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niggajones		#781 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:47:52(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"How...what!?" he yells, crawling out of the car. "I wasn't even driving...wait, how the fuck is this thing sideways?" he asks, jumping down beside her.
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erich hess		#782 Posted : 18 February 2013 13:56:08(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa holds her knees. " dont know,but my ovaries are ruptured! i'll never be able to have children. why,gabe,why??!?!!" she creeches,holding her general ovary region.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#783 Posted : 18 February 2013 14:01:57(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		He kneels down and looks at her. After he calms himself, and after he's sure she's not actually hurt, he runs around the van and jumps on Derrick. "You fuck! Look at what you did to the fucking van!" he screams, fists flailing.
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erich hess		#784 Posted : 18 February 2013 14:07:31(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa jumps on gabe's back. "quit pumelling my boyfriend!!" sge creeches. "dont make me bust out my zap rowsdower powers on you!"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#785 Posted : 18 February 2013 14:10:01(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		He stands up and tries to pry her off his back to no avail, so he just collapses, accepting defeat. "Look what you did to the van!" he says, "Trent's going to kill us!"
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erich hess		#786 Posted : 18 February 2013 14:12:07(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		"us?! you were the one sleeping in the van!...i think this is all on you." teresa giggles.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#787 Posted : 18 February 2013 14:15:12(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Yeah, I was sleeping in the back and somehow ended up flipping the van," he says, wiping the dirt off his pants.
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erich hess		#788 Posted : 18 February 2013 22:43:46(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		Teresa twirls her hair in an overly girly fashion. " it could happen. I'm just a girl,I don't know anything about vans."
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#789 Posted : 19 February 2013 01:53:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Well, do you happen to know anything about flipping vans right side up?" he asks, sitting down, exasperated.
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erich hess		#790 Posted : 19 February 2013 02:03:21(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		Teresa hops up on the wheel. "Short of pissing off Bruce banner? No. We are so dead!"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#791 Posted : 19 February 2013 09:34:43(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"What the hell are you doing!?" cries Trent as he walks towards the overturned van. "How the fuck did this happen?" he asks, completely flabbergast (ooc: great word)
1 user thanked niggajones for this useful post.		erich hess on 19/02/2013(UTC)
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erich hess		#792 Posted : 19 February 2013 09:38:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		Teresa replies ,"zombie“ apocalypse ." As if this is painfully obvious to even the most casual observer.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#793 Posted : 19 February 2013 09:39:23(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"How the fuck are we going to get our equipment to the show tonight?" he asks, walking around the van as if he's looking for a big red button that says "TURN VAN RIGHTSIDE UP"
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erich hess		#794 Posted : 19 February 2013 09:44:52(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		" tie the rv to the van Frame and slowly drive the rv. It'll turn the van right back on its wheels." Teresa says while looking the van over." We got geico,right?" She groans at the shattered windscreen.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#795 Posted : 19 February 2013 09:51:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"I don't have any insurance!" Trent says, exasperated. "Here, let's see if we can salvage what's inside," he says, climbing on top and opening the door. He pulls out Teresa's keyboard, minus a few keys. "Great.." he says, shaking his head.
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erich hess		#796 Posted : 19 February 2013 10:25:00(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa winces at the damaged keyboard. "if it helps,we didnt use those keys much anyway." she says,trying to put a positive spin on things.she opens the back door and various bits and bobs come pouring out."hey,an unopened bag of peanuts!"
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#797 Posted : 19 February 2013 10:26:05(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Just...lets try and get this stuff into the RV," he says, pulling the keyboard out. Derrick and Gabe pick up pieces of the drum kit and carry them to the RV.
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erich hess		#798 Posted : 19 February 2013 10:30:05(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa gets on her hands and knees and crawls into the van remains.she retrieves the small,yet essential things like picks,drumsticks,cables,and effects pedals. "where are we putting this all?" she asks trent,ignoring the blood running down her shins from broken glass.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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niggajones		#799 Posted : 19 February 2013 10:33:35(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Registered Joined: 08/06/2012(UTC) Posts: 3,401 Thanks: 362 times Was thanked: 739 time(s) in 493 post(s)		"Just shove it in the RV.." he says, throwing Gabe's guitar inside. "What are we gonna do with the van?" Derrick asks, his arms full of equipment. "Well...we don't have insurance. We're in the middle of nowhere in a place we'll probably never be in again. So...I don't know, burn it?" he replies.
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erich hess		#800 Posted : 19 February 2013 10:39:42(UTC)
Rank: Advanced Member Groups: Moderators, Registered Joined: 09/04/2010(UTC) Posts: 42,860 Location: representing the 954 Thanks: 21941 times Was thanked: 18127 time(s) in 10530 post(s)		teresa looks skeptical."for real? you're just going to burn a vehicle?! " she gets her phone out. " i want to film this.its my first car burning. this tour has had so many firsts for me!" she squeals excitedly.
		"I'm not saying its even a good thing to own a chimpanzee. But that's freedom, folks." Alex Jones.
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