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Offline uberdaveman  
#1 Posted : 24 February 2010 16:37:50(UTC)
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Hello loyal followers, H'rez Pilton here, here's the latest dirt on the band we all love to hate: Sage Thrasher.

Recently, lead "singer" Leon Henderson announced that the band would we offering themselves up as a general opening act and backing band to any and all touring artists. This means that instead of being confined to backwater towns and crappy gigs (like they should be), now we have to have our favorite bands and festivals ruined by the only band that makes Nickelback look talented.

I once had the "fortune" of seeing this "band" live and well, let's just say that I am no longer afraid of going to Hell, because nothing could be worse that the 3 hours I spent being assaulted by that crap they call music. All they did was stare at the ground with their backs to the audience and thrash away. It was loud and full of guitar solos and anti authority lyrics. why they couldn't sound more like Barry Manilow, or Cher, or better yet Creed (love them!) I don't know. It sounded as if the Sex Pistols and Journey had a child out-of-wedlock then gave that child away to Bob Dylan and the Wu Tang Clan to raise as their own. Let me tell you I could barely stay and finish my fourth Long Island Ice Tea before getting out of there.

And now they go and whore themselves out like some sort of whoring whore! Let's all unite in protest of this travesty to good, quiet, decent music and boycott every gig by "The-Band-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named."

Kisses and Peace and Love and Jazz,

HP

Edited by user 25 February 2010 08:32:50(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#2 Posted : 24 February 2010 17:48:30(UTC)
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Ah, everyone's a sellout in this industry. You should hear Ryan Ross Hernandez's views, he has a few cutting remarks towards the word! ;)
I say that it's easier just to deal with it. I know I have .... Sophy-Cat thinks I'm a sellout for marrying Jakey Comatose and not giving interviews for DTE (jealousy and fear), and Machete thinks I'm a sellout because I said that I was Stephanie Fierce's friend and then I wreaked havoc on her tour (shit happens, and lots of it).
In conclusion, every musician gets called a sellout at some point, even those like Regan Futrell, Nick Biggs, Lewis Mason, James Kairiri, Kit Saunders, Somerset Bissell, and so on, who are completely dedicated to music. There's really no point whatsoever in taking any notice.
To Perez Hilton - get a new job, because calling people sellouts isn't going to get you any money! (:
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#3 Posted : 24 February 2010 19:36:05(UTC)
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If playing ever gig that you can is selling out then i guess we sold out long ago.

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#4 Posted : 25 February 2010 03:31:02(UTC)
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Ah, everyone's a sellout in this industry. You should hear Ryan Ross Hernandez's views, he has a few cutting remarks towards the word! ;)
I say that it's easier just to deal with it. I know I have .... Sophy-Cat thinks I'm a sellout for marrying Jakey Comatose and not giving interviews for DTE (jealousy and fear), and Machete thinks I'm a sellout because I said that I was Stephanie Fierce's friend and then I wreaked havoc on her tour (shit happens, and lots of it).
In conclusion, every musician gets called a sellout at some point, even those like Regan Futrell, Nick Biggs, Lewis Mason, James Kairiri, Kit Saunders, Somerset Bissell, and so on, who are completely dedicated to music. There's really no point whatsoever in taking any notice.
To Perez Hilton - get a new job, because calling people sellouts isn't going to get you any money! (:
-ravenesque.


Heyyy R-esque!! I'm a long time fan of you and yours and I can definitively say that you could never be called a sellout! BTW I make plenty of money calling other people lots of other things besides sellouts ;) I appreciate a band who has earned the respect of the music industry, has been around for a while, maybe even has some goshdarn albums out!!! But, That Band should be dodging beer bottles and rotten fruit not supporting whatever opening act comes a callin'.

I just want some good shows and a return to to smooth sounds of the 40s. In the humble opinion of this critic, artists like those you mentioned are completely dedicated to their music. Unfortunately, You-Know-Who is only dedicated to schmoozing and boozing around! I would looove it if They holed themselves up in some house far, far away from civilization and devoted themselves to playing good sounding music for once, or even hitting the right notes for once!!!!

Besos!!!
-HP

Edited by user 25 February 2010 08:32:32(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

I hate signatures, but I love you.

Sage Thrasher:
Leon "Vocals" Henderson - Vocals
Jimmy Von Noodlenose - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Horton Q - Bass
Jon "Replaceable" Jones - Drums
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#5 Posted : 25 February 2010 03:32:38(UTC)
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the strom wrote:
If playing ever gig that you can is selling out then i guess we sold out long ago.

-ben (the strom)


*every
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*Ben

and yeah, I guess you did :)

-HP

Edited by user 25 February 2010 08:32:12(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

I hate signatures, but I love you.

