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#1 Posted : 24 November 2021 03:52:52(UTC)
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The Bitch: After the became a bit easier to deal with we have stoppe doing online streaming tours. we've only toured physically inb some places and when we released our newest album "in Decent Exposure" we weren't able to tour so many places on this wonderful planet , so we decided to only release the album in Europe and US because that's where we toured. And when we had toured other places we saw it as a good idea to tour other continents and we released an "international version" of the album. This will also most likely make us more money whoop! The original album has sold over a million copies even if it was only released in two continents. We don't know if the world is ready for it, but the IV is now also finally released! The IV includes a bonus track called "The Underest Dog" from the "Aunty Hero" single. "Aunty Hero" is also a hidden track on this edition, so don't worry!

Poo Peter: Our best album in years! I think "Good Girl" is one of my most serious songs about a girl who was forced into the adult business I love so much. Made me love it less actually.

Robin Banks: We're taking on the world again!^

Gory I. Lids: Hey, where's my song? Damn. I forgot to write a song for this album. If you don't know the song I co-wrote. Can't win 'em all.


Original: https://www.therockstarg..._album.asp?AlbumID=41674

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International: https://www.therockstarg..._album.asp?AlbumID=41739

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1 Mountain View (lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

I went to a mountain top
I met a girl called Harriet
I said "I love the view"
she said "Why don't you marry it?"
I could watch my life from above
A beautiful view of the town
A perfect gaze at the place that I love
Knowing how fucking far it is down

Chorus

I just enjoy the mountain view
I know that there's nothing I won't do
Just to enjoy it one more time
with all the good times on my mind

Verse 2

When I started to walk down
I met Harriet once more
I found a dream of a perfect lover
but I had to burry it once more
What is a single boy to do
When he's looking for the one
When she doesn't appreciate the mountain view
or the evening sun

Decent Exposure (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

We meet your demands
We're rock group of your dreams
and now it seems
We're better than before
Sure there are other bands
but please don't tell us of them
Cuz that will only make us jealous of them
because they done so much more

Chorus

We're the band that will give you to joy
For you to dig for you to enjoy
Here to give you rock, here to give you closure
and all we're asking in return is some decent exposure

Verse 2

Get it through your head
We're here to destroy
but also bring some joy
We're easy to expose
I guess it must be said
I was one of the quiet ones
But I was part of a riot once
and you can too if you come to our shows

Bridge

In decent exposure
We are in decent exposure
In decent exposure

Good Girl (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

She's a good girl
Does what they say
She's a good girl
And we look the other way
Snatched away from her parents
At a young age she got her bearings
When she was just 18
You could watch her bathing
When she turned twenty
You could see her with many
You watched her be a good girl

Verse 2

She's a good girl
Always dressed to kill
She's a good girl
Always against her will
She became their little doll
Someone they could control
A pretty little lady
Doing stuff we thought was shady
But she got the world turning
And got some lights burning
When she was a good girl


Verse 3

She's a good girl
She's been for so long
She's a good girl
Isn't this a Tom Petty song?
They told her how to behave
She was essentially their slave
You just couldn't have guest what
Christmas she got those chestnuts
Now she's 24
And they don't need her anymore
Still she's a good girl


Getting Old and Portly (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I gained a bunch of pounds
And to my age I add a number
and I am so old now
it is a such a bummer

Chorus

I am getting old and portly
The pounds get growing
I Can't get going
I am getting old and portly

Verse 2

I'm floppy round my waste
My old pants stopped fitting
I often feel like just staying
on the toilet after shitting


The Pledge (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

So I got an email telling me that
to be admitted to a frat
I had to pledges and tests
And one of the pledges
Was giving freshmen wedgies
and serve pubes to my dinner guests
So I got admitted to
The Beta house of course
And I got aquitted
for the crimes that I did cause

Chorus

This is the pledge!
Streak down the quad or jump from the ledge
Go to a U2 concert and pretend you are The Edge
This is the pledge!

