erich,erica and karoliena are running towards the rv with whipped creme cans sticking out their faces and cackling like mad.

once inside the rv,erich locks the door and peeks out of the window. "fucking bastards nearly had us.its getting so one cant buy 50 cans of whipped creme without the fucking gestapo being called. i see a guy and two girls with 50 cans of redi whip,i dont automatically assume they are using them for whippets.i assume it some kinky sex thing."

karoliena makes a face."ew,no. i dont want whipped creme in my....places" she says,suddenly aware of there being several people in the rv.


erich hops in the driver's seat and dons his ether soaked bandit mask. "ok.lets scroll!"

Sam grabs a package of beef jerky and begins to eat ravenously. "I suggest we all get a sufficient dose of protein in order to play this show."
Tony sits down next to Chloe and puts his arm around her. "Sam says we should all get a dose of protein. Are you in the mood for a...dose of my protein?"
Behind them, the cheesiness of Tony's mack game causes Jeff to spit whip cream all over the wall of the RV.

Tony looks slightly offended. "Contain your jealousy, fellas." Sam laughs and sits down next to Nichole, putting his arm around her. "I have nothing to be jealous of...no offense, Chloe." Tony laughs. "Well, Fischer, it looks like you bagged and tagged 'er. I didn't think you had the balls to do it. Congratulations." he leans in close and whispers to Nichole. "Get ready to be dissapointed - I hear Fischer's lacking in the rod department."

chloe thinks for a minute,far more intensely than one should about a prospective blowjob. "you know....i think i am,tony." she nods towards the back of the bus. she hums a little tune as she walks away. "and nichole, tony is just fine. i dont like them too big anyway." she nods as if she said something profound.


erich looks at her for second."i bet she can_" he is cut short by karoliena's elbow to his ribs.


nina just smiles and holds castor's hand. "bragging takes the place of doing,loves." she winks.

Nichole's smile grows, becoming very proud of herself. "I love you, too, Sam," She says softly, giggling a little bit.

"Would I be considered gay if I said yes?" Castor asks.

karoliena giggles. "well,if prison with erich is in your future, you should know what to expect. "

"karoliena,dont do it!" erich says with fear in his eyes.

karoliena grins a toothy grin and looks directly at erich. "seven and half."

erich turns bright red and leaves to drive to the park." ok,you guys can thank karoliena for the endless suzie loop!"

karoliena cracks up. "erich has this weird phobia that every musican except him has like foot long dongs."

erica looks out the window. "thank fuck he doesnt.my hands are only so.....nevermind." she giggles.

erica grins. "right,nichole? i bet before this tour is over we do an all nude revue.

nina,who is oddly jealous of erica, quips. "yeah we saw you and erica on big brother.but castor and i kept wondering who the little guy you kept making out with was."

Sam smiles at Nichole, letting her know he's okay with everything. "When are we gonna get to this haunted park place? The metal in me is flowing deep and hard......deep and hard, priceless."

the bus comes to an abrupt halt. "ok,you're tiny wanged cruise director got us all here,safe and sound." erich fumes as he hops out of the bus and starts unloading equipment.he works for about 45 seconds before chugging a bottle of cough syrup.


erica sticks her tongue out at nina. "watch it,tart.i can recall several times having to fight you off of this "little guy's" body.



ooc: bring her on tour.we need more people on this thing!