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Kaylee Comatose Announces Her BandEveryone's favourite sinister genius, Dr Kaylee Comatose BSc, BS, MA, PhD, has at last announced the line up, along with other information, of her much talked about band. Comatose was signed to newly formed Chaos Records on Friday afternoon, and promised that we'd hear more when she ajudged us ready to hear it. The apparent homophobic, racist, sexist genius is looking to carve a future in music after a blistering academic career.So, without much further ado...introducing her band ...And The Dead Got Left Behind
"The name of the band is taken from the last line of a tragedy play I wrote when I was like 15. I decided whilst in school one day, that Shakespeare was overrated, and just knew that I could write tragedy 10 times as tragic as Hamlet is. So I did, and this was how it ended. I chose this because it embodies who I am. It's intellectual, coming from the greatest play ever written, and it's vicious, and it sounds cool, which fits the genre.
"...And The Dead Got Left Behind will be a hard band to categorise. Mostly because I think you're typical "genre" crap is disrespectful to people who put thought into what they are doing with their music and making their own sound you know? It's very hateful! So, the way I'll describe my own band is "KayleeCore". What do I mean by that? Well I mean that it'll be a form of metal obviously. If you've heard of mathcore, you'll know that it's a crazy intelligent and complicated mix of top top talented musicians making killer music.
"We'll be doing stuff like that, except even more intelligently. I'll be screaming, not singing. Screaming takes more talent. Every riff will be looked at from a very technical standpoint, and every song will have a proper, well hidden, cryptic, clever meaning. We won't play something for a frivolous reason such as "it sounds good". No, everything will have to be justified from a scientific or literary direction. If not, it won't make it. I don't care if it doesn't sound good. All that will matter is that it is right!"
With regards her band mates, Kaylee was very controversial, as always.
"They're not important. You know who I respect in this industry? Amy Meyer. It might be an ugly, smelly tramp, but it is carving its own furrow despite being in a band, and that's what I'm gonna do. Who cares who the other guys in the band are. Do you know anyone else in Riot! In The Boulevard? I know I don't."...And The Dead Got Left Behind have been signed by Chaos Records, and are looking to tour ASAP. Contact (ooc: PM) with any tour offers. |