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ooc: i'm just going to assume they're in the van
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Ooc: that's what I assumed too.
Teresa is nearly strangled by the seatbelt. She is still laughing madly. "Wow.death by boobs. That would've made for good obituary reading..imagine if I wasn't wearing a bra!" |
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"We'd be dead," he says, looking into the back to see Gabe sound asleep. "Well, maybe not gabe. He could sleep through death." |
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Teresa turns bright red." I totally forgot he was there." She whispers,clamping her hands over her chest. " you don't think he saw,do you?" She asks very worried |
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He looks back at Gabe, who's snoring loudly. "I think we could straight up fuck and it wouldn't wake him. He's dead asleep."
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Ooc: punch that fucker square in the balls and tell him josh says mechanical animals sucked! Have fun mr jones! That is pretty impressive .
Trees looks back too and laughs. " maybe for our 3rd or 4th time we'll try." Suddenly very nervous that the man sitting beside her is going to eventually put part of him Inside her. |
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ooc: i don't know how he'd respond to that but i'm sure the response would be interesting. (ashamed author's note: one of the things i'm getting him to sign is mechanical animals)
"Or not.." he says, laughing a bit. "I think I'm fine with keeping whatever sexual contact we have...you know, private." |
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Ooc: well...you're a wee lad,and probably not buying Manson stuff in 1998. You can't help not feeling shafted by that album.
Teresa nods. " for sure. I Don't want people gawking at us....of hearing us....or even thinking about us..." She nervously asks,".it's not like porno videos,right? A lot of that doesn't look fun." |
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ooc: i suppose so. it might also be because the first song by him i ever heard was the dope show. it could only get better from there.
"No, it's not really like porn at all," he says. "If life was like porn, i would've become a pizza delivery guy instead of a musician." |
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Ooc: I guess it's the same for those people who got into Metallica through hero of the day.. Me? It was third grade on the school bus. I heard master of puppets. I went home and threw my poison tapes away that very day. Manson got me through the lunch Box single.
" you sure? Because if that crazy show big brother has its say,music is like porn." She says with a laugh. She puts her hand on his shoulder,so he can still drive with both hands. " I'm pretty pumped for tonight...sadly,it's my keyboards last day on earth." |
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ooc: I JUST GOT HOME AND ITS LIKE TWO IN THE MORNING AND I MET HIM AND HUGGED HIM AND HE SIGNED MY STUFF AND HE TOLD ME HE HAD SEX WITH NICHOLAS CAGE'S GIRLFRIEND AND HE TOLD ME HE LIKED MY SHIRT AND I'M DYING |
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Ooc: too cool mr jones. I take back my anti mechanical animals stance,as i REALLY hate nicholas cage. |
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ooc: i asked him "has anybody ever told you you look like nicholas cage?" and he went "have i ever told you i fucked his girlfriend? because i did"
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Ooc: right on! Too funny.
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ooc: i know. i almost passed out from excitement.
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OOC: Nicolas Cage's girlfriend is really fucking sexy, too. That's awesome.
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OOC: I know, right? good for him. Not good for nicholas cage, though, but nobody cares about him. |
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"football practice!" teresa says as she wakes suddenly. "oh,hi derrick!" she reaches for her glasses. "ah,sight!" she says happily.
ooc:how the fuck can nicholas cage get any girl,much less a sexy one? the fucker cant act worth a damn. raising arizona wasnt that great. there,i said it.i'd say it again if i had to. |
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ooc: for some reason that made me think of this
"Morning, babe," he says. "Or afternoon. Potato potato" (ooc: poh-tah-to, you know what i mean, even though it looks retarded when typed out) Edited by user 13 February 2013 10:49:39(UTC)
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ooc:that is a whole lotta suck! i still have nightmares about the ghost rider film. eva mendes couldnt even save that train wreck. i used to love ghost rider...
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