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Kit:Hi Steph! We're just having naked tiiiiiiiime! *Strips* How have you been! *hugs steph*
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Sorry, Davey's already drunk he doesn't know what he's saying. We're clean, for the most part at least.
Davey:Anyway....how have you guys been? Kaethe : Good! (: Mache : Mixed, recovering eh? Looking forward to my first Madcore Tour! Gonna kick ass. Bri : Me too, my first time stuck in a bus with this lot - and my wedding, of course! :D I love my Joshy so much. Kate : Newsflash Bri, he's looking forward more to buying the right shoes than marrying you. Ha ha. |
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*Sexy Star struts in with a leopard print dress and six inch heels*
Sexy Star: Hey bitches. |
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The Nimrods wrote:Kit:Hi Steph! We're just having naked tiiiiiiiime! *Strips* How have you been! *hugs steph*
Jimmy:Oh lord. Stephanie Ortiz: *facepalm* You haven't changed I see *giggles*. Want to dance?
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Sorry, Davey's already drunk he doesn't know what he's saying. We're clean, for the most part at least.
Davey:Anyway....how have you guys been? Kaethe : Good! (: Mache : Mixed, recovering eh? Looking forward to my first Madcore Tour! Gonna kick ass. Bri : Me too, my first time stuck in a bus with this lot - and my wedding, of course! :D I love my Joshy so much. Kate : Newsflash Bri, he's looking forward more to buying the right shoes than marrying you. Ha ha. Jimmy:You're Joshy's girlfriend? Hi! I know him very well! Davey:He's seen him naked! Jimmy:Um....what he means is if you've seen one you've seen 'em all! Davey:Mache I didn't notice you were here! When's the last time I shoved you on a table wearing nothing but latex,then hurling you over the king size and pouncing like a rabid tiger finally.... Kit:DAVEY! There are other people here! Jimmy:Oh lord I need another drink |
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GirlSpice wrote:*Sexy Star struts in with a leopard print dress and six inch heels*
Sexy Star: Hey bitches. Stephanie Ortiz: Hold on Kit *Screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's Sexy Star, how is my favorite bitch doing?
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stephaniewazhere wrote:GirlSpice wrote:*Sexy Star struts in with a leopard print dress and six inch heels*
Sexy Star: Hey bitches. Stephanie Ortiz: Hold on Kit *Screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's Sexy Star, how is my favorite bitch doing? Sexy Star: Mmm gurl, I'm doing so good, you're making me wet already! How are you? |
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stephaniewazhere wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Kit:Hi Steph! We're just having naked tiiiiiiiime! *Strips* How have you been! *hugs steph*
Jimmy:Oh lord. Stephanie Ortiz: *facepalm* You haven't changed I see *giggles*. Want to dance? Kit:Naked? Only if it's grinding! Jimmy:Hi sexy star, nice heels, as if I need to feel any shorter. |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:Hi sexy star, nice heels, as if I need to feel any shorter. Sexy Star: Oh, you can borrow a pair if you like, I'm always carrying around a spare pair in my handbag. |
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GirlSpice wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:GirlSpice wrote:*Sexy Star struts in with a leopard print dress and six inch heels*
Sexy Star: Hey bitches. Stephanie Ortiz: Hold on Kit *Screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's Sexy Star, how is my favorite bitch doing? Sexy Star: Mmm gurl, I'm doing so good, you're making me wet already! How are you? Stephanie Ortiz: I'm doing perfect and your ass is as hot as ever girl! The Nimrods wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Kit:Hi Steph! We're just having naked tiiiiiiiime! *Strips* How have you been! *hugs steph*
Jimmy:Oh lord. Stephanie Ortiz: *facepalm* You haven't changed I see *giggles*. Want to dance? Kit:Naked? Only if it's grinding! Jimmy:Hi sexy star, nice heels, as if I need to feel any shorter. Stephanie Ortiz: Nah! Question is Can you handle this?
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stephaniewazhere wrote:GirlSpice wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:GirlSpice wrote:*Sexy Star struts in with a leopard print dress and six inch heels*
Sexy Star: Hey bitches. Stephanie Ortiz: Hold on Kit *Screams* AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's Sexy Star, how is my favorite bitch doing? Sexy Star: Mmm gurl, I'm doing so good, you're making me wet already! How are you? Stephanie Ortiz: I'm doing perfect and your ass is as hot as ever girl! The Nimrods wrote:stephaniewazhere wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Kit:Hi Steph! We're just having naked tiiiiiiiime! *Strips* How have you been! *hugs steph*
Jimmy:Oh lord. Stephanie Ortiz: *facepalm* You haven't changed I see *giggles*. Want to dance? Kit:Naked? Only if it's grinding! Jimmy:Hi sexy star, nice heels, as if I need to feel any shorter. Stephanie Ortiz: Nah! Question is Can you handle this? Kit:The question is, can you handle THIS *points to crotch* Jimmy:Heels! Do you have any 8 inches! |
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The Nimrods wrote: Kit:The question is, can you handle THIS *points to crotch*
Jimmy:Heels! Do you have any 8 inches! Stephanie Ortiz: Oh please boy, a cricket can handle that little thing. *Grabs Kit and starts to grind on him* While dancing she then says to Jimmy and Sexy Star Hey Jimmy and Sexy wanna join? Edited by user 17 July 2010 09:48:10(UTC)
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stephaniewazhere wrote:The Nimrods wrote: Kit:The question is, can you handle THIS *points to crotch*
Jimmy:Heels! Do you have any 8 inches! Stephanie Ortiz: Oh please boy, a cricket can handle that little thing. *Grabs Kit and starts to grind on him* While dancing she then says to Jimmy and Sexy Star Hey Jimmy and Sexy wanna join? *Sexy Star stops looking in the mirror and applying his lipgloss to turn around and smile* Sexy Star: Oh sure, sorry! :) |
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Jimmy:Uh....no sorry I don't dance. *Drinks out of a smirnoff bottle* well maybe a little *burp* I like to dance and sing! *stumbles drunkenly while growling* |
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The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:You're Joshy's girlfriend? Hi! I know him very well!
