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Mt. Epic		#2601 Posted : 20 February 2010 09:21:02(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 28/09/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,749 Location: Somewhere in the universe Thanks: 11 times Was thanked: 39 time(s) in 28 post(s)		forkboy wrote: Mt. Epic wrote: so, umm, my mom's a bitch. Me and her got in a fight, and she wishes now that I was never born Hey, Mt. Epic's mother: SNAP! :p lol
		Fuck yo punk ass! Da BBC Kingz gon' getchu!
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tension101		#2602 Posted : 20 February 2010 09:46:03(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 12/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,207 Location: ...Why? Do you wanna go out or something? Was thanked: 4 time(s) in 3 post(s)		Taco Bell?
		Too much leather chair is unsightly and greatly increases your risk of leather-smell.
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Synxhard		#2603 Posted : 20 February 2010 10:01:47(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,433 Location: Seattle Thanks: 22 times Was thanked: 33 time(s) in 16 post(s)		Pass, Panda Express rules the ropes! They must've signed some contract with the Yellow devil to make such damn good Orange Chicken.
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Synxhard		#2604 Posted : 20 February 2010 10:08:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,433 Location: Seattle Thanks: 22 times Was thanked: 33 time(s) in 16 post(s)		I'm aware of the term Portuguese Breakfast, but not Portuguese Blow Job, which was offered to me earlier today courtesy of a homeless latino woman. Anyone wish to enlighten me?
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The Nimrods		#2605 Posted : 20 February 2010 10:15:18(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		Synxhard wrote: I'm aware of the term Portuguese Breakfast, but not Portuguese Blow Job, which was offered to me earlier today courtesy of a homeless latino woman. Anyone wish to enlighten me? She probably means portuguese breakfast, was she hot?
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Synxhard		#2606 Posted : 20 February 2010 10:21:32(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,433 Location: Seattle Thanks: 22 times Was thanked: 33 time(s) in 16 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: Synxhard wrote: I'm aware of the term Portuguese Breakfast, but not Portuguese Blow Job, which was offered to me earlier today courtesy of a homeless latino woman. Anyone wish to enlighten me? She probably means portuguese breakfast, was she hot? Well, no, she was around 50 and prolly never had a real home past the age of 12. And I tried to clarify that she didn't just mean portugese breakfast, in which case my answer would've been hell no, and she said no, they're apparently 2 different things.
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The Nimrods		#2607 Posted : 20 February 2010 10:24:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 19/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,717 Location: home Thanks: 3 times Was thanked: 59 time(s) in 36 post(s)		Synxhard wrote: The Nimrods wrote: Synxhard wrote: I'm aware of the term Portuguese Breakfast, but not Portuguese Blow Job, which was offered to me earlier today courtesy of a homeless latino woman. Anyone wish to enlighten me? She probably means portuguese breakfast, was she hot? Well, no, she was around 50 and prolly never had a real home past the age of 12. And I tried to clarify that she didn't just mean portugese breakfast, in which case my answer would've been hell no, and she said no, they're apparently 2 different things. Maybe she's Brazillian or Portuguese and was just gonna blow you.
		The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote: The Nimrods wrote: I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote: Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote: The Nimrods wrote: xNightsidex wrote: Sooo... What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote: Synxhard wrote: I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Captain Insano		#2608 Posted : 20 February 2010 10:50:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 12/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,529 Location: Give me more sunliiiiiight! Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 31 time(s) in 23 post(s)		Just close your eyes and go with the flow...all over her face.
		_____________ The Black Gates- Progressive technical metal The Infidels!- Retro doom funk grindcore The Graveyard Sluts- dirty, slutty rawwwwk Psycopathologist- old school death grind Everyone is entitled to an opinion, it's just that your's is stupid.
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Gildermershina		#2609 Posted : 20 February 2010 11:03:03(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 13/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 3,094 Location: Probably not here Was thanked: 113 time(s) in 76 post(s)		So, ejaculation huh? Hilarious stuff.
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Captain Insano		#2610 Posted : 20 February 2010 11:08:02(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 12/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,529 Location: Give me more sunliiiiiight! Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 31 time(s) in 23 post(s)		Yep, much amusement to be had with a quick spray of kiddy custard all over a hookers face.
		_____________ The Black Gates- Progressive technical metal The Infidels!- Retro doom funk grindcore The Graveyard Sluts- dirty, slutty rawwwwk Psycopathologist- old school death grind Everyone is entitled to an opinion, it's just that your's is stupid.
