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Synxhard wrote:Jimmy: Fuck man, get that Crunk fuck away from me. I don't need anymore damn relapsing. Dr. Crunkenstein: Don't make me come over there. I got more gangsta power in my fist than you have in your whole body and I know how to use it. I have been shot at before, I am from the streets, I know how to handle you. But if you got some weed then we go be best friends here. |
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Jimmy: *In a slight daze* Been better, you?
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Laurelles1 wrote:Jason: Nice to see you too Alex, you cockmunching fucker. How's it going Jimmy? P: Umm, what was that? I didn't hear you you fuckin knob! |
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genocidal king wrote:Alex throws open the bedroom door and makes his normal big entrance, he looks as if he's just woken up. Wearing nothing but a pair of basketball shorts, he walks brashly across the hushed lounge.
P: You know, someon'es breath in this room smells like cock...Oh Jason, you're here you big fuckin creep!
Hey, what the fuck's this?
He ambles over confidently towards the sax which sits in the corner.
P: Is this yours? He nods towards Tim That's all we need in here, someone else that loves getting their mouth round something hard and long! Shame none of the ho's are as open as any of you fags... Tim: Just get away from it Alex, that sax is worth more than you are. |
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TheCDs wrote:genocidal king wrote:Alex throws open the bedroom door and makes his normal big entrance, he looks as if he's just woken up. Wearing nothing but a pair of basketball shorts, he walks brashly across the hushed lounge.
P: You know, someon'es breath in this room smells like cock...Oh Jason, you're here you big fuckin creep!
Hey, what the fuck's this?
He ambles over confidently towards the sax which sits in the corner.
P: Is this yours? He nods towards Tim That's all we need in here, someone else that loves getting their mouth round something hard and long! Shame none of the ho's are as open as any of you fags... Tim: Just get away from it Alex, that sax is worth more than you are. Alex P: Is that right son? You'd like to know how much I cost wouldn't you...lets just say your not my type... |
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TheCDs wrote:Synxhard wrote:Jimmy: Fuck man, get that Crunk fuck away from me. I don't need anymore damn relapsing. Dr. Crunkenstein: Don't make me come over there. I got more gangsta power in my fist than you have in your whole body and I know how to use it. I have been shot at before, I am from the streets, I know how to handle you. But if you got some weed then we go be best friends here. Jimmy: Man, weed's fuckin below me. I just got over detoxing from a major taste for heroin and speed. I wish there was some weed here, damn producers run a pretty tight ship.
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Quote:Jimmy: *In a slight daze* Been better, you? Jason: Been going all right so far man... just waiting for something to explode. |
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Matt: Alex dude come on man fucken chill |
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Synxhard wrote:TheCDs wrote:Synxhard wrote:Jimmy: Fuck man, get that Crunk fuck away from me. I don't need anymore damn relapsing. Dr. Crunkenstein: Don't make me come over there. I got more gangsta power in my fist than you have in your whole body and I know how to use it. I have been shot at before, I am from the streets, I know how to handle you. But if you got some weed then we go be best friends here. Jimmy: Man, weed's fuckin below me. I just got over detoxing from a major taste for heroin and speed. I wish there was some weed here, damn producers run a pretty tight ship. P: Smoke your pubes man, I've heard it's got a wierd hallucenogenic quality...if your so fucked you need to smoke something then give it a fucking go...junkie cunt |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Quote:Jimmy: *In a slight daze* Been better, you? Jason: Been going all right so far man... just waiting for something to explode. Jimmy: Yeah, can't wait for all this backstabbing letter stuff to go down. Everything's a bit more exciting when people are edgy, ya know?
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Kit:Shut the fuck up Alex, you're not a God, most of the musicians here play better than you anyway. |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.  Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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The Nimrods wrote:Kit:Shut the fuck up Alex, you're not a God, most of the musicians here play better than you anyway. P: I'll have you know my band was fucking IN...SANE!!! Before runt and runter decided to kick me the fuck out...now they suck almost as much as you jackasses! |
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genocidal king wrote:Synxhard wrote:TheCDs wrote:Synxhard wrote:Jimmy: Fuck man, get that Crunk fuck away from me. I don't need anymore damn relapsing. Dr. Crunkenstein: Don't make me come over there. I got more gangsta power in my fist than you have in your whole body and I know how to use it. I have been shot at before, I am from the streets, I know how to handle you. But if you got some weed then we go be best friends here. Jimmy: Man, weed's fuckin below me. I just got over detoxing from a major taste for heroin and speed. I wish there was some weed here, damn producers run a pretty tight ship. P: Smoke your pubes man, I've heard it's got a wierd hallucenogenic quality...if your so fucked you need to smoke something then give it a fucking go...junkie cunt Jimmy: Whoah, serious? I heard of grinding up toe nails, melting em and smelling the fumes (bad idea), but never pubes. Yay, a new experiment! You're my hero!!!!!!!
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Jason: Alex, you can either calm the fuck down or shut the fuck up. You're choice, otherwise you're never going to have friends. The Nimrods fucking rule anyway. |
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genocidal king wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Kit:Shut the fuck up Alex, you're not a God, most of the musicians here play better than you anyway. P: I'll have you know my band was fucking IN...SANE!!! Before runt and runter decided to kick me the fuck out...now they suck almost as much as you jackasses! Matt: Ya they kicked you out cuz you were fucking bringing them down bro |
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Dr. Crunkenstein: Where are all the hunnies at. I came here for the women and I ain't seen one bitch yet. You guys is all right but I don't be swinging that way. |
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Synxhard wrote:genocidal king wrote:Synxhard wrote:TheCDs wrote:Synxhard wrote:Jimmy: Fuck man, get that Crunk fuck away from me. I don't need anymore damn relapsing. Dr. Crunkenstein: Don't make me come over there. I got more gangsta power in my fist than you have in your whole body and I know how to use it. I have been shot at before, I am from the streets, I know how to handle you. But if you got some weed then we go be best friends here. Jimmy: Man, weed's fuckin below me. I just got over detoxing from a major taste for heroin and speed. I wish there was some weed here, damn producers run a pretty tight ship. P: Smoke your pubes man, I've heard it's got a wierd hallucenogenic quality...if your so fucked you need to smoke something then give it a fucking go...junkie cunt Jimmy: Whoah, serious? I heard of grinding up toe nails, melting em and smelling the fumes (bad idea), but never pubes. Yay, a new experiment! You're my hero!!!!!!! P: At last, someone appreciates the fucking man! Still stay away from my ass though! @Jason: And I want your hairy ass to be my friend do I? Pfft, cunt! @Matt: Is that right son, then tell me anything of any use they have done since they kicked me out for dragging them fucking down?? |
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Matt: Ya they haven't released anything since then but im pretty sure they are way fucking better now that you gone |
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TheCDs wrote:Dr. Crunkenstein: Where are all the hunnies at. I came here for the women and I ain't seen one bitch yet. You guys is all right but I don't be swinging that way. Jimmy: I'm waiting for that Brittany chick to show, you should join in and make it a gang rape, much harder to keep someone restrained when you're flying solo.
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