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Haven't done one of these threads in a while...so here it goes... What are the top 3 things a gals needs? What are the top 3 things a guy needs? Be creative and funny as you please...... Ex: Girls: 1. a GAY Man for a best friend 2. a Purse 3. Drama Guys: 1. a Banana 2. Porn 3. More porn..... Edited by user 24 October 2011 12:33:06(UTC)
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Girls:
1. Friends
2. Family
3. Foreplay
Guys:
1. A Girl
2. A Car
3. And eventually Viagra |
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Girls:
1. Backstabbing friend
2. Someone to lie to them all the time
3. Money
Guys:
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Girls:
1. Food
2. Oxygen
3. Water
Guys:
1. Food
2. Oxygen
3. Water |
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Originally Posted by: asdf  Girls:
1. Friends
2. Family
3. Foreplay
Guys:
1. A Girl
2. A Car
3. And eventually Viagra lol @ Foreplay No offense but mostly white men need Viagra lol
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Girls:
-People to speak to in an exaggerated fashion (ie complaining)
-Fancy, shining things
-The idea that they are strong, independent, and free-willed, yet desire to be petite, loved, protected, and clingy
Guys:
-Devotedly follow a cause (ie sports teams)
-personal freedom and decision-making, with a sense of aggressiveness (not to be confused with dominance)
-Sexual drive (masturbation counts) |
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Girls:
-Feminism to kill all stereotypes.
-Weed when on PMS.
-A lesbian friend to make them see the good side of life.
Guys:
-To be less 'I'M SO MANLY, LOOK AT HOW MUCH TESTOSTERONE I HAVE ON MY BODY!'
To be honest, that's the only thing men need. |
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got to love gender stereotypes |
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
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Originally Posted by: Raphaela Girls:
-Feminism to kill all stereotypes.
-Weed when on PMS.
-A lesbian friend to make them see the good side of life.
Guys:
-To be less 'I'M SO MANLY, LOOK AT HOW MUCH TESTOSTERONE I HAVE ON MY BODY!'
To be honest, that's the only thing men need. Ah, it's true. Even the ones who are caring and considerate are like this, and I consider myself a calmer one and fit this quality to some degree. |
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The three things that men want are related to women. They must...
1. Make him a sandwich
2. Fetch him opened beer can/bottle
3. Shut the hell up when the football is on.
Now this is for other men...not me personally because if I tried that with my wife, she'd come at me with her handbag. It has a big brick in the bottom.
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I have no idea what guys or girls want. I try to be a nice guy, but I lack self-confidence. I'm way too passive as well. My thought process goes "okay, well, she OBVIOUSLY must have a boyfriend, so I'm not even going to try..." It's all a mystery to me. |
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Originally Posted by: Gildermershina I'm way too passive as well. My thought process goes "okay, well, she OBVIOUSLY must have a boyfriend, so I'm not even going to try..." It's all a mystery to me. I'm the total opposite, way too active and needy. I ask every Tom, Dick and Harry who could be a plausible partner, and have a long string of "relationships" behind me which go about as far as Facebook status changes. I have no idea about basic gender stereotypes of either side, just hope that the sandwich thing is a lie created by breadmakers and supermarkets everywhere to make women buy their products. |
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Originally Posted by: bikz Originally Posted by: Gildermershina I'm way too passive as well. My thought process goes "okay, well, she OBVIOUSLY must have a boyfriend, so I'm not even going to try..." It's all a mystery to me. I'm the total opposite, way too active and needy. I ask every Tom, Dick and Harry who could be a plausible partner, and have a long string of "relationships" behind me which go about as far as Facebook status changes. Sometimes wish there were a way bypass all the awkwardness, but I don't really know how people see me as a person, let alone how girls see me. Physically I'm nothing to write home about, but as a person, I've no idea. I know what I look for, but I don't know what other people do, or if I'm entitled to look for certain qualities even though I'm probably lacking them myself. |
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in other words.... lifes a bitch |
I hate it when people see me at the supermarket and they are like:
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Oh you know, hunting elephants |
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Originally Posted by: Rincewind in other words.... lifes a bitch No, more like other people were paying attention to some life lesson that I did not. Life's kind of okay by me. |
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Originally Posted by: Gildermershina No, more like other people were paying attention to some life lesson that I did not. This. As if most of the world was born having memorised a book of the blatantly obvious rules of society, I missed out on that. I'm not a total social deviant, but there's always that niggling feeling in the back (or, depending on the situation, at the forefront) of my mind, is there something that everyone here knows but me? |
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Originally Posted by: bikz Originally Posted by: Gildermershina No, more like other people were paying attention to some life lesson that I did not. This. As if most of the world was born having memorised a book of the blatantly obvious rules of society, I missed out on that. I'm not a total social deviant, but there's always that niggling feeling in the back (or, depending on the situation, at the forefront) of my mind, is there something that everyone here knows but me? Amen.
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Originally Posted by: stephaniewazhere Originally Posted by: bikz Originally Posted by: Gildermershina No, more like other people were paying attention to some life lesson that I did not. This. As if most of the world was born having memorised a book of the blatantly obvious rules of society, I missed out on that. I'm not a total social deviant, but there's always that niggling feeling in the back (or, depending on the situation, at the forefront) of my mind, is there something that everyone here knows but me? Amen. Or, what if everyone's like that? Is that worse? |
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Originally Posted by: Gildermershina Originally Posted by: stephaniewazhere Originally Posted by: bikz Originally Posted by: Gildermershina No, more like other people were paying attention to some life lesson that I did not. This. As if most of the world was born having memorised a book of the blatantly obvious rules of society, I missed out on that. I'm not a total social deviant, but there's always that niggling feeling in the back (or, depending on the situation, at the forefront) of my mind, is there something that everyone here knows but me? Amen. Or, what if everyone's like that? Is that worse? Hmm, interesting way of thinking. I was always told that I didn't understand these "unwritten rules" because I have Asperger's, but then, I've never been in a "neurotypical" brain, so I wouldn't know. Maybe, at least about some tougher things such as relationships, we're all neurotypical - as confused as each other. |
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Make that four of us then.
Maybe its just the effects of being on here eh? |
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