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The Nimrods walk in
Jimmy:Anybody in?
Davey: This bitch is a desert *lights a cigarette* |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button.  Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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Stacey Walton walks in and sits at the bar.
Stacey: I'll have a Jack Daniels please
Bartender: Sure no problem, so how's your day been
Stacey: Pretty shit to be honest, that's why I'm here and it seems pretty dead.
Bartender: It might pick up, you never know
Stacey: We'll see. |
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Favorite Son enters the pub. He hadn't been seen outside his apartment ever since St. Jimmy left. He seemed sad, and his eyes looked dead.
He approached the bartender and Stacey.
Favorite Son: I want a coke. Yes, no alcohol for me, for a while.
Bartender: Unusual, but here it is.
Favorite Son: I wish coke actually killed us, or at least made us sick. |
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(Ryan and Warren walk in, followed by Dog and Shady)
Warren: Bartender! Get us four Guinesses!
Bartender: What, no buds tonight?
Warren: Nah, these two motherfuckers (he says motherfucker in a joking matter, gestering to Dog and Shady) won the coin toss
Shady: Well, you know, we do what we do.
Dog (whispered loudly to Ryan): He thinks he's black.
Shady: Now, come on man, don't be a hater. |
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Jimmy:Anyone here?
Kit:Yeah let's get hammered!
Davey:Definitely, ad laid, gotta get laid. |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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DBM girls' night out. The 10 girls of DBM walk into TDB.
Barsteward : What can I get you ladies?
Mikki : Bottle of wine between Katie and me?
Yasmin : Bring on the Jägerbombs!
Kate : Fucking awful cheap lager for Mache, Nick and me of course.
Somerset : Magner's Pear for me.
Roxy : JD and Coke over here.
Bri : Just coffee over here, I'm designated truck driver.
Barsteward : That's nine, who else is here - oh. Kettlechip Smash?
Kaethe : Oh ja, oh ja! :D
The girls look around to see if there's anyone they know. |
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Kit:Did I hear Jagerbombs! YEEEEEES!
Jimmy:Hey guys!
Davey:Party time! |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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Jason walks into the bar slowly, with a beanie covering his usually manic hair.
Bartender: Hello. How can I help you?
Jason: Ah, just a quick pint please mate. Gotta go shortly. |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Jason walks into the bar slowly, with a beanie covering his usually manic hair.
Bartender: Hello. How can I help you?
Jason: Ah, just a quick pint please mate. Gotta go shortly. Jimmy:Hey Jay! Let me get you a shot! |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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Jason: Thanks man! How are you? |
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Laurelles1 wrote:Jason: Thanks man! How are you? Jimmy:I'm great man! Psyched about the record at the moment, you? Davey:He's psyched about the bitches, nothing more haha. |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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Jason: Yeah man, it's awesome that The Nimrods are finally releasing some new stuff! And who isn't psyched about the women? They're sort of a side-package I guess. I dunno, I think I've settled down a bit with a girl. |
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Jimmy: My wife is dead....so I'm back on the market I guess. |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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Jason: Damn... That's still hard to contemplate really. I hope it all turns out alright for you though. I better be off now, finishing off some promotion for the album. See you all soon.
Jason stands up and walks towards the exit. |
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The Nimrods wrote:Kit:Did I hear Jagerbombs! YEEEEEES!
Jimmy:Hey guys!
Davey:Party time! Yasmin : Yesss, Kit. And Jimmy, my sister just died last week - Raven Comatose, you probably knew her - so you're not alone .... drowning my sorrows I guess. Kate : Ah, I'm done with the depressive shit, my husband died in the same fucking great massacre as Bikki, I don't fucking care. ((OOC : She does.)) |
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Kit:Did I hear Jagerbombs! YEEEEEES!
Jimmy:Hey guys!
Davey:Party time! Yasmin : Yesss, Kit. And Jimmy, my sister just died last week - Raven Comatose, you probably knew her - so you're not alone .... drowning my sorrows I guess. Kate : Ah, I'm done with the depressive shit, my husband died in the same fucking great massacre as Bikki, I don't fucking care. ((OOC : She does.)) Jimmy:Yes you do Kate don't lie to yourself, no ones that cold,not even the baddest bitch in the world. Sorry Yasmin, Raven was a great musician. Kit:I'm on Kate's side, no more depression, let's drink! Davey:Bring out the cocaine! Jimmy:Really........ Davey:Um,wrong time? |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
What's everyone else do in the real world? Sell pot and jerk off JK, or am i? At the same time? Rincewind wrote:Synxhard wrote:I don't believe in jeans... well your shit out of luck because they believe in you..... |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Yes you do Kate don't lie to yourself, no ones that cold,not even the baddest bitch in the world. Sorry Yasmin, Raven was a great musician.
Kit:I'm on Kate's side, no more depression, let's drink!
Davey:Bring out the cocaine!
Jimmy:Really........
Davey:Um,wrong time? Kaethe : Yes, wrong time, Davey. Yasmin : I know, she was awesome. Sorry about Bikki. And Kate - best leave her to be Kate. Kate : Yes, I'll be Kate. And oh my God, Davey, you've activated the fucking rehab squad - keep it down, Kaethe, just have your mashed potato drink. |
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Jimmy:Sorry, Davey's already drunk he doesn't know what he's saying. We're clean, for the most part at least.
Davey:Anyway....how have you guys been? |
The Nimrods (Progressive Death Metal,Progressive Metal,Progressive Rock.Think Opeth/Dream Theater/Tool/Pink Floyd) Jimmy Him- Lead Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Davey Matlock- Bass,Guitars,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Kit Saunders- Drums,additional percussion Jaska Latvala- Rhythm Guitar,Vocals,Primary Songwriter Jack Burton- Keyboards,Keytar Satyr in the Frost(Melodic Black Metal,think Satyricon/Mayhem/Early Dimmu Borgir/Immortal) Sigmund-Vocals and Rhythm guitar Celt-Drums Saxon-Lead Guitar Sauron-Keyboard Gris-Bass Rincewind wrote:The Nimrods wrote:I knew you'd be back! *cries* now now, *hugs and steals wallet* xNightsidex wrote:Oops I stumbled over and hit the "extend ban" button. Gildermershina wrote:The Nimrods wrote:xNightsidex wrote:Sooo...
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Stephanie Ortiz: How is everyone doing, it's been a looooooooooooooooooooooooooong time since I've been here. I've been working on my music and stuff.......but anyways I'll be here for a while, just wanted to say hi.........
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