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Synxhard		#2611 Posted : 20 February 2010 11:18:51(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 03/04/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,433 Location: Seattle Thanks: 22 times Was thanked: 33 time(s) in 16 post(s)		The Nimrods wrote: Synxhard wrote: The Nimrods wrote: Synxhard wrote: I'm aware of the term Portuguese Breakfast, but not Portuguese Blow Job, which was offered to me earlier today courtesy of a homeless latino woman. Anyone wish to enlighten me? She probably means portuguese breakfast, was she hot? Well, no, she was around 50 and prolly never had a real home past the age of 12. And I tried to clarify that she didn't just mean portugese breakfast, in which case my answer would've been hell no, and she said no, they're apparently 2 different things. Maybe she's Brazillian or Portuguese and was just gonna blow you. Well, I hope that's all that meant. I laughed when I read Insano's comment, which would suggest I'm only about half as drunk right now as I wish I was.
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tension101		#2612 Posted : 20 February 2010 17:53:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 12/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,207 Location: ...Why? Do you wanna go out or something? Was thanked: 4 time(s) in 3 post(s)		Next week, I'm leaving for Chicago with Nic and his family. I won't be back for a few weeks, so yeah. Just thought I'd throw that out there.
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Rincewind		#2613 Posted : 20 February 2010 20:02:57(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 10/03/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,995 Location: i honestly don't know. Thanks: 20 times Was thanked: 124 time(s) in 87 post(s)		Captain Insano wrote: Yep, much amusement to be had with a quick spray of kiddy custard all over a hookers face. kiddy custard is possibly the best phrase i have heard today..... and today i was intrduced to the world of shart!
		I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like: Hey, what are you doing here? and im just like: Oh you know, hunting elephants
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Aj		#2614 Posted : 20 February 2010 22:42:32(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 16/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,543 Location: Jamaica Thanks: 27 times Was thanked: 34 time(s) in 28 post(s)		Rincewind wrote: Captain Insano wrote: Yep, much amusement to be had with a quick spray of kiddy custard all over a hookers face. kiddy custard is possibly the best phrase i have heard today. I second this, made me lol.
		MikeBear
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Captain Insano		#2615 Posted : 20 February 2010 23:10:56(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 12/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,529 Location: Give me more sunliiiiiight! Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 31 time(s) in 23 post(s)		Rincewind wrote: Captain Insano wrote: Yep, much amusement to be had with a quick spray of kiddy custard all over a hookers face. kiddy custard is possibly the best phrase i have heard today..... and today i was intrduced to the world of shart! You were introduced to it when it actually happened to you? Would have made skiing down the slopes rather awkward:P Edited by user 20 February 2010 23:11:32(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified
		_____________ The Black Gates- Progressive technical metal The Infidels!- Retro doom funk grindcore The Graveyard Sluts- dirty, slutty rawwwwk Psycopathologist- old school death grind Everyone is entitled to an opinion, it's just that your's is stupid.
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Rincewind		#2616 Posted : 20 February 2010 23:21:30(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 10/03/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,995 Location: i honestly don't know. Thanks: 20 times Was thanked: 124 time(s) in 87 post(s)		naaa someone else sharted.....
		I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like: Hey, what are you doing here? and im just like: Oh you know, hunting elephants
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Captain Insano		#2617 Posted : 20 February 2010 23:49:48(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 12/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,529 Location: Give me more sunliiiiiight! Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 31 time(s) in 23 post(s)		Not in the same room...or in your personal space...I hope O_O
		_____________ The Black Gates- Progressive technical metal The Infidels!- Retro doom funk grindcore The Graveyard Sluts- dirty, slutty rawwwwk Psycopathologist- old school death grind Everyone is entitled to an opinion, it's just that your's is stupid.
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xNightsidex		#2618 Posted : 21 February 2010 02:21:04(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 2,519 Location: London Thanks: 4 times Was thanked: 20 time(s) in 20 post(s)		Just got back with Jason from my 18th party. That was one fucking awesome night. :)
		artbreaker.
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tension101		#2619 Posted : 21 February 2010 06:14:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 12/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 1,207 Location: ...Why? Do you wanna go out or something? Was thanked: 4 time(s) in 3 post(s)		xNightsidex wrote: Just got back with Jason from my 18th party. That was one fucking awesome night. :) Your birthday's on the 25th though, right? I need to send you something...
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bikz		#2620 Posted : 21 February 2010 06:43:40(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 11/02/2009(UTC) Posts: 6,039 Location: Bikiribati Thanks: 129 times Was thanked: 94 time(s) in 78 post(s)		tension101 wrote: Your birthday's on the 25th though, right? I need to send you something... It is, and no, you don't. :P Speaking of birthdays .... HAPPY BIRTHDAY TAILZZZ!!! :D
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