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Offline snap_itshannah  
#61 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:10:53(UTC)
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"Shit! Fuck! That was awesome!" Castor shouted, his ears not used to being able to hear over the music.
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#62 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:13:40(UTC)
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erich: *still standing over the garbage can and threatening it with a firearm* yeah? lets see you sing the "i love trash" song now,you sonofabitch!" after getting no response,he tucks the .38 back in his pants and grabs his guitar. " ok,when do we go on?" he asks,super pumped ,"i am ready as a lark!" and he plays a few bars of a mindbogglingly good finger style rockabilly song.
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#63 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:15:13(UTC)
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Sam, Rob and Tony shook Castor's hand, and turned to erich and karoliena

Rob: We just played, Erich. It was...um...
Tony: That was....wait, I spaced out, was it good?
Rob: From what I remember. Sam was sober, was it good?

Sam didn't respond. He thought of his song; he had really bared his soul with it, and it had felt good when the crowd responded positively. He knew that there was a possibility Nichole would be out of the big brother house on friday, but he wasn't excited about it...or was he? He couldn't tell. He decided to focus on the beautiful performance they had put on. Neil was bent over the remains of his instrument, weeping.

Neil: BOXY! WHY? WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE!??
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#64 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:21:13(UTC)
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"Hey, Sam?" Castor called, walking up to him. "That last song. That was great. I wish Nichole were here. She'd love it. You know how she loves songs like that..." Castor waundered back over to Karoleina.
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#65 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:25:43(UTC)
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Sam blinked dumbly, then began to stutter

Sam: R-r-really? You think so!? Hey! Awesome! Haha...

Sam sat down on an amp with a grin on his face.

Tony: Looks like Sam's in lala land.

A sleepy jeff wandered into the room.

Jeff: What the fuck? You did the show without me?
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#66 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:28:48(UTC)
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erich..,...oh. well,there is always next time. *eyes the flattened and bullet riddled garbage can with spite* as long as HE doesnt show up.



karoliena leans her bass agains the wall and wipes the sweat off of her. "fucking awesome guys.one for the history books for sure." she frown at the remains of boxy.she rubs neil's head. "we'll get you a new box.sometimes boxes just have to go,you know? they just arent meant to be in this world for very long." she eyes the sweaty and post gig castor. never resisting a chance to steal nina's love intrest,she slips her arm around his waist, "you were just great" she says to him.
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#67 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:34:22(UTC)
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"Oh, so were you, my dear. I'd return the physical affection, but I'm afraid I'm absolutely fucking soaked in sweat, and I'd probably just be kind of gross." He winked at her.
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#68 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:35:46(UTC)
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Jeff pulls out the bottle of laudanum but finds that it's empty.

Jeff: What the fuck? We didn't use the whole bottle.

Backstage, two mexican custodians were tripping their balls off.
Rob returned with a cooler full of beer.

Rob: A toast! To an amazing.....whatever that was.
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#69 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:36:47(UTC)
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"Oh, I like the way you think, Mr. Rob," Castor said, grabbing another two beers and handing one to Karoliena.
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#70 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:39:02(UTC)
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karoliena: as much as i hate to admit it.... *she withdraws her arm from castor's waist* i probably smell like a halfway house.

erich: someone say laudanum? of course i have some. here. * offers his bottle to the group.*
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#71 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:40:51(UTC)
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Sam: Well, how are you guys finding the great nation of Canadia?
Tony: Have you tried ketchup chips yet? Or dill pickle chips?
Rob: Or Poutine? Dear god, I would kill for poutine right now.
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#72 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:45:00(UTC)
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erich sort of sighs "its better than last time,for sure. last time here i was mugged and a girl was killed when she fell off the duke." he looks away from everyone at the mention of the girl who died.

karoliena quickly chimes in, " poutine,man if there was ever a stoner dish,it would be that..oh,that reminds me!" she opens her bass case and it's filled with vanilla coke." i heard you guys love it and it isnt sold up here. consider us the fucking ambassadors of america....even though i'm swiss."
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#73 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:45:03(UTC)
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"No, but all of that sounds amazing, and I demand that we go out and eat." Castor replied.
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#74 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:46:54(UTC)
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erich dangles his keys "i got a caddy outside. it'll be a tight fit.but we can manage.sam,you gotta sit on neil's lap.

karoliena pipes up," i'll sit on castor's lap...to save space."
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#75 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:47:46(UTC)
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"I have no objections to that." Castor says with a raise of his beer bottle.
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#76 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:49:06(UTC)
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Sam: VANILLA COKE!! AWESOME!!
Neil: Wait, why do I have to be sat on?
Jeff: Because you're a faggot.
Tony: Hey! He's not gay, he's just a fuckin' idiot.
Jeff: Sorry Mr. "Fresh Asshole." Sorry Neil, you're just a fuckin' idiot.
Rob: Let's go get some poutine!!
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#77 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:53:28(UTC)
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"Let us all go pile up into ze van!" Castor says in a fake German accent as he goose steps towards the exit.
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#78 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:55:51(UTC)
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Neil goose steps along with Castor as Jeff, Tony, Rob and Sam amble along behind them. After they leave the room, two stoned janitors enter.

Janitor #1: I shouldna taken that shit in the bottle man- HOLY FUCK!
Janitor #2: What!?
Janitor #3: They killed the garbage can! The innocent garbage can!
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#79 Posted : 11 October 2012 13:58:14(UTC)
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erich skips out to the parking lot and presents his car.
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erich: damn,i swore this was a Cadillac when i left.. looks like nobody will have to sit on anyone's lap.

karoliena:uh,if you find a thing you are uncomfortable holding or seeing....kindly leave it alone.
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#80 Posted : 11 October 2012 14:01:24(UTC)
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Castor steps inside the van. "Badass, man..." He says, getting comfy.
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