Sage Thrasher:
Leon "Vocals" Henderson - Vocals
Jimmy Von Noodlenose - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Horton Q - Bass
Jon "Replaceable" Jones - Drums
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#6 Posted : 25 February 2010 04:10:28(UTC)
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Eric: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, i suppose... I just think you're being a little too harsh. The band's offering themselves as a support group in order to be known to a wider audience. They're not selling-out, they're only trying to be better known. At least, that's my opinion; I'm not going to try and change yours. Though i have to admit, the Nickelback comment did make me laugh.
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#7 Posted : 25 February 2010 07:32:49(UTC)
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Eric: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion, i suppose... I just think you're being a little too harsh. The band's offering themselves as a support group in order to be known to a wider audience. They're not selling-out, they're only trying to be better known. At least, that's my opinion; I'm not going to try and change yours. Though i have to admit, the Nickelback comment did make me laugh.


Look, Eric, at the end of the day I get paid to say my opinion, therefore it matters more than yours or anyone elses for that matter!! So I can say who's a sellout and who's not!! And I say that You-Know-Who has soldout before they even made it anywhere!!!

I knew Said Band before they were anything and they were poopy then and they're poopy now!
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Edited by user 25 February 2010 08:32:00(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

I hate signatures, but I love you.

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Leon "Vocals" Henderson - Vocals
Jimmy Von Noodlenose - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Horton Q - Bass
Jon "Replaceable" Jones - Drums
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#8 Posted : 25 February 2010 07:50:35(UTC)
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uberdaveman wrote:
I get paid to say my opinion, therefore it matters more than yours or anyone elses for that matter!!

I get paid to say my opinion too - but at least I'm mature about it. "I knew this band and they're poopy" contains no evidence, is childish, and is not a respectable opinion. Therefore, as I speak less like a four-year-old, my opinion matters more than yours.
-S. C. Cruz-Bishop.
PS. Who are you!? Everyone knows who Sophy Catherine Cruz-Bishop is. Whatever rumours I hear, I say. Whatever music news I find out, gets my opinion written all over it. Perez who? Are you just trying to be me or something? Retarded .... you have a lot to learn in this business.
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#9 Posted : 25 February 2010 07:51:42(UTC)
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Well, do you think WE are a bunch of sellouts?
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#10 Posted : 25 February 2010 07:56:36(UTC)
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PS. Who are you!? Everyone knows who Sophy Catherine Cruz-Bishop is. Whatever rumours I hear, I say. Whatever music news I find out, gets my opinion written all over it. Perez who? Are you just trying to be me or something? Retarded .... you have a lot to learn in this business.


You can ask That Certain Band who I am and if they even remember me. And, sista', lemme tell you, I write for the Fitchpork Music Blog so I think I know what I'm talking about.

Oh, and one more thing. Perez is a stupid name. I'm H'rez Pilton. Learn it. Live it. Love it.
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Sage Thrasher:
Leon "Vocals" Henderson - Vocals
Jimmy Von Noodlenose - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Horton Q - Bass
Jon "Replaceable" Jones - Drums
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#11 Posted : 25 February 2010 07:57:48(UTC)
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Well, do you think WE are a bunch of sellouts?
-jPC (Reckoner)

I don't know you but I can only assume that yes, yes you are.
I hate signatures, but I love you.

Sage Thrasher:
Leon "Vocals" Henderson - Vocals
Jimmy Von Noodlenose - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Horton Q - Bass
Jon "Replaceable" Jones - Drums
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bikz wrote:
uberdaveman wrote:
I get paid to say my opinion, therefore it matters more than yours or anyone elses for that matter!!

I get paid to say my opinion too - but at least I'm mature about it. "I knew this band and they're poopy" contains no evidence, is childish, and is not a respectable opinion. Therefore, as I speak less like a four-year-old, my opinion matters more than yours.
-S. C. Cruz-Bishop.
PS. Who are you!? Everyone knows who Sophy Catherine Cruz-Bishop is. Whatever rumours I hear, I say. Whatever music news I find out, gets my opinion written all over it. Perez who? Are you just trying to be me or something? Retarded .... you have a lot to learn in this business.


I don't get paid fuck all to do fuck all about my opinion but even I can tell that Sage Thrasher and Pilton and all of you for that matter are a giant pile of horse turd.

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#13 Posted : 25 February 2010 08:09:05(UTC)
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uberdaveman wrote:
troy211619 wrote:
Well, do you think WE are a bunch of sellouts?
-jPC (Reckoner)

I don't know you but I can only assume that yes, yes you are.

Well that means your articles are bullshit, Reckoner is a band that you can never call sellouts, we play gigs for the music, we make songs for the music, and we are here for the music, so who's the sellout?
-JPC(Reckoner)

Edited by user 25 February 2010 08:10:27(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

zicon wrote:
So what is Role Play all about, Imagination?


