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C4AJoh wrote:infinite135 wrote:MATTT wrote:Matt: Sorry guys but I think you two should leave *Eric and Matt walk out of the room, and start singing an acappella version of I Am The Walrus on the top of their lungs, in an effort to drown out the noise.* (*Stacey gets louder in an effort to out-do Eric and Matt's singing*) Eric: CAUSE I AM THE EGGMAN, THEY ARE THE- ah, what's the point.
*Eric leans against the wall, to prevent himself from falling*
Matt: I just realized that the bar is right next to their room.
Eric: I'm already wasted. It sucks to be you, mate.
*After several more minutes of awkward silence between the two, they quietly leave*Edited by user 26 July 2010 08:22:20(UTC)
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Jason and Aaron walk into the bar deep in conversation.
Aaron: Seriously dude, she was l-
Jason: Aaron. Shut up.
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Laurelles1 wrote:Jason and Aaron walk into the bar deep in conversation.
Aaron: Seriously dude, she was l-
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Jason: Uhhhhh... why don't you just go sit in another one? Like one of the other millions of chairs? |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Jason: Uhhhhh... why don't you just go sit in another one? Like one of the other millions of chairs? YD: [sing]AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN![/sing] *pulls out gun* FREEZE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF COCAINE GIVE ME ALL THE CRACK YOU CURRENTLY HAVE ON YOU IT WILL BE USED AGAINST YOU FOR EVIDENCE Edited by user 27 July 2010 05:24:58(UTC)
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Jason: Well fuck my shit and call me Sally, you're that rapper fellow aren't you? Meh.
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idunnowhy wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:Jason: Uhhhhh... why don't you just go sit in another one? Like one of the other millions of chairs? YD: [sing]AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUN![/sing] *pulls out gun* FREEZE YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR POSSESSION OF COCAINE GIVE ME ALL THE COCAINE YOU CURRENTLY HAVE ON YOU FOR EVIDENCE *Eric Quillington walks to the bar, looking like crap* Eric: Oh, hey, it's Jason Smith... with a gun to his head. |
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Unresponsive to the gun, Jason turns around and talks to Eric.
Jason: Hey dude! Yeah... the gun thing is a bit awkward. |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Unresponsive to the gun, Jason turns around and talks to Eric.
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Laurelles1 wrote:Unresponsive to the gun, Jason turns around and talks to Eric.
Jason: Hey dude! Yeah... the gun thing is a bit awkward. Eric: I can imagine... I wonder how he even managed to get a gun into here. I guess this place is more relaxed about stuff like this than I thought. Mind if I sit? |
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infinite135 wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:Unresponsive to the gun, Jason turns around and talks to Eric.
Jason: Hey dude! Yeah... the gun thing is a bit awkward. Eric: I can imagine... I wonder how he even managed to get a gun into here. I guess this place is more relaxed about stuff like this than I thought. Mind if I sit? YD: I KILLED THE GUY WHO OWNED THIS PLACE R.I.P. |
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Jason: Nah man, sit down, sure. My hair would probably protect me from the gun anyway.
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Jason: I have no crack. Go somewhere else. Here, I have £10. Buy yourself something nice. |
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idunnowhy wrote:infinite135 wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:Unresponsive to the gun, Jason turns around and talks to Eric.
Jason: Hey dude! Yeah... the gun thing is a bit awkward. Eric: I can imagine... I wonder how he even managed to get a gun into here. I guess this place is more relaxed about stuff like this than I thought. Mind if I sit? YD: I KILLED THE GUY WHO OWNED THIS PLACE R.I.P. Eric: Are you sure that wasn't a drug-induced hallucination? |
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infinite135 wrote:idunnowhy wrote:infinite135 wrote:Laurelles1 wrote:Unresponsive to the gun, Jason turns around and talks to Eric.
Jason: Hey dude! Yeah... the gun thing is a bit awkward. Eric: I can imagine... I wonder how he even managed to get a gun into here. I guess this place is more relaxed about stuff like this than I thought. Mind if I sit? YD: I KILLED THE GUY WHO OWNED THIS PLACE R.I.P. Eric: Are you sure that wasn't a drug-induced hallucination? YD: NO YOU FUCKING SMARTASS IT REA- *owner walks in* Owner: Holy shit! *shoots Yung Deez three times, twice in the chest, once in the leg* YD: GAHHHHHHHH ALL I WANTED WAS SOME GODDAMN CRACK ROCKS *falls to the ground* Edited by user 27 July 2010 05:35:08(UTC)
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Quote:YD: NO YOU FUCKING SMARTASS IT REA-
*owner walks in*
Owner: Holy shit!
*shoots Yung Deez three times, twice in the chest, once in the leg*
YD: GAHHHHHHHH ALL I WANTED WAS SOME GODDAMN CRACK
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Laurelles1 wrote:Jsaon: Nah dude, it's always nice to get good feedback! It's amazing when it's from great artists such as yourself. Eric: Well... I'm not exactly 'great', but thanks! Hey, isn't the rapper bleeding on the floor the person who says he has trillions of fans? |
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Jason: You know... I think he might be. Aren't we, like, supposed to help him? |
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