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cappstv wrote:Mr. Capps stumbles into the bar and sluggishly pulls out his tape recoder
Mr. Capps: Diane, I have just receive the ass kicking of my life. Getting to know this city better I decided to go bar hopping, one thing led to another and I ended up severely beaten by a motorcycle gang, I appear to be bleeding from my forehead and I feel really dizzy.
Mr. Capps falls down
Mr. Capps: I think i see two of the guys from pong heights, i shall ask them for an interview. Blake, Christopher? If you were a motocycle gang would you give me brain injury for saying bad things about motorcycle gangs? Wait a minute, you guys ain't them two, you guys are the other two. Man I'm so sorry, I really am. I need a nap. Good night.
Mr. Capps passes out on the bar floor, tape recorder still running. (Blake pokes Mr.Capps with his foot, then pulls out a cell-phone) Blake (into phone):Hello? 911? Someone just came into the dirty bastard covered in blood and passed out. (pause) I'm at The Dirty Bastard. (pause) Thank you. |
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 Stephanie Fierce rode her bike to the The Dirty Bastard.
Employee: May we put this bike in a private area Miss. Fierce?
Stephanie Fierce: Yes. Thank you!
*Steph makes her way to the casino and sits in comfortable chair*
Employee: May we offer you something to drink Miss Fierce?
Stephanie Fierce: No thanks. Edited by user 05 July 2010 02:34:22(UTC)
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(EMT's come and take Mr.Capps out as Warren and Ryan walk in, they see Blake and Chris sitting at the bar and run over)
Warren: Looks like the band's all here! Which one of you kicked the crap outta Mr. Capps? Chris? Nah, he's a big softy, Blake?
Blake: Um, well, actually...
Warren: Good jod, good job. Two Buds! |
RP Only Since July 2010The Owner Of:Long Nights- [alt-rock/post-grunge- think Foo Fighters meets Creature with the Atom Brain] MTN Climber -Ryan Page: Vocals/Guitar/Keys -Warren Mcgriff- Guitar -Christopher I. Myers- Bass -Blake Renwick- Drums The World According To St. Jimmy- [Pop-punk/punk- Think Green Day meets Social Distortion] -Michael "Dog" Bryant: Vocals -Shawn "Shady" Harris: Guitar -Jeff Zamora: Bass -Karl Hine: Drums forkboy wrote:STOP MISSING THE FUCKING POINT YOU INTENTIONALLY OBTUSE BUFFOON Paradox wrote:*Shotgun clicks*
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Stephanie Fierce: It's boring and this place is dead.
Steph goes in to one of the slot machines and begins to play. Then frustrated from losing over 50 dollars and not winning one single thing, Steph makes her way to the bar and sits.
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Glamazon slowly walks in, looking mysterious with her large black sunglasses and leather jacket, she takes a seat in the corner. |
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Brittany Decon, Of G2L walks in with an pink cocktail dress on with white heels, she has DC shades on with golden cruels coming to her shoulders. She looks around and sits at the bar. |
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Jimmy walks in naked and already drunk. After yelling unintelligibly at several patrons he sits on top of a table
Jimmy:Hey um....people.....bitch! |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy walks in naked and already drunk. After yelling unintelligibly at several patrons he sits on top of a table
Jimmy:Hey um....people.....bitch! Ryan: Hey, Steph, Jimmy's trying to talk to you! |
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ALX wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy walks in naked and already drunk. After yelling unintelligibly at several patrons he sits on top of a table
Jimmy:Hey um....people.....bitch! Ryan: Hey, Steph, Jimmy's trying to talk to you! Jimmy:I'm too strung out to talk to anyone! Fuck off! Cheese should be served exclusively with wine and cocaine! |
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Jason walks into TDB. He sees Jimmy naked, and then decides to turn around and go home, humming to himself. |
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ALX wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy walks in naked and already drunk. After yelling unintelligibly at several patrons he sits on top of a table
Jimmy:Hey um....people.....bitch! Ryan: Hey, Steph, Jimmy's trying to talk to you! Stephanie Fierce: Excuse me *crosses arms and raises eyebrow*
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Jimmy: *Slurring* Oh hi! I love your music! Can't read my, can't read my, no he and read my poker faaaaaaace! Yeah man that's the shit, I'll be right back!
Jimmy leaves for a moment and returns with powder under his nose
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Brittany Decon runs after Steph.
Brittany: Dont let him ruin your night. |
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(Ryan laughs drunkenly)
Ryan: Jimmy, I like you. |
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Jimmy:I like me too! *Drinks more* |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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MC Yung Deez: what i dont get the premise of this at all  |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:I like me too! *Drinks more* *shoots jimmy in the tits*  |
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idunnowhy wrote:MC Yung Deez: what i dont get the premise of this at all (OOC: It's just a bar and casino, this is where artsists tend to...hang out) IC: (Shady walks in and sees Yung Deez) Shady: Hey, man. What's up? |
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Mr. Capps enters the hotel and heads towards the bar
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