuz that will only make us jealous of them
because they done so much more

Chorus

We're the band that will give you to joy
For you to dig for you to enjoy
Here to give you rock, here to give you closure
and all we're asking in return is some decent exposure

Verse 2

Get it through your head
We're here to destroy
but also bring some joy
We're easy to expose
I guess it must be said
I was one of the quiet ones
But I was part of a riot once
and you can too if you come to our shows

Bridge

In decent exposure
We are in decent exposure
In decent exposure

Good Girl (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

She's a good girl
Does what they say
She's a good girl
And we look the other way
Snatched away from her parents
At a young age she got her bearings
When she was just 18
You could watch her bathing
When she turned twenty
You could see her with many
You watched her be a good girl

Verse 2

She's a good girl
Always dressed to kill
She's a good girl
Always against her will
She became their little doll
Someone they could control
A pretty little lady
Doing stuff we thought was shady
But she got the world turning
And got some lights burning
When she was a good girl


Verse 3

She's a good girl
She's been for so long
She's a good girl
Isn't this a Tom Petty song?
They told her how to behave
She was essentially their slave
You just couldn't have guest what
Christmas she got those chestnuts
Now she's 24
And they don't need her anymore
Still she's a good girl


Getting Old and Portly (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I gained a bunch of pounds
And to my age I add a number
and I am so old now
it is a such a bummer

Chorus

I am getting old and portly
The pounds get growing
I Can't get going
I am getting old and portly

Verse 2

I'm floppy round my waste
My old pants stopped fitting
I often feel like just staying
on the toilet after shitting


The Pledge (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

So I got an email telling me that
to be admitted to a frat
I had to pledges and tests
And one of the pledges
Was giving freshmen wedgies
and serve pubes to my dinner guests
So I got admitted to
The Beta house of course
And I got aquitted
for the crimes that I did cause

Chorus

This is the pledge!
Streak down the quad or jump from the ledge
Go to a U2 concert and pretend you are The Edge
This is the pledge!

Verse 2

They will honor me for etirnity
My brothers in the fratirnity
They go over your family, your kids, your spouse
Your frat bros never fail
you, now that you're a beta male
We're all beta males in the Beta House
Fart when others do yoga
serve the Dean with toilet paper
Treat every class like a toga
Give stinkbombs to your neighbor

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