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Offline Nenga  
#601 Posted : 02 April 2009 11:35:38(UTC)
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Scary man: I just fucked Jimmy Him
Fan Girl: OOH MY GOD ITS JIMMY!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!
Scary man: shut up im talking here!
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Sully Fiction - Vocals

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Angus Sullivan - Drums & Percussions/Vocals

Tony Hanson - Rhythm Guitar/Vocals

Russel Simmons - Bass/Vocals



You say Kesha, I say Testament

You say LL Cool J, I say AC/DC

You say justien beiber, I say Avenged Sevenfold

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#602 Posted : 02 April 2009 21:24:25(UTC)
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Just got a call from my good mate Mason Bastard in California -
Hey Kate, it's Mason Bastard. NEWS!
At 2:41am (California time) this morning, after 12 and a half hours in labour, Kitena gave birth to a baby boy. 6lbs4oz, which is big for a month early! He's also surprisingly healthy, didn't need an incubator or anything!
Kitena's fast asleep with the baby in her arms, they look so peaceful after all that pain. But before she fell asleep, she said that she was glad that her fiancé, her mother and two of her brothers were there with her.
Kash has been coming up with loads of names and asking Fat Chance for names all morning - she just wants to avoid Kitena naming the baby after her dad, I think - the nurses still haven't signed a birth certificate.
Talk soon!

Also, I'd like to thank everyone who planned and came to my party, mad though it was. After all that, it's hard to believe that I actually got a year older at some point yesterday! :)

-Kamikaze Kate, age 15.

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Offline Raphaela  
#603 Posted : 03 April 2009 02:24:46(UTC)
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Favorite Son: *wakes up on the floor with a note glued on his forehead* Whaaat is this? *reads* Holy crap! Suzi left me, with the baby! Fuck, I can't believe that. I'm so fucked, fucked *cuss in russian*. Leslie!
Leslie: *wakes up* What happened? My head is exploding...
Favorite Son: Where's Greg?
Leslie: Probably spent the night here. He can't drive british cars and I was the one that was going to drive him home, but I got drunk.
Greg: *comes downstairs* What's all this noise?
Favorite Son: Explain...
Greg: Oh, that. Yesterday Suzi called you saying that she was having your baby, but you were stoned and didn't care. Me and Jimmy went to the hospital to explain it all to her and she got really pissed. She then said she doesn't want to see your face again and doesn't want a baby that looks like you. So, Jimmy's at the hospital with her and will bring you the baby soon. By the way, congratulations, she's beautiful.
Favorite Son: I can't take care of a baby all by myself, I'm 21! And did you say it's a girl? The doctor told us it was a boy...we even bought all stuff green or blue for him.
Greg: I'm sure it's a girl.
Favorite Son: I'm going to the hospital.
Greg: You better don't...who knows what can happen if she sees you. Call Jimmy instead. Oh, and Fat Chance's baby was born yesterday too.
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Offline bikz  
#604 Posted : 03 April 2009 05:15:56(UTC)
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OOC : Is Suzi your character or someone else's? I can't remember that far back.
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Offline Raphaela  
#605 Posted : 03 April 2009 05:19:25(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
OOC : Is Suzi your character or someone else's? I can't remember that far back.


OOC: She was C-Dub's character. But he left the game on August of last year, leaving Suzi pregnant of Favorite Son. I made her break up with him, because it's kind of boring when your character dates a "ghost character".
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Offline bikz  
#606 Posted : 03 April 2009 11:06:46(UTC)
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*Alex, Mayhem, Nick and Raven are, for some reason, sitting on the stage, recording a song*
Alex/Raven : She's not there, she's not there.
Alex : Just a gap in the air.
Raven : Just the smell of despair.
Nick : She's not therrrrre ....
Alex : She's thirst-quenching, mind-bending, thirst-quenching, mind-bending.
Nick : She's not therrrrre ....
Alex : That look in her eyes, it's miles away.
Raven : Don't look in her eyes, oh she's miles away.
Alex/Raven : She's not there, she's not there.
Alex : Just a gap in the air.
Raven : Just the smell of despair.
Nick : She's not therrrrre ....
Mayhem : Hello, hello, hello.
Alex : She's not there.
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Offline The Nimrods  
#607 Posted : 03 April 2009 11:10:54(UTC)
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OOC: Hey when's bik giving birth

Jimmy:Nice guys!
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

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Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline bikz  
#608 Posted : 03 April 2009 11:20:02(UTC)
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The Nimrods wrote:
OOC: Hey when's bik giving birth

Jimmy:Nice guys!

OOC : According to my calculations, due June 10th.

Mayhem : Thankyou muchly. :)
Nick : Fanks. No' me bes' work, be even betterrr if we knew the words to the song.
Raven : I know them. I just happened to forget them.
Nick : Well bleddy done! :P
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Offline The Nimrods  
#609 Posted : 03 April 2009 11:25:12(UTC)
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bikz wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
OOC: Hey when's bik giving birth

Jimmy:Nice guys!

OOC : According to my calculations, due June 10th.

Mayhem : Thankyou muchly. :)
Nick : Fanks. No' me bes' work, be even betterrr if we knew the words to the song.
Raven : I know them. I just happened to forget them.
Nick : Well bleddy done! :P



OOC: How did you calculate that?
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline tension101  
#610 Posted : 03 April 2009 12:02:23(UTC)
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Sperg: Wazzap Niggahs!
Bax: We're Back!
Too much leather chair is unsightly and greatly increases your risk of leather-smell.
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Offline The Nimrods  
#611 Posted : 03 April 2009 12:04:41(UTC)
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tension101 wrote:
Sperg: Wazzap Niggahs!
Bax: We're Back!


