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Offline ALX  
#4481 Posted : 06 July 2010 01:04:12(UTC)
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forkboy wrote:
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Happy Fourth Of July to all of us stateside!

Think how much better your country would be if you stayed on as a colony a few more years, like your neighbours to the north. You'd have gotten rid of slavery about 40 years earlier! You could have the Queen as your head of state and on your money! World War I would have ended a lot earlier with Yank involvement, which would have meant less suffering, less deaths and so the punishment for German surrender would have been less harsh, Germany would have been less angry in the 30s and wouldn't have voted for Hitler and World War II wouldn't have happened, and the Russian army in WW1 wouldn't have been so pissed with the Tsar that they wouldn't have ended up listening to Lenin and Trotsky and allowing the October Revolution to occur which ended up with Soviet Russia!

See how much better the world would have been if your darn ancestors would have just paid so damn taxes?


Well, you don't know that. I'm just saying, I'm not mad. Plus, to be fair, England was imposing some VERY unfair taxes on the colonies.

EDIT: Say if your landlord suddenly tripled the rent, you would leave wouldn't you? That's how we felt.

Totally fair taxes. You had the privelege of a king, and kings don't come cheap.

Guess it just matters what side of the Atlantic you're on (your opinion on the American Revolution that is)
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Offline Rincewind  
#4482 Posted : 06 July 2010 02:13:44(UTC)
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not forgetting the fact that the british goverment didn't want the colonies expanding further westwards into Native American lands... so of course a lot of America would still be a natural wonderland...

and damn us having to pay for the 7 years war against France in America to secure the Colonies freedom....
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
Hey, what are you doing here?
and im just like:
Oh you know, hunting elephants
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#4483 Posted : 06 July 2010 02:29:49(UTC)
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Rincewind wrote:
not forgetting the fact that the british goverment didn't want the colonies expanding further westwards into Native American lands... so of course a lot of America would still be a natural wonderland...

and damn us having to pay for the 7 years war against France in America to secure the Colonies freedom....


The absolute fucking bastards that we are...they truly are better off without us...
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#4484 Posted : 06 July 2010 02:45:27(UTC)
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I love bath's. I feel like a king and a kid at the same time.


I wonder if Prince Charles has a bath for that reason alone :)



Lol that's actually hilarious to think about. I like taking baths for other personal reasons as well....


You like to stuff rubber duckies up your arse?


Where the fuck have you been?!


I've been washing my hair, learning a foreign language, becoming even more muscular than I already was and outplaying good ol' Yngwie.

On a side note, I got a lovely new Gibson SG Standard today. I'm happier than a pig in shit.
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#4485 Posted : 06 July 2010 03:54:24(UTC)
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ALX wrote:

Guess it just matters what side of the Atlantic you're on (your opinion on the American Revolution that is)

COME ON

WE ARE KIDDING

Jeez. Read the damn small print in the spoiler. Read the tone. READ MY SIGNATURE. I'm a fucking republican (no, not in the American political sense, read up on it) socialist, I am utterly against the monarchy and aristocracy. KIDDING

Damn Yanks, so easy to pull their strings.

I mean there is a degree of truth to all that I suggested in the original post about how the world would have turned out. But without the Soviet Union or WW2 we probably wouldn't have put a man in space as quick as we did, and there'd have not been as much emphasis on splitting the atom and creating a without military funding that came with WW2.

But Britain did lead the world in aboloshing slavery throughout the empire by 1807, quite a while before the 13th Amendment. It'd be a different world, that much is sure.

Found this when looking for something I read on this topic a few years ago, some of the answers are fucking hilarious: http://uk.answers.yahoo....id=20070318092453AAl2PQz

"We would be like Canada or Australia, a country under British rule.
Instead of having a president, the King and Queen of England would be in charge." WHAT? A) Queen Elizabeth is not the Queen of England, there is no such role, and there has not been since the Act of Union in 1707. Her full title is Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. She is the monarch of (and so Head of State) 16 countries, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis. B) Canada was granted dominion status in 1867 and from then own Canadians controlled all Canadian domestic policy. Australia was originally 4 self-governing provinces as early as 12 years before Canada, and they united in a federal state of Australia in 1901. They both had independence proper by the 1930s, when the Americans were still holding a colonial grasp over Puerto Rico, Guam, Phillipines, Cuba and others.

Damn ignorant idiots. I can guarantee you that if the war of independence had been lost that America would not be still under British rule. Bloody nora.
Offline ALX  
#4486 Posted : 06 July 2010 04:03:23(UTC)
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forkboy wrote:
ALX wrote:

Guess it just matters what side of the Atlantic you're on (your opinion on the American Revolution that is)

COME ON

WE ARE KIDDING

Jeez. Read the damn small print in the spoiler. Read the tone. READ MY SIGNATURE. I'm a fucking republican (no, not in the American political sense, read up on it) socialist, I am utterly against the monarchy and aristocracy. KIDDING

Damn Yanks, so easy to pull their strings.

I mean there is a degree of truth to all that I suggested in the original post about how the world would have turned out. But without the Soviet Union or WW2 we probably wouldn't have put a man in space as quick as we did, and there'd have not been as much emphasis on splitting the atom and creating a without military funding that came with WW2.

But Britain did lead the world in aboloshing slavery throughout the empire by 1807, quite a while before the 13th Amendment. It'd be a different world, that much is sure.

