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niggajones		#761 Posted : 18 February 2013 12:36:59(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"We need to find him a woman," he says, pulling some clothes on. "You got any friends back in baltimore?"
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erich hess		#762 Posted : 18 February 2013 12:41:08(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		teresa shakes her head. "no. i've kept busy in balti. thus my....previous afflcition." she smiles with happy thoughts of "becoming a woman." "all i did there was work.if i wasnt baking,i was practicing music instruments....you got any friends? surely a fro'd one,such as yourself must know lots of ladies."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#763 Posted : 18 February 2013 12:44:58(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Uh, not really," he says, shrugging. "I mean, most women I've hung around with in my life have been my girlfriends. You were the first woman I met who was actually...you know, my friend, before anything romantic happened."
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erich hess		#764 Posted : 18 February 2013 12:50:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		"ladies cant resist the derrick charm,huh?" she giggles while putting on her skirt."i know i couldnt. i had a crush on you from day one."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#765 Posted : 18 February 2013 12:53:05(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Really?" he says back, thinking of that day. "I mean, I know I look sexy hauling amps and catching thrown peanuts, but I didn't know it was that sudden," he says, laughing a bit.
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erich hess		#766 Posted : 18 February 2013 12:58:29(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		"oh yeah. i had it bad for you from day one. i didnt expect you to be my first....but i thought you were cute." she admits. straitening her glasse,she adds,"but i thought you wouldnt be into girls like me."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#767 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:00:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"You mean totally cool awesome girls?" he says, holding the door open for her as they walk out into the hall towards checkout.
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erich hess		#768 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:07:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		she smacks him on the butt. " oh you," she laughs. "you know you were first attracted to my breasts. everyone is."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#769 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:09:42(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"I was attracted to the fact that you were someone I'd actually like to hang out with," he says, laughing. "And your breasts. Just a little."
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erich hess		#770 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:13:17(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		"youre too sweet. how you managed to stay single is a discredit to my gender." she giggles, while kissing her boy friend on the cheek. " think gabe will crap his pants when we pull this prank on him?"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#771 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:15:45(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Hopefully. Or at least stop sleeping all the time," he says, giggling fiendishly as they walk towards the van.
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erich hess		#772 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:20:53(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		"he may kill us in our sleep,but it i will be totally worth it." teresa giggles. trying to be as stealthily as she can.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#773 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:22:32(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		Derrick peeks in through the windshield, and sure enough, Gabe is sleeping. He pulls a few branches off a nearby tree and sprinkles them about the windshield. "We need to make this look real," he says, foraging for more branches.
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erich hess		#774 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:27:41(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		teresa nods and starts collecting more branches. she sticks some through the driver's window. " this is going to be great....or he will murder us." she giggles.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#775 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:32:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"It'll be worth it," Derrick says, barely containing his giggles. "Here, help me shake the van," he says, leaning up against the side.
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erich hess		#776 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:33:24(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		teresa braces herself against the rear fender and pushes it up with all her might. "oh fuck!" she yells. "you fell asleap driving!!!!! cant feel my legs!"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#777 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:36:11(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Oh shit! A tree!" he yells, and pushes the van harder. Unexpectedly, the van begins to tip, and before they can stop it, it's over on its side with a huge crash and a scream inside from Gabe. "Holy fucking shit!" Derrick yells, running around to the other side and trying to lift the car back up.
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erich hess		#778 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:41:56(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		teresa rolls on the ground out of laughter. "holy shit! " yells. trent is going to kill us for screw up his van! she croaks in between laughter..
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#779 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:44:18(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"What the fuck!?" Gabe yells, as the door opens and he pulls himself out of the van. "What happened?" he says, trying to calm down. Derrick collapses on the ground beside the overturned van, laughing.
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erich hess		#780 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:45:50(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,827 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21866 times Was thanked: 18088 time(s) in 10509 post(s)		teresa rolls on the ground. "i cant feel my legs! what did you do,gabe?! i'm going to be a cripple for the rest of my life! my unborn child is dead ,too!"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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