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Matticus wrote:GrungeScornRecords wrote:Matticus wrote:idunnowhy wrote:Matticus wrote:idunnowhy wrote:Matticus wrote:idunnowhy wrote:Matticus wrote:idunnowhy wrote:MC Yung Deez: Oh hey Matty! MATTY!!!!!!
You're a big fan of me, right? MattY: Yeah, i suppose, i like you cus you say it how it is man, Yung Deez: Cool! That means you'll do ANYTHING for me right? MattY: Erm... no, not anything, depends entirely on how much your paying :P Yung Deez: How about ten BILLION dollars? MattY: So, what do you want me to do :P Yung Deez: Fuck it, I'll just do it myself. *walks over to 16 Feva* *empties machine gun on him* *pulls out another machine gun* *empties it on him* *walks a safe distance away* *shoots five rpgs at him* *walks away* So, MattY, how's your day going buddy? *MattY Stands there in shock* MattY: Yeahs its been good thanks, and you? Heavy Punisher: Wassup everyone, how about 2 on me. *orders 3 beers* MattY: Hey man, cheers, how you doing? Heavy Punisher: Well, the cops released me from prison because they said there isn't "enough evidence" but I know it's just to try and give me a last look outside. But if I am found not guilty by reason on insanity, I go to a mental ward instead of prison. *drinks some of his beer* Wassup with you? |
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GrungeScornRecords wrote:Heavy Punisher: Well, the cops released me from prison because they said there isn't "enough evidence" but I know it's just to try and give me a last look outside. But if I am found not guilty by reason on insanity, I go to a mental ward instead of prison. *drinks some of his beer* Wassup with you?
MattY: Yeah, *down half of his beer* well i hope it all turns out well for you, with whatever you want to happen out of this. Ive been in the recording studio for most of the day just putting the finishing touches on my new single, which is due out on wednesday :) |
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Matticus wrote:GrungeScornRecords wrote:Heavy Punisher: Well, the cops released me from prison because they said there isn't "enough evidence" but I know it's just to try and give me a last look outside. But if I am found not guilty by reason on insanity, I go to a mental ward instead of prison. *drinks some of his beer* Wassup with you?
MattY: Yeah, *down half of his beer* well i hope it all turns out well for you, with whatever you want to happen out of this. Ive been in the recording studio for most of the day just putting the finishing touches on my new single, which is due out on wednesday :) Heavy Punisher: *drinks down more beer* I'll buy the album, it looks promicing, and I threw my first album into the lake. I bet it was the only one sold. *drinks down more beer* |
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GrungeScornRecords wrote:Matticus wrote:GrungeScornRecords wrote:Heavy Punisher: Well, the cops released me from prison because they said there isn't "enough evidence" but I know it's just to try and give me a last look outside. But if I am found not guilty by reason on insanity, I go to a mental ward instead of prison. *drinks some of his beer* Wassup with you?
MattY: Yeah, *down half of his beer* well i hope it all turns out well for you, with whatever you want to happen out of this. Ive been in the recording studio for most of the day just putting the finishing touches on my new single, which is due out on wednesday :) Heavy Punisher: *drinks down more beer* I'll buy the album, it looks promicing, and I threw my first album into the lake. I bet it was the only one sold. *drinks down more beer* MattY: Cheers mate, im sure it wasnt the only one sold. *takes another swig of the beer* When is your solo album supposed to come out? |
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Matticus wrote:GrungeScornRecords wrote:Matticus wrote:GrungeScornRecords wrote:Heavy Punisher: Well, the cops released me from prison because they said there isn't "enough evidence" but I know it's just to try and give me a last look outside. But if I am found not guilty by reason on insanity, I go to a mental ward instead of prison. *drinks some of his beer* Wassup with you?
