stephaniewazhere wrote:Gildermershina wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:If you want a more clear explanation simply read the bible.
I did. All I remember was that you can't sleep in the same bed as your wife when she is menstruating because she is unclean and impure, and so she must be banished to another room. Oh and that if a kid is noisy and disruptive you must by law stone them to death. Oh yeah and "Hey dude, kill your own son." "Why God?" "Because I told you that's why." "Okay, I don't want to, but because I obey mu God, I will." "Actually, I've changed my mind, don't bother..."
Yeah stories from the bible, probably the old testament. Classic ignorance from a person who doesn't believe in god. By the way this reference does not support you have an understanding of the bible.
I like how you don't remember those particular parts...
But yeah, you're right, the Old Testament doesn't count right? All stupid petty meaningless laws, right?
Matthew 5:18-19 (King James Version) wrote:
18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled.
19 Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven.
Wait, what, those laws count too?
Well okay hey, forget Matthew, what does he know the stupid drunk? Here's a few other choice New Testament quotes...
1 Corinthians 14:34-35 (King James Version) wrote:
34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
1 Timothy 2:11-12 (King James Version) wrote:
11 Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection.
12 But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
Oh women, they're so dumb.
Matthew 23:9 (King James Version) wrote:
9 And call no man your father upon the earth: for one is your Father, which is in heaven.
Fair enough. Dad.
James 5:14-15 (King James Version) wrote:
14 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord:
15 And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
Heal the world: drizzle oil and pray.
1 Corinthians 3:18 (King James Version) wrote:
18 Let no man deceive himself. If any man among you seemeth to be wise in this world, let him become a fool, that he may be wise.
Colossians 2:8 (King James Version) wrote:
8 Beware lest any man spoil you through philosophy and vain deceit, after the tradition of men, after the rudiments of the world, and not after Christ.
Gee really? Still on the earthly knowledge is bad thing? I wonder why...
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