Found this when looking for something I read on this topic a few years ago, some of the answers are fucking hilarious: http://uk.answers.yahoo....id=20070318092453AAl2PQz

"We would be like Canada or Australia, a country under British rule.
Instead of having a president, the King and Queen of England would be in charge." WHAT? A) Queen Elizabeth is not the Queen of England, there is no such role, and there has not been since the Act of Union in 1707. Her full title is Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith. She is the monarch of (and so Head of State) 16 countries, UK, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Jamaica, Barbados, the Bahamas, Grenada, Papua New Guinea, the Solomon Islands, Tuvalu, Saint Lucia, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Belize, Antigua and Barbuda, and Saint Kitts and Nevis. B) Canada was granted dominion status in 1867 and from then own Canadians controlled all Canadian domestic policy. Australia was originally 4 self-governing provinces as early as 12 years before Canada, and they united in a federal state of Australia in 1901. They both had independence proper by the 1930s, when the Americans were still holding a colonial grasp over Puerto Rico, Guam, Phillipines, Cuba and others.

Damn ignorant idiots. I can guarantee you that if the war of independence had been lost that America would not be still under British rule. Bloody nora.


I'm trying my best not to get angry because I was simply holding a small debate, if you had looked at some of my other posts, I said that I am not angry.

I also meant the comment that you quoted in more of a shrug it off attitude
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STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


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Offline Raphaela  
#4487 Posted : 06 July 2010 08:01:45(UTC)
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#4488 Posted : 06 July 2010 09:46:59(UTC)
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Sucks to be a woman.


Besides the horrors of pregnancy,the nightmare of childbirth (apparently more painful than being shot),bleeding for 3-5 days every month (unless you're on the pill in which case it's shortened), and having minimal to mild pain during sex, why is being a female so horrid at the moment?
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Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


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well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Raphaela  
#4489 Posted : 06 July 2010 12:15:06(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
Besides the horrors of pregnancy,the nightmare of childbirth (apparently more painful than being shot),bleeding for 3-5 days every month (unless you're on the pill in which case it's shortened), and having minimal to mild pain during sex, why is being a female so horrid at the moment?



Imagine you haven't pooped in a week, multiply this feeling 5 times, add an excruciating pain no matter what you do, and add a horrible back ache.
There, that's how I feel once a month for 5 days.
Oh, and not counting the stupid hormones that make me feel all sad and depressed.
Painkillers don't work.

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Offline The Nimrods  
#4490 Posted : 06 July 2010 12:31:00(UTC)
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Raphaela wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
Besides the horrors of pregnancy,the nightmare of childbirth (apparently more painful than being shot),bleeding for 3-5 days every month (unless you're on the pill in which case it's shortened), and having minimal to mild pain during sex, why is being a female so horrid at the moment?



Imagine you haven't pooped in a week, multiply this feeling 5 times, add an excruciating pain no matter what you do, and add a horrible back ache.
There, that's how I feel once a month for 5 days.
Oh, and not counting the stupid hormones that make me feel all sad and depressed.
Painkillers don't work.


I don't mean to be rude, but according to most of my female friends you only get cramps if you're out of shape. There's a magical pill in America, and probably other places too called Midol. Find that women here love it.
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The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....

Offline Raphaela  
#4491 Posted : 06 July 2010 14:39:37(UTC)
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I know, being overweight does have a negative influence on the cramps.
I tried to take contraceptive pills once, but for some reason they made me feel really sick so I stopped.
I've never heard of Midol, and I know quite a bunch of pills for cramps :p
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Offline ALX  
#4492 Posted : 06 July 2010 16:23:58(UTC)
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Can't sleep. This would suck if Syfy wasn't showing all the Pirates Of The Carribean movies.
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STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON


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#4493 Posted : 08 July 2010 03:45:23(UTC)
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Yay for me,
The film Birds Of America is gonna be released on DVD in the UK in August.
I watched this film online like 3 weeks after it was shown in the US and it was a great movie, I haven't seen it since so I can't wait for the DVD.
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#4494 Posted : 08 July 2010 13:22:00(UTC)
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#4495 Posted : 08 July 2010 15:32:16(UTC)
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#4496 Posted : 08 July 2010 19:58:32(UTC)
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Well that was just hurtful :(
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#4497 Posted : 08 July 2010 20:05:04(UTC)
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C4AJoh wrote:
Well that was just hurtful :(



What was?
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#4498 Posted : 08 July 2010 22:13:06(UTC)
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genocidal king wrote:
C4AJoh wrote:
Well that was just hurtful :(



What was?


Oh, Well I went to my local supermarket at about 8:45 this morning and I got a bottle of milk and some little bits which we were low on at the flat. anyway I got to the checkout and this 18 - 20 year old goes "Wow big weekend for you then?".
He said it because I bought Milk, Cereal, Bread, Sugar and stuff like that, implying that because I didn't buy alcohol or whatever meant that I didn't have a big weekend planned (I don't but that's not the point).
Anyway it's not a big deal, I just didn't like the way he said it.
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#4499 Posted : 09 July 2010 00:03:42(UTC)
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#4500 Posted : 09 July 2010 00:09:27(UTC)
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Clearly watches too much Scrubs...


maybe he does.
I like scrubs.
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