MattY: Yeah, *down half of his beer* well i hope it all turns out well for you, with whatever you want to happen out of this. Ive been in the recording studio for most of the day just putting the finishing touches on my new single, which is due out on wednesday :) Heavy Punisher: *drinks down more beer* I'll buy the album, it looks promicing, and I threw my first album into the lake. I bet it was the only one sold. *drinks down more beer* MattY: Cheers mate, im sure it wasnt the only one sold. *takes another swig of the beer* When is your solo album supposed to come out? Heavy Punisher:*takes down more beer* I don't have a date down in stone, but probably sometime next week maybe. |
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GrungeScornRecords wrote:Matticus wrote:GrungeScornRecords wrote:Matticus wrote:MattY: Yeah, *down half of his beer* well i hope it all turns out well for you, with whatever you want to happen out of this. Ive been in the recording studio for most of the day just putting the finishing touches on my new single, which is due out on wednesday :) Heavy Punisher: *drinks down more beer* I'll buy the album, it looks promicing, and I threw my first album into the lake. I bet it was the only one sold. *drinks down more beer* MattY: Cheers mate, im sure it wasnt the only one sold. *takes another swig of the beer* When is your solo album supposed to come out? Heavy Punisher:*takes down more beer* I don't have a date down in stone, but probably sometime next week maybe. MattY: fair enough, will make sure to pick up a copy :) *finishes the beer* |
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Matticus wrote:GrungeScornRecords wrote:Matticus wrote:GrungeScornRecords wrote:Matticus wrote:MattY: Yeah, *down half of his beer* well i hope it all turns out well for you, with whatever you want to happen out of this. Ive been in the recording studio for most of the day just putting the finishing touches on my new single, which is due out on wednesday :) Heavy Punisher: *drinks down more beer* I'll buy the album, it looks promicing, and I threw my first album into the lake. I bet it was the only one sold. *drinks down more beer* MattY: Cheers mate, im sure it wasnt the only one sold. *takes another swig of the beer* When is your solo album supposed to come out? Heavy Punisher:*takes down more beer* I don't have a date down in stone, but probably sometime next week maybe. MattY: fair enough, will make sure to pick up a copy :) *finishes the beer* Heavy Punisher: *finishes beer and throws mug at the window as he slowly leaves the Dirty Bastard* |
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Glamazon walks in, large black sunglasses covering her eyes, she takes a seat at a table near the back. |
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GirlSpice wrote:Glamazon walks in, large black sunglasses covering her eyes, she takes a seat at a table near the back. Stacey looks over at Glamazon as she walks past her.Stacey: That's Glamazon, She's fucking hot. The Barmaid smiles and then walks away. |
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*Bartender comes back with Heavy Punisher's beer and sees Heavy Punisher banging head on counter*
Bartender: Sir, can you please stop that?
Heavy Punisher: *wipes blood away from head* Yeah sure. *takes beer*
Bartender: That's gonna be- *gets hit in the head from a baseball from the other side of the Dirty Bastard*
Heavy Punisher: Man you ok? *bartender is unconshious* WE NEED SOME HELP! |
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C4AJoh wrote:GirlSpice wrote:Glamazon walks in, large black sunglasses covering her eyes, she takes a seat at a table near the back. Stacey looks over at Glamazon as she walks past her.Stacey: That's Glamazon, She's fucking hot. The Barmaid smiles and then walks away. Glamazon hears Stacey's comment, she slightly lowers her glasses and winks at her. |
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GirlSpice wrote:C4AJoh wrote:GirlSpice wrote:Glamazon walks in, large black sunglasses covering her eyes, she takes a seat at a table near the back. Stacey looks over at Glamazon as she walks past her.Stacey: That's Glamazon, She's fucking hot. The Barmaid smiles and then walks away. Glamazon hears Stacey's comment, she slightly lowers her glasses and winks at her. Stacey sees Glamazon wink at her and smiles back.Stacey: Hey, send some alcohol over to Glamazon, you can put it on my tab. Edited by user 11 August 2010 06:16:10(UTC)
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C4AJoh wrote:Stacey sees Glamazon wink at her and smiles back. Glamazon walks over to Stacey and takes a seat next to her.Glamazon: Hey sweetheart, how are you? |
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GirlSpice wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Stacey sees Glamazon wink at her and smiles back. Glamazon walks over to Stacey and takes a seat next to her.Glamazon: Hey sweetheart, how are you? Stacey: Oh, hey. I'm fine, I've just been spending time working on my album, I've got a bit of writers block right now though which is a piss-take. how are you? |
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C4AJoh wrote:Stacey: Oh, hey. I'm fine, I've just been spending time working on my album, I've got a bit of writers block right now though which is a piss-take. how are you? Glamazon: Oh yeah, that sucks. I'm fine sweetheart, been keeping busy in rehearsals, kinda tired. Glamazon receives her cup of Earl Grey tea that she ordered and takes a sip. |
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GirlSpice wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Stacey: Oh, hey. I'm fine, I've just been spending time working on my album, I've got a bit of writers block right now though which is a piss-take. how are you? Glamazon: Oh yeah, that sucks. I'm fine sweetheart, been keeping busy in rehearsals, kinda tired. Glamazon receives her cup of Earl Grey tea that she ordered and takes a sip. Stacey: I wish I could switch places. What the fuck are you drinking (*Smiles). |
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C4AJoh wrote:Stacey: I wish I could switch places. What the fuck are you drinking (*Smiles). Glamazon: Why? Last thing I heard, you were pretty much smashing the airplay charts sweetheart! Earl Grey, I love a cup of tea, I don't drink any alcohol. |
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GirlSpice wrote:C4AJoh wrote:Stacey: I wish I could switch places. What the fuck are you drinking (*Smiles). Glamazon: Why? Last thing I heard, you were pretty much smashing the airplay charts sweetheart! Earl Grey, I love a cup of tea, I don't drink any alcohol. Stacey: Yeah that was amazing. But I meant I wish I could be rehearsing for a tour instead of trying to write new songs, Writer's block is just a killer. |
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