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User is suspended until 16/05/4760 03:38:29(UTC) stephaniewazhere  
#1 Posted : 11 July 2010 06:07:55(UTC)
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Daniel Arrested for robbing Bananas from a Food Market!


OK, you will not believe this! Daniel (you know the one hit wonder freak who sang that "Banana Boy" song) is now in jail for robbery. And catch this......For apparently running into a food market and taking a bunch of bananas without paying for them. He than ran back and the manager got a hold of him.

WTF...........

Apparently he was shooting it for a music video, but did not ask permission for the scene to take place. Not only is he being charged for robbery, but for disturbing peace in a public place. Daniel can also face charges if he releases video footage of the act.

Here's what the manger had to say:

Manager (54 Years old): "We saw the young man run in the store...... like a monkey. He went straight to the racks picked up a bunch and ran out.
Now, I... I just froze because I was just in shock. I could't believe what I was seeing.The weird thing of it all is that his camera crew were there catching it on tape. Then I realized, a man just robbed my store! I then obviously picked up the phone and called the cops. He then returned and I got a hold of him. This has to be one of the most weirdest things I have ever seen happened in my store. These kids just don't get it. I'm just tired of it!".

Unfortunately the manager refused to release the video footage of Daniel robbing the store to the public, so we really can't see it. DARN!

Daniel was arrested immediately . No word on bail out yet.


UM WTF........................................................................
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#2 Posted : 11 July 2010 06:29:55(UTC)
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#3 Posted : 11 July 2010 06:37:06(UTC)
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#4 Posted : 11 July 2010 07:11:06(UTC)
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*Update*

Daniel has been bailed out of Jail, but will be facing a judge for hearing in October 2010.


OOC: I have something interesting lined up for this.
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#5 Posted : 11 July 2010 08:51:24(UTC)
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Oh my god, arrested for bananas? I hope all goes well for you, this must be horribly embarrasing...
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#6 Posted : 11 July 2010 09:06:27(UTC)
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Lukey : Arrested for stealing bananas!? Whoa, that is like the weirdest thing ....
Mache : In other words, it happened to him once. His flatmate dared him, so he stole a banana and hid in a bin. The shop assistant shouted, "If I find that guy, I'll stick that banana right up his arse!", and then Lukey said, "I'm in the bin!" *Mache bursts out laughing*
Lukey : Stop making shit up, Machete, that never happened. But really, to Daniel, that is weird, hope the sentence for bananas isn't too long!
Mache : Yeh, that, and I need to stop hanging out with banana boy freaks.

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Daniel releases the following statement:

"Why should I have to pay for bananas they didn't grew? But I understand how society works. My apologies. "
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#8 Posted : 11 July 2010 09:08:28(UTC)
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#10 Posted : 11 July 2010 10:36:21(UTC)
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#11 Posted : 11 July 2010 11:59:21(UTC)
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Brittany: Are you freaking serious? On Banana and go to jail? One child molester, year in an prison, when they should be killed and one robber, fucken they freak out
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#12 Posted : 11 July 2010 12:06:46(UTC)
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Brittany: Are you freaking serious? On Banana and go to jail? One child molester, year in an prison, when they should be killed and one robber, fucken they freak out
Hira: Calm down Brittany.
Lyrica: Daniel is an talented boy. Hope everything goes smooth.



OOC: You can actually go to jail just for stealing gum. But of course you can get out on bail. And if it's an armed robbery then it's a little more serious.
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Moquel wrote:
Brittany: Are you freaking serious? On Banana and go to jail? One child molester, year in an prison, when they should be killed and one robber, fucken they freak out
Hira: Calm down Brittany.
Lyrica: Daniel is an talented boy. Hope everything goes smooth.



OOC: You can actually go to jail just for stealing gum. But of course you can get out on bail. And if it's an armed robbery then it's a little more serious.


OOC: What has the world came too, seriously.
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#14 Posted : 11 July 2010 16:38:07(UTC)
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Moquel wrote:
Brittany: Are you freaking serious? On Banana and go to jail? One child molester, year in an prison, when they should be killed and one robber, fucken they freak out
Hira: Calm down Brittany.
Lyrica: Daniel is an talented boy. Hope everything goes smooth.



OOC: You can actually go to jail just for stealing gum. But of course you can get out on bail. And if it's an armed robbery then it's a little more serious.


OOC: What has the world came too, seriously.


OOC: What are you talking about?
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#15 Posted : 11 July 2010 16:48:35(UTC)
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Moquel wrote:
Brittany: Are you freaking serious? On Banana and go to jail? One child molester, year in an prison, when they should be killed and one robber, fucken they freak out
Hira: Calm down Brittany.
Lyrica: Daniel is an talented boy. Hope everything goes smooth.



OOC: You can actually go to jail just for stealing gum. But of course you can get out on bail. And if it's an armed robbery then it's a little more serious.


OOC: What has the world came too, seriously.


OOC: What are you talking about?


OOC: She MIGHT be talking about the fact that you can go to jail for stealing gum.

If that's true, knowing how much gum I've stolen in my life, I should be on America's Most Wanted :-(
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#16 Posted : 11 July 2010 17:26:49(UTC)
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idunnowhy wrote:
stephaniewazhere wrote:
Moquel wrote:
stephaniewazhere wrote:
Moquel wrote:
Brittany: Are you freaking serious? On Banana and go to jail? One child molester, year in an prison, when they should be killed and one robber, fucken they freak out
Hira: Calm down Brittany.
Lyrica: Daniel is an talented boy. Hope everything goes smooth.



OOC: You can actually go to jail just for stealing gum. But of course you can get out on bail. And if it's an armed robbery then it's a little more serious.


OOC: What has the world came too, seriously.


OOC: What are you talking about?


OOC: She MIGHT be talking about the fact that you can go to jail for stealing gum.

If that's true, knowing how much gum I've stolen in my life, I should be on America's Most Wanted :-(


OOC: Oooooh, badass.
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#17 Posted : 11 July 2010 17:59:32(UTC)
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I am interested in what happened to the bannanas after this most heinous felony...no wait, dont tell me.

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#18 Posted : 11 July 2010 20:09:24(UTC)
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Wow. Stealing bananas and goes to jail? What country do you live in? Over here you'd just have to pay for the bananas like 5 times over or so. And then you'd be free. Don't wanna think of how many crazy maniacs there is who's running free over here.
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