OOC: I find that offensive

Jimmy: HI
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline tension101  
#612 Posted : 03 April 2009 12:08:31(UTC)
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Location: ...Why? Do you wanna go out or something?

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The Nimrods wrote:
tension101 wrote:
Sperg: Wazzap Niggahs!
Bax: We're Back!


OOC: I find that offensive

Jimmy: HI


OOC: ...why? Oh yeah, nevermind. Sorry, buddy. *oops*

Bax: Sup, Jimmy. Heard you scrapt the album.

Too much leather chair is unsightly and greatly increases your risk of leather-smell.
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Offline The Nimrods  
#613 Posted : 03 April 2009 12:11:50(UTC)
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Jimmy: Yep i had to dude, it just wasn't working out
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd)
Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion
Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter
Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar

Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal)
Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar
Celt-Drums
Saxon-Lead Guitar
Sauron-Keyboard
Gris-Bass
Rincewind wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
I knew you'd be back! *cries*


now now, *hugs and steals wallet*

xNightsidex wrote:
Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.

UserPostedImage

Gildermershina wrote:
The Nimrods wrote:
xNightsidex wrote:
Sooo...

What's everyone else do in the real world?


Sell pot and jerk off

JK, or am i?


At the same time?


Rincewind wrote:
Synxhard wrote:
I don't believe in jeans...


well your shit out of luck because they believe in you.....
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Offline tension101  
#614 Posted : 03 April 2009 12:17:18(UTC)
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Jimmy: Yep i had to dude, it just wasn't working out


Bax: I understand, shit happ... *Sperg spills his vodka on Bax's head* Fuck! Sperg?!!?
Sperg: Sorry Bax, but this vodka sucks.
Bax: So you pour it on my head?
Sperg: It was lacking flavour! What was I supposed to do? Besides, you dont have hair that it could've ruined anymore, so stop your bitchin'!
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Offline Raphaela  
#615 Posted : 03 April 2009 12:50:44(UTC)
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OOC: Just because I need to end the story :P

St. Jimmy: *enters the bar with a baby girl on his arms* Favorite Son, come say hello to your daughter.
Favorite Son: *approaches the baby* Do you really think she'll be safe with me?
St. Jimmy: No. That's why I'm sleeping at your house tonight, to teach you all you need to know. Double work for you as Suzi left you. By the way, you have to go to the Courthouse tomorrow and name her.
Favorite Son: Fine. Man, she's so beautiful and fragile.
St. Jimmy: Yup. Take her.
Favorite Son: *takes baby* I was going to name after my father as it was a boy. I'll probably have a name by tomorrow. I like the name Evgeniya, but I'll think about it tonight.
St. Jimmy: Well, we better go. A bar is not the best place for a baby with one day of life.
Favorite Son: Sure, sure. *leaves the bar with baby and St. Jimmy*

Edited by user 03 April 2009 13:07:26(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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#616 Posted : 04 April 2009 00:56:00(UTC)
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*meeting of Kash's children and grandchildren*
Kitena : Suzy, Rachel, these are your brothers, Laine, Jack, Dick and Mason, and your sister-in-law, Fern. Laine, Jack, Dick, Mason, meet your sisters, Suzana and Rachel, and your brother-in-law Chris.
Suzy : Hi everyone!
Dick : Whoa! Bitch has - how many?
Jack : Seven kids and - Kitena has one, Rachel has one, Mason has freaking SIX - eight grandkids.
Dick : Sorry, I can't count. My name really fits.
Kitena : This is my new baby!
Rachel : Meet your cousins Piers and - six of 'em ....
Fern : Aiden, Brendan, Caleb, Jasey, Kaeli and Peyton. Why do you keep forgetting them?
Rachel : Because there's lots of them. I'm glad I only have one, I'd forget my own kids' names if I had six!
Chris : Sometimes I have to remind her that her son's called Piers, when she's had a bit to drink. Not planning any more here.
Suzy : Speaking of names .... have you named Nameless yet, Kitena?
Dick : You should totally call him Nameless.
Laine : You are totally weird.
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#617 Posted : 04 April 2009 01:36:32(UTC)
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*Bikki sits down*
Bikki : Hey! Mad bunch of people who are all somehow related! How do you write an article? My mind go blank.
Kitena : Bik, are you OK?
Bikki : No. Bleurgh. Trying to write .... I suck .... :(
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#618 Posted : 04 April 2009 01:45:54(UTC)
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Stephanie: I haven't been here since last year, things never change.
Fan: OMG, its Stephanie Fierce, may I have your autograph..
Stephanie: Sure sweety, heeeeere youuu go. There you go sweety.
Fan: *Starts to go insane

Stephanie: Silver Spoon, we can finally have sometime alone, not have all those paparazzi's around.
Silver Spoons: I know babe.
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#619 Posted : 04 April 2009 01:53:46(UTC)
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OOC: We should totally do a baby party on The Dirty Bastard.

*St. Jimmy and Favorite Son enter the bar holding their babies*

Favorite Son: My daughter needs to socialize with others. Already named her this morning!
St. Jimmy: What's her name?
Favorite Son: Olga, like my mother and that revolutionary russian woman.
St. Jimmy: Geez, that's awesome. And you Fat Chance, what's the name of your boy?
Fat Chance: I don't know. I guess I'll let Kitena chooses, I'm not very good at choosing names.
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#620 Posted : 04 April 2009 01:53:50(UTC)
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Robert: What kind of a dodgy place is this? I've never seen a place where celebs hang out that looked like this...Its worse than the old building. Any way, hello all.
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