Davey:He's seen him naked!
Jimmy:Um....what he means is if you've seen one you've seen 'em all!
Davey:Mache I didn't notice you were here! When's the last time I shoved you on a table wearing nothing but latex,then hurling you over the king size and pouncing like a rabid tiger finally....
Kit:DAVEY! There are other people here!
Jimmy:Oh lord I need another drink Bri : I know how well you know him, he's very open about these things! Mache : Hey Davey! I don't know, but you're welcome to go for it again! Except maybe without the latex? ;) Kate : Whores. Mache : You can talk. Who was it who lost her virginity in a fucking coffin? Kate : Aw yeh, good times! :D |
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Jimmy:You're Joshy's girlfriend? Hi! I know him very well!
Davey:He's seen him naked!
Jimmy:Um....what he means is if you've seen one you've seen 'em all!
Davey:Mache I didn't notice you were here! When's the last time I shoved you on a table wearing nothing but latex,then hurling you over the king size and pouncing like a rabid tiger finally....
Kit:DAVEY! There are other people here!
Jimmy:Oh lord I need another drink Bri : I know how well you know him, he's very open about these things! Mache : Hey Davey! I don't know, but you're welcome to go for it again! Except maybe without the latex? ;) Kate : Whores. Mache : You can talk. Who was it who lost her virginity in a fucking coffin? Kate : Aw yeh, good times! :D Davey:Sex in a coffin? That I'd like to try! how very black metal of you haha. Jimmy:I like black metal *black metal shriek* RAAAAAAAA! Davey:No latex, don't you know how easily we rockstars get pregnant! |
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The Nimrods wrote:Davey:Sex in a coffin? That I'd like to try! how very black metal of you haha.
Jimmy:I like black metal *black metal shriek* RAAAAAAAA!
Davey:No latex, don't you know how easily we rockstars get pregnant! Kate : Everything I do is 'black metal', biatches. Mache : Ha, I took 'latex' the wrong way, fail. Yes, cover your lollipop, I don't want you to get up the duff and end up like SOME people *coughkatecough*. Kate : You don't want HIM to get pregnant? I do, that'd be a laugh, boys need to know how much it sucks. And shut the fuck up, so what if I made two mistakes. It means I can do THIS! Watch out under, Kiwi! *whips out a breast and milkblasts Machete* |
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bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Davey:Sex in a coffin? That I'd like to try! how very black metal of you haha.
Jimmy:I like black metal *black metal shriek* RAAAAAAAA!
Davey:No latex, don't you know how easily we rockstars get pregnant! Kate : Everything I do is 'black metal', biatches. Mache : Ha, I took 'latex' the wrong way, fail. Yes, cover your lollipop, I don't want you to get up the duff and end up like SOME people *coughkatecough*. Kate : You don't want HIM to get pregnant? I do, that'd be a laugh, boys need to know how much it sucks. And shut the fuck up, so what if I made two mistakes. It means I can do THIS! Watch out under, Kiwi! *whips out a breast and milkblasts Machete* Davey:That's useful Jimmy:BOOOOBIES *grabs Kate* Davey:He's pretty strung out. I'd rather not be pregnant thank you. Where would the baby come out? My arse? Things going up is one this, out is different. |
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The Nimrods wrote:bikz wrote:The Nimrods wrote:Davey:Sex in a coffin? That I'd like to try! how very black metal of you haha.
Jimmy:I like black metal *black metal shriek* RAAAAAAAA!
Davey:No latex, don't you know how easily we rockstars get pregnant! Kate : Everything I do is 'black metal', biatches. Mache : Ha, I took 'latex' the wrong way, fail. Yes, cover your lollipop, I don't want you to get up the duff and end up like SOME people *coughkatecough*. Kate : You don't want HIM to get pregnant? I do, that'd be a laugh, boys need to know how much it sucks. And shut the fuck up, so what if I made two mistakes. It means I can do THIS! Watch out under, Kiwi! *whips out a breast and milkblasts Machete* Davey:That's useful Jimmy:BOOOOBIES *grabs Kate* Davey:He's pretty strung out. I'd rather not be pregnant thank you. Where would the baby come out? My arse? Things going up is one this, out is different. OOC: Who says fail outside the internet besides 12-year old girls? And...milkblast? Jesus christ. |
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