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Offline Aj  
#21 Posted : 30 November 2009 08:59:52(UTC)
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I think this conversation would be better as just a 'Sex' thread, seeing as no one seems particularly interested in porn music :P
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#22 Posted : 30 November 2009 09:41:42(UTC)
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Aj wrote:
no one seems particularly interested in porn music :P

I think that was the main argument in the thread.

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How is a teenage boy and girl gonna explain that they were just watching porn together and an airstrike occured?

Well, they shouldn't have been watching porn in the first place. There's no law against them being naked together (the only things that apparently need an age of consent, to my knowledge, are boy/girl vaginal sex and boy/boy anal sex), but the porn watching was illegal anyway.

Come to think of it, any young couple could use the "airstrike" excuse - but what boy would 1. think of it while in panic mode and 2. want to say to anyone, let alone a police officer, "I came too soon"?
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#23 Posted : 30 November 2009 10:14:01(UTC)
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Porn music is awesome, porn is boring though.
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#24 Posted : 01 December 2009 04:06:31(UTC)
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The fact you're all discussing the concepts of "airstrike" and scrutinising it really does imply that something is missing from your lives.
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Offline Mouschi  
#25 Posted : 01 December 2009 04:37:49(UTC)
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xNightsidex wrote:
The fact you're all discussing the concepts of "airstrike" and scrutinising it really does imply that something is missing from your lives.

I wouldn't be Bikki if my life was complete. ;)
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#26 Posted : 01 December 2009 04:49:29(UTC)
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Mouschi wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
The fact you're all discussing the concepts of "airstrike" and scrutinising it really does imply that something is missing from your lives.

I wouldn't be Bikki if my life was complete. ;)


...But you're Mouschi. ;)
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Offline Mouschi  
#27 Posted : 01 December 2009 05:40:09(UTC)
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...But you're Mouschi. ;)

Oh yeh, duh, I'm Bikki's nutjob alter ego who talks about airstrikes and porn music. ;)
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#28 Posted : 01 December 2009 06:15:02(UTC)
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What's an airstrike?
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Captain Insano: Well that was rather careless of you..where did you last see it?
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#29 Posted : 01 December 2009 06:18:35(UTC)
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Camille Brooks wrote:
What's an airstrike?


When a mans semen somehow miraculously lands on a woman and or her vagina while he's masturbating

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Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


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I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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#30 Posted : 02 December 2009 07:18:57(UTC)
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Camille Brooks wrote:
What's an airstrike?


When a mans semen somehow miraculously lands on a woman and or her vagina while he's masturbating

but wait, what do you call it when it doesnt fall in? a dud?
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#31 Posted : 02 December 2009 07:28:40(UTC)
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but wait, what do you call it when it doesnt fall in? a dud?

A wank.
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#32 Posted : 02 December 2009 07:29:02(UTC)
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sharinganerror wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Camille Brooks wrote:
What's an airstrike?


When a mans semen somehow miraculously lands on a woman and or her vagina while he's masturbating

but wait, what do you call it when it doesnt fall in? a dud?


if it doesn't fall in, it's just your own pathetic sperm running down your hand, that you had to make come out yourself cuz nobody wants to fucking touch you.
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#33 Posted : 02 December 2009 07:48:25(UTC)
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Mt. Epic wrote:
sharinganerror wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Camille Brooks wrote:
What's an airstrike?


When a mans semen somehow miraculously lands on a woman and or her vagina while he's masturbating

but wait, what do you call it when it doesnt fall in? a dud?


if it doesn't fall in, it's just your own pathetic sperm running down your hand, that you had to make come out yourself cuz nobody wants to fucking touch you.

that's not what I'm saying.. and why would I let it run down my hand? any conscious guy who jacks off knows that tissues must be around somewhere.
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#34 Posted : 02 December 2009 09:25:08(UTC)
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sharinganerror wrote:
Mt. Epic wrote:
sharinganerror wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Camille Brooks wrote:
What's an airstrike?


When a mans semen somehow miraculously lands on a woman and or her vagina while he's masturbating

but wait, what do you call it when it doesnt fall in? a dud?


if it doesn't fall in, it's just your own pathetic sperm running down your hand, that you had to make come out yourself cuz nobody wants to fucking touch you.

that's not what I'm saying.. and why would I let it run down my hand? any conscious guy who jacks off knows that tissues must be around somewhere.


I run for the bathroom for the tissues lol
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#35 Posted : 02 December 2009 09:26:53(UTC)
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#36 Posted : 02 December 2009 12:11:44(UTC)
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Mouschi wrote:
sharinganerror wrote:
but wait, what do you call it when it doesnt fall in? a dud?

A wank.

Indeed
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