Verse 2

They will honor me for etirnity
My brothers in the fratirnity
They go over your family, your kids, your spouse
Your frat bros never fail
you, now that you're a beta male
We're all beta males in the Beta House
Fart when others do yoga
serve the Dean with toilet paper
Treat every class like a toga
Give stinkbombs to your neighbor

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6 My Pal Eddie (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I have a pal with Edward
and we call him Eddie
He's as cuddly
as my childhood teddy
He read up on Freud
got afraid of his mom
Went to a reader
that read his palm

Chorus

MY pal Eddie
Eddie is oedipal
And my pal Eddie
Eddie's incredible

Verse 2

One day Eddie baked a pie
We called it "Eddie"
and another day he cooked
A bowl of spaghetti
but when Eddie cooked
it wasn't good
We always brought
a spare of food

Chorus

My pal Eddie
Eddie is oedipal
and my pal Eddie's
food is barely edible

Verse 3

Eddie is still the man
he owns his own shoe-store
A little farm down town
with some cows and a rooster
And I'm sparing you
the obvious pun
Cuz Eddie wouldn't like it
he's a cautious one

Chorus

My pal Eddie
Eddie is oedipal
and my pal Eddie
Eddie's unforgettable
Eddie's unforgettable

He's Still Billy Joel to Me (lyrics by Poo Peter)

Verse 1

Some say he's dirivitive
that he tried to be Elton John
But to me it's seems Billy Joel
is the only one
A downtown boy with an uptown girl
A comment on a burning world
He could make us free
He was a piano man
A baby grand
all he wanted to do was dance
But he's still Billy Joel to me

Verse 2

He once said only the good die young
but he is still alive
And people listen to his tunes
when they work nine to five
A stranger running on the ice
And I guess he may be right
sometimes reality sometimes a fantasy
A walk down 52nd street
feeling his enourmous beat
On the river of dreams
but he's still Billy Joel to me

Verse 3

Singer and also entertainer
He gave us doo wop he gave us rock
And he can billions of girls
to cut his lock (Robin: My pal Eddie would appreciate that correction!)
Let a bygone be a bygone
said goodnight Saigon
Movin' out with Anthony
This is the time
being shameless is not is style
that haven't happened for the longest time
but he's always Billy Joel to me

She Got a Cat (lyrics by The Bitch and Gory. I Lids)

Verse 1

Ever since our nasty break up
I think both of us stopped wearing make up
I guess I can say that I'm over her
But there's no way of knowing for sure
But she went to the pet store
Found a kitty named Dumbledore
I think she named it after Lord of the Rings
And I guess I just gotta focus on other things

Chorus

She got a cat
It's furry and fat
Just the way I used to be
Now it seems that
she got a cat
to keep her from thinking about me

Verse 2

One might call her a crazy cat lady
but her dues are paid
even if she's behind some months
I think it only happened once
But she bought a kitty litter
and her old shoes no longer fit her
And I can say the same for my pants
When we no longer go out and dance

Chorus

She got a cat
I got a yoga mat
all it does is eat and pee
He caught a rat
but she got a cat
to keep her from thinking about me

Bridge

I guess it help her
to have that kitten
She keeps making yarn
she keeps making mittens
but can't she see
that the cat looks just like me?


Chorus

She got a cat
look where it shat
now she doesn't have to be so lonely
That's where it's at
she got a cat
To keep her from thinking about me

Aunty Hero (lyrics by The Bitch)

Verse 1

She's got them in pieces
Three nephews and two nieces
She's capable without a cape
ther'es no escape

Chorus

From aunty hero
She doesn't need to change her outfit
to say the day
Aunty hero
She just simply know about shit
to say the day


Verse 2

She has four pairs of panties
And she wears them twice because she's aunty
She shows you you can
be an every woman or an every man


M.I A.W.O.L (lyrics The Bitch and Gory I. Lids)

Verse 1

I'm heading out
I'm giving up
I'm just not livin' up
to the modern world
to my modern girl
And I am M.I.A
hey hey hey

Chorus

DOA DNA
ey ey ey ey
I'm no longer on your payroll
roll in shit I can deal with it
You can't fire me cuz I quit
I'm going M.I A.W.O.L

Verse 2

I'm in pain
I am hurting
I am finally deserting
from the modern world
from my modern girl
I am A.W.O.L
oh oh oh



The Underest Dog (lyrics by Robin Banks)

Verse 1

I wasn't on the list
the day we heard the contestants
It made it sting
in all my intestines
so they won't see me as I ride into the fog
I guess that makes me the underest dog

Verse 2

I forgot my club
as I head out on the course
And now it just seems
I am beating an old horse
but as you see I have no horse to flog
I guess that makes me the underest dog
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