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niggajones		#501 Posted : 11 February 2013 03:49:31(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Physically? Yeah, but mentally and emotionally? Nope," he says, stretching. "I prefer nice girls. Preferably those that can bake," he says, laughing.
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erich hess		#502 Posted : 11 February 2013 03:53:49(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa giggles and holds her chest, "i knew you liked my croissants!" she grins and leans over to kiss him.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#503 Posted : 11 February 2013 03:55:21(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		He smiles. "In all seriousness, though, we should probably head back to the RV. They probably think we're in some crazy sex hotel...or something else that's less funny and interesting to think about."
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erich hess		#504 Posted : 11 February 2013 03:59:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa nods."yeah.plus i totally want to interrupt them during sex.what do you think would happen? would they quit or keep going?" she hops up and goes outside,taking some roy orbison style sunglasses out of her purse. "gah! canada must be closer to the sun than the usa,it's soooo bright!"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#505 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:03:14(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"I hope they'd stop," he says, laughing and shielding his eyes. "I think we've just been in that shitty hotel for too long."
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erich hess		#506 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:06:25(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa lowers her sunglasses slightly. "wanna make a friendly wager on it?" she says slyly. "i think they'll keep going." she says,slipping her hand into his and walking towards the rv's last known location
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#507 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:08:46(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Oh god," he says, "I don't even want to think about that...that's just uncomfortable."
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erich hess		#508 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:10:38(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa laughs. "true,i'd just die if someone walked in on us. you know,if we ever do." she adds,blushing.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#509 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:14:51(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"We'll keep the doors locked," he says, smiling.
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erich hess		#510 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:16:51(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		"good plan." she says winking. "should we tell anyone about us,or just let them wonder?" she adds,leaning her head on derrick's shoulder.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#511 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:18:01(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Well, they already think we fuck all the time," he says, laughing. "If they ask, we tell, I suppose."
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erich hess		#512 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:26:36(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		she nods and giggles. "oh vara would have a good laugh if she knew the truth,huh?" teresa says,slightly ashamed. "maybe there is something wrong with me? i mean,i'm 23 and have never even....seen one."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#513 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:36:31(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Well..." he says, "I don't think there's anything wrong with you. You just...never got the chance, I guess."
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erich hess		#514 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:43:33(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa thinks for a minute and smiles at derrick. "i knew my crush on you wasnt misplaced. also,i swear i dont have like 20 cats at home or weekend posters all over my room. i'm completely semi normal!"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#515 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:45:16(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Like I said, I think I'd be happy if you had 20 cats. Cats are awesome," he says grinning.
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erich hess		#516 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:56:41(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		"if i did,i'd have all the makings of a fairy tale witch.i bake and have an army of cats." she cracks up and kisses derrick,like REALLY kisses derrick. passersby are disgusted by the display,mothers shield their children's eyes.a passing car playing porn groove doenst make the scene any better.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#517 Posted : 11 February 2013 04:58:22(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		After the kiss subsides, Derrick gasps for air. "Jeez, where did that come from!?" he asks, laughing. "Not that I'm complaining."
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erich hess		#518 Posted : 11 February 2013 05:00:43(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa shrugs. "i...dont really know. you are always so sweet and the wind caught your fro just right..." she smirks and blushes,realizing how out of the blue that was.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#519 Posted : 11 February 2013 05:03:25(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		He can't help but smile at her. "Well, feel free to do it again," he says, then notes the people around them are still looking at them. "Just...not near a school zone."
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erich hess		#520 Posted : 11 February 2013 05:07:08(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21942 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa nods. " very true. all i need is to be labeled a sex offender. a virgin sex offender? they'd eat me alive in prison." she laughs and holds derrick's hand again." we have a show tonight...barring any drunk italians?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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