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You can ask That Certain Band who I am and if they even remember me. And, sista', lemme tell you, I write for the Fitchpork Music Blog so I think I know what I'm talking about.

Sophy : I know what I'm talking about more. I'm from Delta Tau Entertainment's media department - everyone knows DTE, they run the Birdies and Mashfests, all you do at Fitchpork is get obsessive about some band you hate. And sorry Piers Morgan or whoever you are, I don't remember the names of nobodies easily. ;)
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#15 Posted : 25 February 2010 08:23:08(UTC)
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uberdaveman wrote:
troy211619 wrote:
Well, do you think WE are a bunch of sellouts?
-jPC (Reckoner)

I don't know you but I can only assume that yes, yes you are.

Well that means your articles are bullshit, Reckoner is a band that you can never call sellouts, we play gigs for the music, we make songs for the music, and we are here for the music, so who's the sellout?
-JPC(Reckoner)

Well, I assume you play loud, obnoxious music. So, yeah still a sellout. Bring back Ragtime!!

-Pilton, H'rez
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Leon "Vocals" Henderson - Vocals
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Jon "Replaceable" Jones - Drums
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uberdaveman wrote:
troy211619 wrote:
uberdaveman wrote:
troy211619 wrote:
Well, do you think WE are a bunch of sellouts?
-jPC (Reckoner)

I don't know you but I can only assume that yes, yes you are.

Well that means your articles are bullshit, Reckoner is a band that you can never call sellouts, we play gigs for the music, we make songs for the music, and we are here for the music, so who's the sellout?
-JPC(Reckoner)

Well, I assume you play loud, obnoxious music. So, yeah still a sellout. Bring back Ragtime!!

-Pilton, H'rez

No, actually we are really far from heavy metal, not even near metal. We play alternative rock which is not loud or obnoxious. And BTW, I'm more of a 60s and 70s guy..
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#17 Posted : 25 February 2010 08:29:29(UTC)
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From the Desk of Sage Thrasher


Recently, a blogger by the name of H'rez Pilton has attacked our band as well as other bands. We feel that an explanation is in order. When we first formed we were not very good and only played local gigs in our college town. Mr. Pilton was an early manager, for lack of a better word, of ours and would attend our shows religiously. It is fair to say that, at the time, he was also our biggest fan. He was able to get us better cuts, better venues, and better publicity in our local gigs.

As we improved, we began to take gigs out of town, often many miles away. Mr. Pilton was unable to attend some of these for reasons know only to him. After a show in Seattle, we were approached by our current manager who offered us true representation and management. We immediately accepted.

Due to the rigors of our tour at the time, we were unable to contact Mr. Pilton to tell him the news. When we finally did, he became angry, abusive, and emotional. we have not had any contact with him since that incident.

While we respect Mr. Pilton's right to write about whatever he wishes, we politely ask that he refrain from insulting other bands.

Thrashingly Yours,

Sage Thrasher



FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!


You think that just because you're famous now that stuff like talent and style don't mean anything?!?! Well let me tell you Mister THEY DO!!! I WAS THERE FIRST AND YOU A-HOLES DUMPED ME!!!! I'M GOING TO USE ALL OF MY POWER TO DESTROY YOUR STUPID BAND!!!!

Love,
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#18 Posted : 25 February 2010 08:31:22(UTC)
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uberdaveman wrote:

Well, I assume you play loud, obnoxious music. So, yeah still a sellout. Bring back Ragtime!!

-Pilton, H'rez

No, actually we are really far from heavy metal, not even near metal. We play alternative rock which is not loud or obnoxious. And BTW, I'm more of a 60s and 70s guy..


Still too loud, try turning your amp down to zero and see if that helps! :)

-H.P.
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Sage Thrasher:
Leon "Vocals" Henderson - Vocals
Jimmy Von Noodlenose - Guitar/Backing Vocals
Horton Q - Bass
Jon "Replaceable" Jones - Drums
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uberdaveman wrote:
troy211619 wrote:
uberdaveman wrote:

Well, I assume you play loud, obnoxious music. So, yeah still a sellout. Bring back Ragtime!!

-Pilton, H'rez

No, actually we are really far from heavy metal, not even near metal. We play alternative rock which is not loud or obnoxious. And BTW, I'm more of a 60s and 70s guy..


Still too loud, try turning your amp down to zero and see if that helps! :)

-H.P.


Or you could turn your little mouth down to zero.

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#20 Posted : 25 February 2010 08:46:38(UTC)
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uberdaveman wrote:

Still too loud, try turning your amp down to zero and see if that helps! :)

-H.P.


Or you could turn your little mouth down to zero.

Billy


I think we're going to be great friends. Or kill each other, one of the two.
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