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Jakey walks in, after receiving a text telling him to get there.
Jakey: Empty...
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Jakey: I don't know, man, I haven't heard from her in days and I haven't been able to get in touch. I'm on tour, so I can't go and meet up, so if phones don't work, we're pretty much stuck. |
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Jimmy and Davey stumble in with a bunch of bottles
Jimmy:'ey man! What's up dude! |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy and Davey stumble in with a bunch of bottles
Jimmy:'ey man! What's up dude! Jakey: Jimmy! You alright? Wasn't expecting you guys to be about, haha. |
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Jimmy:Uh, drunk, very very drunk, if I was you, you'd be passed out I think
Davey:He's got quite the tolerance
Jimmy:Where's Bikki?I want sex!
Davey:Saying he's had too much to drink is the definition of an understatement.Today alone Jimmy drank about 4 bottles of Absolut,a few Jager shots,and 2 beers, I think he's gonna puke any minute now.
Jimmy grabs his hair and throws up
Davey:Speak of the devil
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Barsteward : If you didn't pay me, I'd make clothes mandatory. Hello ....
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Jakey: Yeah, Jimmy, for a skinny, camp guy I handle my drink surprisingly well. But then, I've got a lot of practice. I'll never live up to you guys though, haha, you consume more booze in a night than I do in a week and you're still ready for more!
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Jimmy:Aw you're too kind!
Davey:He needs to sober up, we need coffee and lots of it
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Mikki is her usual kissy-kissy flirty self. Joshy smiles sweetly with a small wink.
Mikki : Oh hello Jakey! I'm just sharing a bottle of Cabernet with Roxy ....
Roxy : .... and I think I'll need something stronger if she carries on like this. Hi.
Joshy : On the gay drinks, as usual! (: Don't I look cute, James, with my six-inch heels and my Appletini?
James : You look cute in the same way that Sexy Star looks cute. Hey Jakey.
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bikz wrote:Mikki is her usual kissy-kissy flirty self. Joshy smiles sweetly with a small wink.
Mikki : Oh hello Jakey! I'm just sharing a bottle of Cabernet with Roxy ....
Roxy : .... and I think I'll need something stronger if she carries on like this. Hi.
Joshy : On the gay drinks, as usual! (: Don't I look cute, James, with my six-inch heels and my Appletini?
James : You look cute in the same way that Sexy Star looks cute. Hey Jakey.
Joshy : YAY :D Jakey: Joshy - remember when me, you and Star used to go out partying? Such good times haha. Good stuff Mikki, good stuff. Hey James, how're you? |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Joshy - remember when me, you and Star used to go out partying? Such good times haha. Good stuff Mikki, good stuff. Hey James, how're you? Mikki : Good stuff indeed. Joshy : YAY those were the best parties ever! :D James : I wouldn't be surprised, J.Firecracker, you still worship Sexy Star now? Joshy : Well, kind of. James : I'm fine, man. Got over my tourbus hangover, and my Katie hangover. Katie : Yes, I tend to make his head explode. James : But it's worth it. James slips an arm around Katie's waist. Mikki looks at Jakey thinking "I wish I was that close to him". Roxy notices, sighs and lays back in her chair, falling over backwards and breaking her chair. Joshy helps her up, but bursts out laughing.Roxy : Don't be so mean! And why aren't you helping me, Mik? You're closer. Mikki : You deserve to feel the heat for being fat once in a while, girl. Roxy : Whore. |
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Joshy - remember when me, you and Star used to go out partying? Such good times haha. Good stuff Mikki, good stuff. Hey James, how're you? Mikki : Good stuff indeed. Joshy : YAY those were the best parties ever! :D James : I wouldn't be surprised, J.Firecracker, you still worship Sexy Star now? Joshy : Well, kind of. James : I'm fine, man. Got over my tourbus hangover, and my Katie hangover. Katie : Yes, I tend to make his head explode. James : But it's worth it. James slips an arm around Katie's waist. Mikki looks at Jakey thinking "I wish I was that close to him". Roxy notices, sighs and lays back in her chair, falling over backwards and breaking her chair. Joshy helps her up, but bursts out laughing.Roxy : Don't be so mean! And why aren't you helping me, Mik? You're closer. Mikki : You deserve to feel the heat for being fat once in a while, girl. Roxy : Whore. Jakey: Play nice, Mikki! You alright, Roxy? And yeah, James, I hear you're head's not the only thing she makes explode, but you don't have to tell us that one, haha. Joshy - we should hit the clubs again at some point like the good old days. You and Star picking up men, and me standing there awkwardly. We're all a little different since then I guess, it'd be interesting if nothing else. |
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Jimmy:HI JOSHY!I love you!
