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asdf wrote:Anyone seen these things called Camel Crickets? Basically they are crickets who look exactly like different breeds of spiders to fend of prey and stuff, and they jump at you instead of away from you because they have reversed vision...needless to say I just jumped out of seat and screamed like a school girl. lol Are these Camel Crickets, deadly and if not why scream like a school girl? |
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C4AJoh wrote:asdf wrote:Anyone seen these things called Camel Crickets? Basically they are crickets who look exactly like different breeds of spiders to fend of prey and stuff, and they jump at you instead of away from you because they have reversed vision...needless to say I just jumped out of seat and screamed like a school girl. lol Are these Camel Crickets, deadly and if not why scream like a school girl? Cuz he's a limey little bitch Just kidding, bugs taht aren't afraid of you, that's like the opposite of most of them |
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The Nimrods wrote:C4AJoh wrote:asdf wrote:Anyone seen these things called Camel Crickets? Basically they are crickets who look exactly like different breeds of spiders to fend of prey and stuff, and they jump at you instead of away from you because they have reversed vision...needless to say I just jumped out of seat and screamed like a school girl. lol Are these Camel Crickets, deadly and if not why scream like a school girl? Cuz he's a limey little bitch Just kidding, bugs taht aren't afraid of you, that's like the opposite of most of them Yeah I just find it annoying when 'Men' are afraid of harmless insects, but I'm not being nasty it's just the way I feel. |
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C4AJoh wrote:you should never trust your parents. Yeah, I know that now =/ My stomach is weird. I remember when I read that if you spend 6 or more months without meat and then start eating again, it would happen. fml. |
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Raphaela wrote:C4AJoh wrote:you should never trust your parents. Yeah, I know that now =/ My stomach is weird. I remember when I read that if you spend 6 or more months without meat and then start eating again, it would happen. fml. You started eating meat again? Sellout |
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C4AJoh wrote:asdf wrote:Anyone seen these things called Camel Crickets? Basically they are crickets who look exactly like different breeds of spiders to fend of prey and stuff, and they jump at you instead of away from you because they have reversed vision...needless to say I just jumped out of seat and screamed like a school girl. lol Are these Camel Crickets, deadly and if not why scream like a school girl? No they are indeed harmless, but when they look like a fricken brown recluse spider which I seem to have a lot of around my house, and they are hopping at you...well that is why scream like a school girl. I didnt know it was a cricket till I looked it up on the interwebs. |
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I'm terrified of crickets, spiders and anything that looks like it could "poison" me. Have a problem with that? suck on a cock bitch! Edited by user 04 September 2010 07:22:42(UTC)
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stephaniewazhere wrote:I'm terrified of crickets, spiders and anything that looks like it could "poison" me. Have a problem with that? suck on a cock bitch! Well I think we've found the over-reaction of the day lol. Like I said above, I'm not being nasty, I just find it puzzling as to why when there so harmless (the harmless ones that is), I don't think less of someone because they're scared of insects or whatever, It's just always puzzled me thats all. Maybe it's different over here in the UK, pretty much every insect I've ever seen is harmless. Actually come to think of it maybe it is understandable that you people in the US would be more scared because from story's in the newspaper and random stuff like that it seems the US have a lot of harmful insects, so I guess it is understandable. Also watching Guns N Roses Reading performance is like watching the final nail being put in a coffin which should have been put underground in 1996. And on another note, a weird thing happened on the bus on the way home from work, normal day and stuff but there was this guy sitting on the opposite side of the bus and one seat away and everytime the bus stopped at a bus stop he let out this random high pitched scream, I was rather uncomfortable to say the least. Edited by user 04 September 2010 08:36:13(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:You started eating meat again? Sellout Raphaela wrote:This morning my mother said she had brought me some pizza last night, so I could have it for lunch today.
She said it had no meat and was delicious so I, naive, ate the pizza now. When I had already eaten half of it I realised that under the cheese there was meat.
I'm seriously pissed off right now, almost 3 years being a vegetarian have gone down the drain.
I knew it was a matter of time until someone would joke with me like that, so I always double-checked everything I ate. Decided to trust my mother and look at what happened... |
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asdf wrote:C4AJoh wrote:asdf wrote:Anyone seen these things called Camel Crickets? Basically they are crickets who look exactly like different breeds of spiders to fend of prey and stuff, and they jump at you instead of away from you because they have reversed vision...needless to say I just jumped out of seat and screamed like a school girl. lol Are these Camel Crickets, deadly and if not why scream like a school girl? No they are indeed harmless, but when they look like a fricken brown recluse spider which I seem to have a lot of around my house, and they are hopping at you...well that is why scream like a school girl. I didnt know it was a cricket till I looked it up on the interwebs. Irony at the end.
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stephaniewazhere wrote:asdf wrote:C4AJoh wrote:asdf wrote:Anyone seen these things called Camel Crickets? Basically they are crickets who look exactly like different breeds of spiders to fend of prey and stuff, and they jump at you instead of away from you because they have reversed vision...needless to say I just jumped out of seat and screamed like a school girl. lol Are these Camel Crickets, deadly and if not why scream like a school girl? No they are indeed harmless, but when they look like a fricken brown recluse spider which I seem to have a lot of around my house, and they are hopping at you...well that is why scream like a school girl. I didnt know it was a cricket till I looked it up on the interwebs. Irony at the end. The only one who noticed. :( |
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thats not irony thats a pun. |
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This. forkboy wrote:Americans not understanding irony.
What a shocker! OH THE IRONY! Anyways. In other news, I'm off to work. I hate working on Sundays. Edited by user 05 September 2010 21:58:56(UTC)
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Oh the ironing!
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forkboy wrote:Americans not understanding irony.
What a shocker! Why are English people so racist?
I wasnt being serious |
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I don't know. As a Scotsman it seems inappropriate to comment on the English.
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