Davey:He needs more coffee apparently. |
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Mike rolls in after a night out stinking of fags and booze.
Mike[Slurring]: "Evenin' ladies and gents."
Mike stumbles to the bar and makes it to a stool somehow.
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Play nice, Mikki! You alright, Roxy? And yeah, James, I hear you're head's not the only thing she makes explode, but you don't have to tell us that one, haha. Joshy - we should hit the clubs again at some point like the good old days. You and Star picking up men, and me standing there awkwardly. We're all a little different since then I guess, it'd be interesting if nothing else. Roxy : Yeh, I'm OK .... James : Hahaha, you got it! ;) Katie : Shh! Don't wash our dirty linen in public! Joshy : I think Sexy Star would pick up more men than me .... I'd probably just hang out with you .... Joshy slips his arm around Jakey's waist, just under his top, careful to keep it hidden, especially from Katie and Mikki. He's a little scared of Mikki being attracted to Jakey, and Jimmy being attracted to him - and wants to mark his territory, so to speak. |
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Jakey: Yeah, Sexy Star has everyone after him. Sorry for embarrassing you, Katie. I just like to talk about sexual conquests in public!
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Davey:How's F47 going? Roxy : Surprisingly swimmingly! :D Mikki : Our first album - whatever it's called, known as "Joshy's Blunders" - is out soon. Katie : If you lot can get off your arses and finish recording .... James : Katie, you're such a tough one! Trust me, we will. Well, the twins might not. Joshy/Roxy : HEY! Jimmy:I'm waiting for it, really odd mix of music, plus Joshy's on it ;) |
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old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Yeah, Sexy Star has everyone after him. Sorry for embarrassing you, Katie. I just like to talk about sexual conquests in public!
Joshy : And I like to hear about them! :D Mikki : It's like having another Jimmy around .... but hotter .... Roxy : Go flirt with something that isn't taken. Mikki : I like to try my luck! Roxy : Oh, Mikki, how's Chris? Katie : Yeh, we haven't heard from him in a while! Mikki : Chris is - Chris. Roxy : Has Steven met him yet? Mikki blushes bright red, embarrassed, and goes to the ladies' to sort out her make-up.Roxy : I WIN! :D Edited by user 16 February 2010 11:03:07(UTC)
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bikz wrote:old.gregg wrote:Jakey: Yeah, Sexy Star has everyone after him. Sorry for embarrassing you, Katie. I just like to talk about sexual conquests in public!
Joshy : And I like to hear about them! :D Mikki : It's like having another Jimmy around .... but hotter .... Roxy : Go flirt with something that isn't taken. Mikki : I like to try my luck! Roxy : Oh, Mikki, how's Chris? Katie : Yeh, we haven't heard from him in a while! Mikki : Chris is - Chris. Roxy : Has Steven met him yet? Mikki blushes bright red, embarrassed, and goes to the ladies' to sort out her make-up.Roxy : I WIN! :D Jakey: Guys.. Is Mikki hitting on me? Surely she knows who my affections lie with?! "I wish I knew..." Jakey thought to himself. |
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